#if nobody got me i always know dailymotion got me

[britishchick09]

danger force return of the kid livewatch

HENRY IS BACK AND IT’S TIME FOR ME TO FINALLY GET AROUND TO WATCHING IT! :D

the version i’m watching on dailymotion is slightly chipmunked and it’s adorable ^_^

awww  sweetest hug ever! ♥

chapa: “don’t make me get the crowbar!” omg :o

miles: “you hate to see it” and you love to see the meme ;)

henry’s dad is graduating from an online school how 2020

CAPTAIN MAN LOVES THE HUGS!!! :D

mika: “we once caught a guy that was stealing books... FROM THE LIBRARY!” omg shocking! :o

henry just said ‘noice’ wtf mr. hart

henry spent ‘his whole childhood’ defeating people but wasn’t he like a tween when he became kid danger?

ray: “henry’s MINE now” awww :)

idk if henry can still become kid danger (i haven’t seen the henry danger finale) but i really hope he does

henry: “everyone thinks kid danger is-“ chapa: “hot?” miles: “dead?” lol

ray wants henry to pick his nail color awww :)

henry wants them to ‘handle it themselves’ does that mean he can’t transform? :o

henry just deleted ‘where are you?’ messages from charlotte HENRY DID YOU SERIOUSLY ABANDON YOUR FRIENDS FOR RAY YOU’RE NOT JOHN WITH YOKO

the audience just gave a quiet ‘aww’ when henry deleted the messages same :/

ray: “you wanna see my axe storing room?” your WHAT room

henry: “do i even have to axe?” eyyyyyyy ;)

ray and henry are the best of friends! :D

they’re playing a just dance ripoff how sweet :)

henry: “this has been so much fun!” ray: “I LOVE YOU TOO!” henry: “what?” ray: “I SAID GET READY FOR ROUND TWO!”

the game is calling for a tango STOP THE SHIPPING

and the game is called PRANCE PRANCE REVOLUTION lol :D

ray wants the kids to leave to spend more time with henry ♥

DAAAANG HENRY JUST LIFTED RAY YOOO!!!!!

ray: “quit your bellyaching!” henry: “yeah, this is what you get paid for!” the kids: “YOU GOT PAID???” lol :D

ray wants to stay up there ‘as long as he can’ wowza what a shippy shippy

the intro pops up nearly 6 minutes into the ep what a long and exciting cold open! :D

chapa to mika: “we got your heart to start beating again...” wtf happened :o

bose’s mouth was full did he have a towel in his mouth lol

mikes screaming “I HATE YOU!!” is better than anakin lol

CHAPA WANTS TO DESTROY HENRY WTF

mika isn’t up for this bs YOU GO MIKA!!!!!

mika: “AND CHAPA SHOULD BE THE ONE THAT KILLS HIM!!” FRICK YEAH!!!

...but also FRICK NO DON’T KILL CAPTAIN MAN PLZ

omg henry and ray started a totally sick rock band yo!

SCHWOZ BE LIKE ‘AWWW YEAHHHH!!!!” :D

henry: “don’t need to practice when you’re already perfect, dude!” hannah montana wants to know your location

why is ray obsessed with henry’s mom creepy

henry: “gotta save my messages to the cloud!” F U T U R E!!!!”

char’s messages are like ‘you can’t run from this’ HENRY WHAT’S GOIN’ ON HMMMM?????

ray: “...that didn’t sound like your mom.”

henry asked if he was ‘totally untrackable in the man’s nest’ WHAT DID YOU DO HENRY

ray: “finding you in here would be like trying to find a gray hair on my head!” henry: “there’s one right there.” ray: “whaaat?”

MIKA BE P-I-DOUBLE S-ED YO

henry’s been there for 3-4 days HENRYYYY!!!!

chapa: “we also think we should be able to vaporize someone FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!!!” daang chapa p-i-double wuble s-ed too!

ray: “time is a tall glass of water” henry: “please don’t punch my glass-” ray: *PUNCHES GLASS LIKE A BOSS*

ray: “next crime that calls is goin’ home in a body bag” sweet serenity celestia captain man calm down

henry: “who knows when the next call will come in?” call: *comes in* lol

OMG DID THE KIDS SET UP THE EMERGENCY CALL???? :o

HENRY TRANSFORMED YAAAS!!! and i guess the dark outfit he wore in the insta teaser pic is his new hero form?? :o

henry: “up the tube!” captain man: “...we go down the tube.” lol :D

and awayyyyy they go!

robber: “part of the reason i rob people is for the connection i feel and i feel like you’re (the cashier) not here with me right now!” awww ♥

the cashier walked past captain man’s book first of all awesome call back and secondly why is a book being sold at a convenience store

captain man: “let’s slow fight this crime”

robber: “is this your sidekick?” ray: “naw, we’re just vibing!” henry: “you don’t even know what that means” ray: “it’s means, like, we’re together but not really” johnlock wants to know your location

henry really wants to get back to the man’s nest what’s goin’ on here????

a drone just said ‘henry hart located sending bounty hunter’ first of all wtf and secondly BOBA FETT CROSSOVER WHAT

even captain man’s like ‘wtf dude?’

