#idk how but he came >< hehhe

[flokali]

Argenti who believes you (player) are Idrila… the being who’d saved him countless of times, the one who protects him in times of peril. The reason he only meets you in near death situation is due to how the universe works, determined to only let you meet those who adore you once they’re at their weakest and need your help to return to their true form. Every time a new soul comes to you, arriving at the Express’ doors, you welcome them and work tirelessly to give them strength unattainable through other means.

Albeit not knowing how you truly look like, he can see your silhouette in his mind’s eye. He knows the broad brush strokes that compose your face, even your eye color and hair texture immortalized in his memory. He knows deep down that there will never be any being that can rival the beauty of his Lord.

Argenti, who once finally home with you, can finally rest easy knowing that you are with him – watching over him and giving him strength in your own way. However, he still cannot touch you, he hasn’t been able to clearly see your face yet. His journey isn’t done, now he must find a way to bring you to him so he can spread the word of your arrival and power while adoring you in his arms.

#yandere honkai star rail #yandere hsr #hsrsau #honkai star rail x reader #agrenti #self aware honkai star rail #self aware au #yandere argenti #argenti x reader #male yandere #yandere x reader #yandere honkai #yandere star rail #๋࣭. ancient scrolls #many thots #ohemgee!! i forgot to tell you i actually managed to get him #idk how but he came >< hehhe #i also got navia and diluc !!! my luck has been p good w/ hoyo games #but… not so much in other games (whb cough cough)

[stormyweaver]

Computer Virus - Vo/x, Ha/zbin Ho/tel

I couldn't not post this eventually. Been rattling around in my drafts for a while so I figured it was time it see's more than just the light of a few people's gazes. Also idk great details about computers/television besides google so uh, yeah lol. (Contains illness and minor mentions of mess) Summary: Vo/x is reminded why he never lets his co-workers use his private tech. AKA Vale/ntino you asshole.

“Fug’ck’s sake…”

Vox swallowed hard - then immediately wished he hadn’t. The action brought a pronounced, throbbing ache along the swollen, tender flesh of his throat. What had started as a barely there tickle and a slight stiffness in his joints steadily morphed into a definite virus - one that decided to bring family and friends, because it felt like his entire being was bogged down with congestion, discomfort and malaise. 

In short: It fucking sucked, and he could only blame fucking Valentino.

Every time the asshole had an issue with his laptop, he always, always used Vox’s personal one - seriously, he was gonna need to triple encrypt it at this point to keep him out - and managed to download a fucking nasty malware via some kind of porn site. By the time Vox had connected his own system to the device, it was already too late, and by the time he’d found the source, it had already been transferred to him. Part of him couldn’t be pissed at Valentino. Like, truly couldn’t. Valentino would just start cussing him out; How should I know what the fuck a computer virus looks like? What the hell is malware, anyway? On and on and on, until finally Vox would grow weary and just ban him from using any of his devices EVER again. 

A sigh ghosted past Vox’s lips, followed by a sniffle - the sound so thick, sodden and heavy that it nearly had his skin crawling. To know that he didn’t even have a nose, let alone sinuses to get swollen and yet he felt so unbearably full to the brim with congestion… It was disgusting.

He almost wanted to sneeze, if to have a brief moment where his head didn’t feel so full to bursting. Almost.

Maybe if he could call it one-and-done, but nooo. He could never sneeze just once. They came in bursts, itchy expulsions that seemed to tumble out on top of each other, so damned excited to finally be let loose. And they left Vox panting, sniveling and mortified as he tried to mop the fluid that seeped from his vents and lips. Fuck, it was so gross.

Groaning, he shifted onto his side and tugged the duvet tighter over his shoulders - he hadn’t left bed for a good few hours but fuck it. The day was a wash the moment he’d slept through his alarm. Velvette and Valentino (the virus-peddling-moth-fucker) could manage without him for one damn day. His eyes were close to shutting completely, once again allowing the haze of sleep to take over - until he felt it. Just there, right behind his eyes; an inkling of prickling irritation. He whined, squinting and uselessly screwing his expression up as though he did have a nose to wriggle and twitch. Please, just let me sleep for a minute…

As if infuriated at the mere idea that Vox wouldn’t allow himself the pleasure of sneezing, the sensation all but exploded, and a sharp hitch flew past his lips. “Fuhhhck m’be, plhhheease…!” Okay, maybe that was a little weird to be gasping out in bed - alone but, he simply didn’t care. In the moment, all Vox could do was gasp and sputter, a few more lewd-leaning sounds spilling past trembling lips before the television demon’s system couldn’t stand to have the intense irritation linger a moment longer. “heh’IISSCHHH’HIEW!” 

