#if Sunny —nay; if Mr. Kellog HIMSELF— told me to be entirely void of sex for a lifetime supply of the Bran I’d do it

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If y’all thought cereal companies’ origins were bad now, just imagine their potential in the omegaverse

#omegaverse #a/b/o #a/b/o blog #a/b/o headcanon #omegaverse headcanons #omegaverse headcanon #omegaverse worldbuilding #a/b/o universe #cereal #raisin bran #Raisin Bran my beloved #‘you know what’ll tone down these crazy rut-mutts? some cheerios 🥴’ #this post was sponsored by my love of Raisin Bran #if Sunny —nay; if Mr. Kellog HIMSELF— told me to be entirely void of sex for a lifetime supply of the Bran I’d do it #it’d be THE EASIEST fucking trade of my life #the big O? the only O I need are Frootloops and Cheerios and even Lucky Charms if I’m in the mood #nah bc the Trix rabbit was kinda a baddie #what who said that 😳