#if bloodborne were a monty python sketch

[heraldofcrow]

*The Good hunter interviewing a Snatcher about Yahar’gul*

Snatcher: Oh yes Yahar’gul was a typical East Yharnam slum, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's organs all day. They were a cheery lot.

Good Hunter: Was it a terribly violent area?

Snatcher: Oh no......yes. Cheerful and violent. I remember Micolash was very keen on human sacrifice, and all the Mensis boys joined in. They were very interested in that. We had a terrible time of getting them to come in for tea! Preparing their little rituals they were, bless em. All the kids were like that back then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism. 😁

Good Hunter: …

#if bloodborne were a monty python sketch #yes this is the script of the piranha brothers skit but edited #lol #i’m really tired and have been watching their skits all night #so this happened #monty python #bloodborne #micolash host of the nightmare #good hunter #yahar’gul #i bet the brilliant Superintendent Harry 'Snapper' Organs of Q Division would love yahar’gul #ok and just imagine yharnam’s press covering damian and micolash like they were the crimelord piranha brothers running an insane operation #down in yahar’gul LMAO #“they began to operate what they called…The Operation” #“and eventually they started what they called The Other Operation” #guys help i’m making myself laugh too hard #oh lord #CrowNotes