The first sneeze always managed to take him by surprise, if nothing else than because he was still stunned he could even sneeze so hard without a fucking nose. He cringed, feeling the pillowcase beneath his head grow a bit damp - ughhh, fucking gross - but he had all of two seconds to dwell on the mess factor before a shiver rippled down his spine. “hHHZZSCHH’hiew! hHHZZ’NGSHHh! Hehh!! Ehhh’IZZSCHH’OOoo! Unnghh… fu’huuugck…”

A pitiful whine trailed after the last exhausting sneeze. It felt like someone had just sucked whatever was left of his damned soul out of his ailing body. And the congestion somehow seemed worse, sluggishly dripping onto his already soiled pillowcase. It plugged his ears and made his head spin even while laying down. 

Despite how Vox wanted to immediately throw himself into the pits of hell itself, he settled on nuzzling deeper into his covers and tugging the comforter forcefully over his head. 

Fuck a day off. At this rate, the other Vee’s were lucky if they managed to get him back in a week.

#greywrites; #//i literally have so much more filth in my brain for this man but for now #hope y'all enjoy~

[eruhatesu]

Eru! You’re my expert in all things Gojohime so idk if you know any good fics you’d recommend? I’ve read a couple but I feel like I haven’t found one I’ve really like in a while so idk if you have any 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 preferably if the trope is “playboy but soft for that one girl” cuz I am BASIC

hehe omg! anon am not updated with fics as of writing but here are some that reminded me of that trope >:3 hehehe you can also find my fic rec here (CODE3:41) it's sfw and nsfw so pick your cherry hehhe

some arent finished tho holy shit the plot is so fucking good. hope this helps!!

friday night

by bbykuroo21 | chapter 19/? | angst, third party, canon compliant

Pleasing a man was never her priority, the hell she cares on what others think about her. She’d rather spend her time getting strong to be able to fight off curses and to guide her students. But for the first time in ten years, ever since hearing those words from Gojo, she became conscious on how to present herself to others, more importantly to him.

READ HERE

never saw you coming

by ashittywriter | chapters 12/? | AU, accidental pregnancy, one night stand, slow burn

CEO Gojo Satoru have it all. Pleasing to the eye and perfectly content with his neverending escapades with women. That was until his entire world crashed and burned when Utahime Iori came into his life. Or may be, it was just falling into place.

READ HERE

sugar? yes please.

by wittlemiyas | gojohime au | twitter thread fic rec by @tonitart

In a desperate attempt to pay for her family loans, Iori Utahime ended up searching for a sugar daddy who turned out to be more than she bargained for, her boss, the "Gojo Satoru".

READ HERE

the truth in flowers

by emerald waves | completed | emperor gojo, garderner uta rec by @tonitart <3

Being chosen by the planet, Gojo Satoru has known it's his destiny to be the next Emperor since he was born. He yearns for something more when he looks out at the palace garden and meeting Iori Utahime, he's convinced he may have finally found it

READ HERE

I hope u have fun, reading anon! :)

#gojohime #ask eru #gouta #gojo x utahime #gouta fic rec!

[wooyoung-a]

SUPER MEMA BUT I'M VERY CURIOUS what got u into the groups u stan now? :DD

NOT MEMA AT ALL PLS i actually like answering things like this 😭

SO ATEEZ DIBA i actually knew some of their songs na and i stanned them late last year lang right after their thanxx promos THEN

i had these bad bad thoughts bc i felt really depressed i couldnt talk to anyone, so my safe place was alone, in the dark, watching kpop funny moments AND this came up idk if u know this but here,, U DONT HAVE TO WATCH IT

all woosan moments in fer road got compiled in this big ass kpop funny compilations AND WHEN I TELL YOU I DONT SHIP IDOLS,,, I DONT,,

wooyoung and san changed that theyre literally so cute

theres this clip wooyoung kissed san's cheek when he was sulking and immediately, i binged watched all their shows and there we goo, they became my hope in hard times :D

THE BOYZ NAMAN idrk but ayun din sa kpop crack vids din i knew them na but i always stopped myself from stanning them kasi andami ko na groups na inistan and ayoko na gumulo lalo buhay ko HHSKSJAJ

IT WAS NO AIR OR DDD era palang I'm not so sure pero ayun nga i always told myself no, nope, not yet ansdkjna

PERO I ALREADY WAS CAUGHT UP WITH THEIR SCHEDULES !!! ASKJDNKAJ I JUST WASNT ADMITTING TO THE DEOBI LIFE

until stealer i was still denying it until kd happened and I felt really really bad nung hindi ko sila binoto with my tons of accs kahit isang beses sa first round SO LIKE... hehehe. .... hehh.... why not give half votes to them..... heheh....