mika: “i finally got mom and dad to fall asleep! you know what that means...” others: “SCREEN TIME!!! :D” kids these days...

chapa; “i wish i had a phone!” the way she said it is a total ‘god i wish that were me’ meme

the ad on is for ‘imdb tv’ THEY HAVE A STREAMING SERVICE??????

mika has a big phone or a tiny tablet

mika to a caller: “WHAT DO YOU WANT????” miles: “YOU’RE INTERRUPTIN’ SCREEN TIME!!!” sweet serenity you two CALM THE FRICK DOWN

captain man: “the kid and i are in a bit of a jimmy jam...” jimmy john’s wants your location

henry: “you want to fly the mancopter? get a bunch of puppies?” you’d think the kids would want to fly the flipping mancopter but they want puppies instead. kids these days! :D

captain man: “what’s gotten your brisket in a basket?” lol

henry: “dystopia’s really scary-“ well duh you live in a town called DYSTOPIA what did you expect

henry messed with a guy WHO EATS PEOPLE’S SOULS WTF

captain man reaction: “...so you didn’t come to swellview to see me?” i think you should be focused on the, i don’t know... EATING PEOPLE’S SOULS PART RAY

the lights just went out OH MAN

OH CRAP THE BLACKOUT IS HERE WITH A GUN

henry: “we’re gonna die, dude!” captain man: “hold on gotta try and think of an opening quip-“ this is like yakko saying ‘we need a perfect opening’ line in the animaniacs reboot lol :D

also THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY GONNA KILL YOU RAY YOU SHOULD BE SCARED FOR YOUR LIFE

captain man: “knock knock-“ the blackout guy: *shoots captain man into a wall* captain man: “typically you’d say ‘who’s there?’“ lol

YO THE GUY JUST GOT TRAPPED IN A SPIDER WEB

shoutout: “how did you miss the floor awol?” awol: “at least we’re here! we could’ve been in another country!” oh miles! :D

chapa: “why are the lights out?” henry: “it’s blackout! he’s a bounty hunter from dystopia-“ chapa: “aaalllllready stopped listening.” why does nobody care about a soul-sucking bounty hunter tho??

captain man has a wall on his back like peter being stuck to the couch in that one family guy ep lol

the lights go on and everyone cheers! :D

captain man: “i said i wasn’t done with my quip! knock knock-“ *gets thrown to the ground* he’s never gonna get to that quip huh

henry: “looks like captain man is taking care of him.” no i think HE’S BEING ATTACKED HENRY

henry: “tell schwoz he can keep my dirty laundry-” why didn’t he pick it up before he moved tho

awol: “captain man says you’re the best superhero he’s ever seen!” henry: “that doesn’t sound like him.” brainstorm: “he also says you have a surprisingly good singing voice.” henry: “i guess i’m alriiight...;)” lol

volt: “captain man says that we’re garbage and we’ll never measure up to you” geez ray be a bit nicer to them (especially chapa) not everyone’s your bf henry

awol: “let’s take this guy down together! ... that sounded really cheesy” lol i love how they all agree except for shoutout :D

the blackout guy wants to know why captain man’s not dying DOES RAY NOT HAVE A SOUL????

YO VOLT JUST HIT BLACKOUT’S FACE WITH LIGHTNING that’s gotta hurt!

blackout falling down because of a scream is the best :D

yay they did it!!! :D

AND BRAINSTORM HIGH-FIVED HENRY YAS! :D

captain man: “what do you get when you cross a duck with a shutzu?” nice dodging the nickelodeon censors ray ;)

barrow raffle ad: “you could win a million dollars! if you ask us, that’s a win-win” a win-win is letting me finish this ep

captain man kicked blackout and he didn’t respond IS HE DEAD??? :o

schwoz left an alive present in henry’s jeans WTF SCHWOZ

henry: “tough group of kids you got there.” ray: “yep, it always surprises me how much grit and determination each one of them has- oh my god, they’re baby-talking the puppies” lol what a perfectly delivered line :D

henry: “buh-bye dangers!” awww dangers!!! :’)

the higher-pitch of the vid makes mika’s puppy voice SO ADORBS! ♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥

*phone alarm* henry: “that’s my guber!” i know it’s an uber pun but henry’s getting a goofy goober ride awwww yeah! B)

ray doesn’t want to let go awww :)

yo schwoz put a turtle in henry’s pocket lol :D

ooh there’s a post credit scene! :D

and it’s bloopers how sweet :)

that was a great ep as always (probably my fave ep along with the quarantine special)! him and captain man have awesome chemistry and henry with the kids is great too ♥ see ya soon henry! (and danger force)

#livewatch #it's nice to return to this show #and see henry's return of course ;)

[johannesviii]

Top 10 Personal Favorite Hit Songs from 1993

I was 5 and so we have officially entered the era where nostalgia is going to dictate a fair number of the songs I picked.

You will NOT like the result.

Also, only three of these picks were on the 1993 US year-end chart.

Disclaimers:

Keep in mind I��m using both the year-end top 100 lists from the US and from France while making these top 10 things. There’s songs in English that charted in my country way higher than they did in their home countries, or even earlier or later, so that might get surprising at times.

