#if this is super deranged its bc its 6 am. btw. i havent slept

[sakitenmaenjoyer]

ruikasa (???) fic idea im never doing. tw for cannibalism and ooc rui. it's not what it sounds like

ive always loved the idea of aus meeting canon so. canon wondershow meeting cannibal toxic yaoi ruikasa. i dont like it when people make rui, tsukasa, or both cannibals, but i do like poking fun at ooc tropes

it'd be a subversion of the yandere cannibal ruikasa Genre. it could be a spoof where canon is simply horrified, or it could be a horror where canon has to deal with unnerving versions of Themselves. everyone thinks it's just doppelgangers of themselves at first; yandere cannibal rui/ruikasa acts like normal at first. but there's something Off.

(and honestly, canon would start off bothered just by the idea of rui + tsukasa dating LOL. the comedy aspect would be canon tsukasa/rui being 🧍🧍‍♂️ at lovey dovey versions of themselves)

but no yeah, in my head the fic is rui centric bc 1) of course it is and 2) rui gets to meet both fandom interpretations of himself in one guy (flirt and Cannibal Murder)

he'd be intrigued at first, but he'd get bothered by how...different his doppelganger is. it's not obvious at first, but his doppelganger is clingy, possessive, jealous, unempathetic- all while putting on a smile on his face. it's the same smile canon rui himself wears, but it never slips off. rui doppleganger completely ignores emu and nene. and if he does talk to them, it's only when theyre in a pair (unsubtle commentary about emunene only being put in ruikasa fics to give them something to do) his attention is on tsukasa at all times

(the horror aspects could come from him wanting to eat canon tsukasa or something idfk. since it's cannibal yandere rui he's like 'grrr i NEED tsukasa!!' and he sees canon rui as a threat.

he might give a scary monologue to him like "i know myself, we're one in the same, i know u have tsukasa to urself but i Need him, i need him more than i need to breathe, i need to experience him, ive been gifted a version another version of him, a vresion i can maim. im selfish that way-"

meanwhile canon rui's like "um." )

anyways the fic ends with the au versions of themselves fucking off/getting blasted by lasers. or something.

also the whole fic hinges on how rui sees himself/how others may see him. he's sick to his stomach that someone who looked/talked like him wanted to hurt another human being. someone who looked and talked like him was dangerous. someone who looked and talked like him said they were one and the same.

this fic wouldnt even ruikasa tbh, itd just be canon rui, canon tsukasa and the ocs people call rui and tsukasa

#txt #long post #if this is super deranged its bc its 6 am. btw. i havent slept