#idk it's kinda a brain fuck so we'll just leave it at the little jokey joke and not actually read into it

[everyonesannoyedwithme]

i feel like the majority of british male celebrities are proof that people who like men don't actually care if they're buff and conventionally attractive like i have seen yall thirsting over guys who could be in a live action flushed away with no cgi or makeup. no one cares how much they bench.

#british men are a whole other species i swear #tbh this also might have to do with the fact that they're mega rich too #but usually people have to like them to make them rich in the first place? #idk it's kinda a brain fuck so we'll just leave it at the little jokey joke and not actually read into it #benedict cumberbatch #timothée chalamet #he's not british but in my heart he is #tom hiddleston #dont come at me for these btw im guilty of obsessing over plenty of men like this #eddie redmayne #andrew garfield #cillian murphy #david tennant #matt smith #robert pattinson #tom holland #harry styles #liam payne #louis tomlinson #matty healy #and many many more