Of course there will be stuff in French. We suck. I know. It’s my list. Deal with it.

My musical tastes have always been terrible and I’m not a critic, just a listener and an idiot.

I have sound to color synesthesia which justifies nothing but might explain why I have trouble describing some songs in other terms than visual ones.

Up to this point my #1s have all been more or less defendable because they were from great bands or artists which are still loved by a lot of people today. Hell, even my previous #1, while being cutesy and not regarded as one of the best songs from its band, was still somewhat defendable.

This one isn’t.

Won’t stop me, though.

Again, a lot of painful cuts were made for this list, including Sing Hallelujah by Dr Alban, More and More by Captain Hollywood Project, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica (it would have made the list but my s.o is a huge fan of Metallica and I claim over-exposure for that one), and most painful of all, In the Death Car by Iggy Pop.

10 - Que Mon Coeur Lâche (Mylène Farmer)

US: Not on the list / FR: #69 (n i c e)

I swear I’m trying to ignore her songs when I see them on the French year-end lists. And failing.

This kept Metallica and Iggy Pop off the list.

I feel bad.

9 - Fields of Gold (Sting)

US: #87 / FR: Not on the list

When I first got my cd player around 2001, I owned a very limited number of cds and would sometimes steal some cds in my parents’ collection. I liked this one quite a lot at the time even though I couldn’t understand half of it.

Give me a break, I was 13.

8 - Foule Sentimentale (Alain Souchon)

US: Not on the list / FR: #32 (sidenote, it also made the next year-end list)

This was a huge hit here. It’s an anticapitalist ballad. I swear I’m not kidding.

If you’ve never heard it, here’s a link and here’s a translation. You’re welcome.

7 - No Limit (2 Unlimited)

US: Not on the list / FR: #2

Again, I was 5. I loved super colorful, kinetic things with a great beat and fun visuals. Come on! They are dancing in a giant pinball machine!

And now I’m 31, and I love super colorful kinetic things with a great beat and fun visuals, and come on, they are, indeed, dancing in a giant pinball machine, and yes, this is on the list and Metallica isn’t. I know. It breaks your heart

6 - Informer (Snow)

US: #10 / FR: #16

For years and years, I enjoyed this song but had zero idea what the singer looked like.

Let’s just say the One Hit Wonderland episode that ToddInTheShadows made about that song was... a bit of a surprise for me because “frail white Canadian dude with glasses” was NOT what I expected.

Still a great song, though, just saying.

5 - Mr Vain (Culture Beat)

US: Not on the list (...yet...) / FR: #25

Yet another 90s Dance song in the long list of Songs That Nobody Is Defending In The Year Of Our Lord 2019 Except Johannes Over There.

There will be more, and yes, that’s a threat.

4 - Chronologie (Jean-Michel Jarre)

US: Not on the list / FR: #38

Mostly a generic Jarre track (a very nice one though, which is why it’s as high as it is) but I remember seeing the music video exactly once (1) on tv at the time and being completely hypnotised. Years later, when I first had access to Dailymotion and Youtube, this was one of the first music videos I tried to find to watch it again.

3 - I Feel You (Depeche Mode)

US: Not on the list / FR: #64

Thank you French charts for allowing me to put Depeche Mode on so many of these lists because the US year-end charts keep failing you again and again.

It took me a long time to warm up to this specific song back when I first entered my Depeche Mode phase, but nowadays it’s one of the rare songs which have a permanent spot in my mp3 playlist.

Fun fact, I have two songs called “I Feel You” on that playlist, and they are such polar opposites as far as intensity goes that I joke about it sometimes.

(”On a scale from Schiller to Depeche Mode how much are you saying ‘I Feel You’”)

2 - Go West (Pet Shop Boys)

US: Not on the list / FR: #57

Again: thank you French charts for allowing me to put Pet Shop Boys on another list, especially because I love that song and its weird communicative fake enthusiasm. Great song to listen to while working, too, and yes I’m aware of how ironic that is, it’s part of the charm.

And now... the first #1 that I can’t defend whatsoever.

1 - What Is Love (Haddaway)

US: #82 / FR: #7

I unironically love Haddaway and his songs. I had the album! As a kid, I thought he was one of the coolest, most beautiful humans ever, and possibly a wizard. I’m just gonna copy what I’ve written on another post, but yeah: baby Johannes didn’t know what Haddaway was singing about in this unknown and mysterious “English” language, but to me, it was pretty clear he was a powerful magician. I mean, the What is Love video starts with him reconstituting a broken statue by magic.

He’s even dressed like a magician!

I was kind of disappointed when I learned a few words of English (when I was around 10 or 11) and discovered that most of the lyrics of this song were about love - but I still adore this song and this kind of music nowadays, because it ALWAYS brings me back to the time when little me thought Eurodance was all about flying on dragons, fighting demons and casting powerful spells.

Next up: Oh Boy, More Eurodance(tm).

#Johannes’ bad not good pretty terrible music lists #music #long post #eye contact tw

[bathjoke57]

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