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johannesviii · 2 days
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therapy costs $100/hour but it costs 0 dollars to get your ass kicked by a 13 year old programmer trying to make a corgi gun
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I drew Grace from Infinity Train
IG: @camipoopedart
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I just started reading The Taint and while the book itself leaves a Lot to be desired I am loving Fitz as a character, I'm obsessed with his everything. Would I want to hang out with him? Almost certainly not, but by god is he a delight to read about
That was basically my opinion back when I first read that book too lmao
This book is a mess. It’s very long, its story never justifies its length, and in the process becomes quite tedious. Out of all the secondary characters, I only liked one of the patients (Russell) and that was mainly because his story could make onions weep. Also, the whole plot (an old alien biological program that creates symptoms similar to a form of schizophrenia) felt vaguely insulting and cringy. Also, you know what? I started to read these books because of the audio The Company of Friends, and this is the book where Fitz arrives. I expected him to be kind of a jerk, but I was way off - he isn’t just kind of a jerk. He’s a certified jerkass. But at the same time, his life sucks so much you can’t help but feel sorry for him. So yeah, I like Fitz. Also, I want to punch, kick and maybe strangle Fitz. But I still like Fitz. Please send help. 4/10
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johannesviii · 2 days
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HORSESHOE CRAB HORSESHOE CRAB HORSESHOE CRAB
Splatoon x SCP Foundation
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Dr Johannes (French Branch) is a horseshoe crab ! (Dr Johannes belong to @johannesviii)
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johannesviii · 4 days
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#fuck i forgot that line and how ominous it was to the whole season
@msbadatnamingthings not only that, but it's a debutante ball. You know. The thing where, originally, you're supposed to prove you're ready to enter society as a responsible adult. And they immediately try to do anything but follow the rules of that car
I'm fine I'm fine
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No mistakes or you'll be trapped here forever
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johannesviii · 4 days
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Thank you for your service, scavenging the depths of the infinity train tag to bring us post of the olden days
You can thank the autism for that
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johannesviii · 4 days
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No mistakes or you'll be trapped here forever
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johannesviii · 4 days
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I've got 99 problems and they all manifest in green on my hand because I got on this magic train that's supposed to help me work through all 99 of my problems
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johannesviii · 4 days
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train to nowhere ≠ infinity ≠ nowhere
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johannesviii · 4 days
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Can’t believe it’s the end but here we are. 🥺 Day 5 feat. The Tape Car written by Justin Michael boarded by Jessie Wong and Jacob Winkler + The Number Car written by Alexander Horab boarded by Sam Spina and Kellye Perdue
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johannesviii · 4 days
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Who is more swagless?
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johannesviii · 4 days
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He fixed the TARDIS!?
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johannesviii · 4 days
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im getting real nervous abt this finale yall
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johannesviii · 4 days
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this fucking parallel gets me every time
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johannesviii · 7 days
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God bro. Lake infinity train is really just like I am a gnc girl I am a punk boy I am running for my life I am living in the moment I hate the world I love the world so much it hurts the world has hurt me so bad I am unkillable I am as fragile as glass I am a transgender man I am a butch lesbian I am nonbinary I will kill you if you try to get close to me I need intimacy to survive I do not know how to be open I do not know how to stop being open I do not know how to love I do not know how to stop loving I am going to tear the world apart with my hands I just want to rest I can never stop running
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johannesviii · 7 days
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There used to be a house there
(commission of a dnd character. kinda rushed because I had to do it for half the price and didn't want to)
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johannesviii · 7 days
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you ever read a story where you and the protagonist share such a specific brand of mental illness that you feel like you've been smacked with a mirror and you just gotta sit there with wet eyes as it lists all the ways you need to fix yourself. stories that say "this you? get help lmao". stories that equal six months of therapy. self recognition through the other? shoot that shit up my veins all day every day
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