#if its zeus then im screwed. i really didn't feel like pissing off the queen of the gods

[echo-stimmingrose]

Soooooo, my mom has been getting calls from our insurance company over and over again, wanting to talk to me about programs they have for me....?

Well they wouldn't tell my mom what they were talking about and she didn't let them talk to me cause I'm a minor and what not.

Well they kept calling and the same thing. But today! Today, we get a letter in the mail addressed to me, again talking about these "programs" they have for me.

It's because they think I'm PREGNANT!!! XD

So we've been laughing at that all day and my uncle and I have come up with some theories as to why I'm apparently a gay virgin Mary. (A virgin Echo if you will)

1) Zeus. It seems like I have insulted him one too many times and that last rainfall we had was actually his golden shower that he uses to impregnate people. So I'm probably gonna start getting chased by cows or turn into one.

2) Loki's fucking with me. This might be hilarious to him, he does seem like the type to fuck with a insurance company. This is most definitely the preferable option, I can deal with a little trickster god. As long as I don't turn into a horse I think I'm safe.

Or

3) Apollo is involved somehow. It makes sense, of course Apollo would fall in love with a lesbian, especially a mortal. Not sure but if I turn into a plant this case is closed.

#im not pregnant btw. idk wtf our insurance company is on or where they got that info. #zeus #loki #apollo #if you have any other theories let me know #hera #greek mythology #norse mythology #its funny #lesbian #hyacinthus #daphne #if its apollo he definitely wiped my memories in attempt to save me from some horrible fate. #if its zeus then im screwed. i really didn't feel like pissing off the queen of the gods