THEN I just admitted that I'm a deobi in o sole mio nalang HAHAHAH glad they're both 2nd and 3rd thOooo

that basically summarizes it huhuuh sorry if messy HAHAHAH

HOW ABOUT YOU !!!! TBZ AND NCT DIBA ???? tama ba?? hAHAHHAH TELL ME CURIOUS DIN ME

#✎ᝰ┆dayns got a message ˎˊ #♡ // ria

[reggies-eyeliner]

hi so since i’m cold, single, and lonely I am going to be making a chart for my own entertainment haha

How I Would Sort Julie and the Phantoms Character into Factions (Divergent)

Abnegation:

- Ray (Kind of gives off sefless dad vibes, ya know? And not all factions follow a certain stereotype vibes haha)

- Emily + Luke’s dad

- Alex’s parents 

Amity:

- Flynn (I HAVE NO IDEA IF SHE SHOULD BE IN AMITY OR DAUNTLESS)

- Carlos

Candor:

- Carrie (Came from Dauntless [Bobby gives off Divergent vibes idk maybe my raydar is way off] seem, transferred to Candor: she may be a pretty rude person sometimes, but she’s honest about what she believes it and says it even though it could be rude)

- Aunt Victoria (she’s pretty awesome, because not all Candor’s are all super brutal and giving teacher/lawyer vibes, because hey, that can be in an aunt, too!)

Dauntless:

- Alex (Came from Abnegation, moved to Dauntless: I know it sounds pretty weird, but I think that because of Alex’s parents who weren’t as accepting as he thought they were. He wanted to be somewhere as far away from Abnegation as possible, and that was the Dauntless headquarters)

- Reggie (Came from Candor, moved to Dauntless: his parents weer both brutally honest with each other when fighting, and since Reggie couldn’t take it, he moved to Dauntless where he wouldn’t have to be as high-strung as before)

- Luke (Came from Abnegation, moved to Dauntless: I think he has almost the same story as Alex, but for different reasons. Luke didn’t want to be with his mom after getting so angry, so he moved to where she wanted him to go the least, Dauntless)

- Willie (Came from ??? Haha I honestly just want him to somehow be with Alex, but I don’t know enough about his backstory. We’ll see hehhe)

(WHY ARE THEY ALL DAUNTLESS I AM SO SO SORRY)

Erudite:

- Caleb Covington (need I say more? He’s a hecking genius you have to admit that)

Divergent:

- Julie (Originally came from Abnegation, but moved to Amity to go along with her career in music. Her mom gives off Divergent vibes I’m just saying)

Please ignore the spelling errors i’m so tired right now

#julie and the phantoms divergent factions #jatp divergent #divergent #UHHH HI #jatp

[somnia]

Owari no Seraph/Seraph of the End Ch 64 Translations

Quick translations of the chapter because it’s too good! It got me out of Tumblr retirement lol to post here. I think there must be other translations too but it doesn’t hurt to have another one since there are specific details that are tricky. I also included some speculation from the HINTS in the lines. A very very good chapter for plot.

Translation below:

6th Trumpeter: UGAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! UWAAAAHHHHH!!! Yuu: ...It's a trumpet. Chapter 64: The Angel's Name Mika: Yuu-chan, that's!! Mika: Yuu-chan!! Guren: Let him go. The trumpets are calling out to each other. Mika: Let go!! Don't go Yuu-chan!! Mika: !!! Mika: Dammit...!! Mika: O Sword Mika: Slice it up!!! 6th Trumpeter: Ugaaaahh Mika: Yuu-chan!! Yuu...!! Mika: ...Guh Mika: You bastard!! What'd you do to Yuu-chan!! Guren: The drug is working properly. He shouldn't go berserk. Mika: At what point will you be satisfied with using Yuu-chan!! Guren: I said it's not my experiment earlier, didn't I. You guys have been used since way before. Mika: BY WHO!! Guren: Dunno. Don't run away and use your head to think about it a little by yourself. You know about yourself the best. Guren: Now think about it. Just who kept and raised you? [Note: the way Guren says it, he means raised as in an ANIMAL lol wow :D] Guren: When did you meet Saitou? When did you enter the "Hyakuya Orphanage"? Little Mika: Saitou-saaaan, get the baaall Saitou: Here Mika-kun. You also seem energetic today. Little kid: It's Saitou-saaan Little kid: Did you buy us candyyyy? Little kid: It's Christmas today! He must've bought toys! Saitou: I don't have toys but...I did bring a new friend today. Little Mika: A new friend? Saitou: Now come here Yuu-chaaan Little Mika: Ah... Saitou: Oh my he's shy. Can everyone go back inside? Orphanage worker: All right all right everyone go on back Little Yuu: You damn old man!! Let me go!! Don't touch me!! Saitou: Come on~~ behave yourself. Little Akane: ...I wonder if he's a scary person. Little Mika: It's fine. We'll definitely be able to get along. Little Yuu: ---!! --!! Mika: ...Yuu-chan was brought over by Saitou-san. Mika: Same with me and Akane. Guren: Then let me go already. Mika: ...Saitou-san is... Guren: A vampire, the 2nd Progenitor. I told you this already. Mika: But his eyes weren't red. Guren: Hehh, so? Mika: He was nice. Guren: Hahaha Mika: Dammit Mika: Saitou-san...no, what is Saitou plotting? Guren: Well, I just don't get what vampires who live for thousands of years think about. Mika: But don't you have some connection to Saitou? Ferid: He only got used. Mika: Ferid!! Ferid: Or he got played? Ferid: Anyways, it's a super duper plan. So grand that it's overwhelming. Ferid: Did you know? Crowley-kun and I were both turned into vampires by that Saitou. Crowley: No, I was only used by Ferid-kun. Ferid: You be quiet. It's going to get too complicated. Crowley: That's fine but I don't approve. Ferid: Ahaha well... Anyways, to liven things up, I'll tell you one amazing thing even Crowley-kun doesn't know. Ferid: Ah...but the amazing thing will wait until there are more spectators, okaaay? Shinoa: Yuu-san! Kimizuki: Yuu! Shinoa: This is... Guren: Shinoa, don't go near Yuu!! Your arm will vanish!! Shinoa: Ah... Ferid: Ohhh but the fact that there are 2 angel-kuns who can end the world in one place, it's an amazing sight to behold. Ferid: Splendid, splendid🎵 Ferid: Ohh it really did vanish. Ferid: Ah by the way, there's one more person with an angel-like name. Ferid: Whether it's Michael* or Mikaela*, a name that is given by whom? Ferid: I wonder if this is also an angel-kun? Ferid: But you're not the only Michaela*. Ferid: A long long time ago, really it was so looong ago Ferid: When I was still a human, I was also called that by Saitou. Ferid: He said I was chosen. He said from today, you are Michaela*. An angel-kun. Mika: ...What are you talking about Ferid: But I was thrown away. And now you are the Michaela*. Mika: ...What're you talking about Guren: That's why I said to recall your memories. You should know about yourself the best. Mika: ...I Mika: I... Yuu: ...Eight years. You've been crying all this time? 6th Trumpeter: Why are you able to get close to me? Yuu: 'Cause we're comrades. [Note: I hate translating nakama lol you get the meaning, they're both angels, that's why] 6th Trumpeter: ...What are you 6th Trumpeter: ...Ahh so you are the 2nd Trumpet, "King of Salt". 6th Trumpeter: Why are you not destroying the world? Yuu: It's already enough. Stop blowing the trumpet. 6th Trumpeter: Humans must be destroyed. Yuu: I can save you. 6th Trumpeter: .......Aahh so you are broken. 6th Trumpeter: Then I shall kill you. If so, a different "King of Salt" will be born. 6th Trumpeter: DIE Magazine byline: Inside the barrier begins the two angels' fight to the death!! Translators Note: Gonna have to explain about the "Michael/Mikaela/Michaela" fuckery earlier in the script. If you've read the Michaela Light Novel, then you know that there's a type of human called "Michaela" with some kind of special Michaela trait. So far people who have been called a Michaela are Hyakuya Mikaela (by Ferid), Ferid Bathory (by Saitou), Crowley Eusford (by Ferid). It's also the NAME OF AN ANGEL from the Michaela LN prologue. :) The (fallen) angel Michaela that is related to how vampires came to being. When I transliterated Michael and Mikaela, it seemed those romaji are more specific given names for people and it alludes to Mika's given name. It's impossible to know their English romanization until the official Viz version since they're ミカエル (which can be Michael, Mikael, Mickael) and ミカエラ (Mikaela - Mika's given name or Michaela, the type of person with the special trait). The Japanese obfuscates the true spelling but it also creates the double meaning. There are 2 ways you can read it: 1) Michael and Mikaela: connecting to the previous sentence of there being an angel-like name, Ferid is asking Mika to think about who gave him the MIKAELA name, which is a derivative of Michaela and Michael, which are angel names. 2) Michael and Michaela: If it's Michaela, then the question is more general and broad, asking who gave Michaela this name? This would be alluding to God and the angel Michaela. This would thematically connect with Michael too because that's also an angel's name. Ferid definitely wants Mika to think about who named him. All roads lead to the (fallen) angel Michaela anyway. :D Now when Ferid is talking about ミカエラ in his story about himself, he's thinking about Michaela that Saitou used to call him. The people with the Michaela trait. Please go read the Michaela LN! It'll make things more clear. Now that we're touching Michaelas in the manga plot, I hope that means Michaela LN vol 3 is coming out in 2018. Kagami-sensei please water my crops. *** Great things from this chapter: - aaaaalllllll the Michaela references :D oh myyyy - We finally get a glimpse of human Ferid in the picture!!!! When he met Rigr! - Ferid's new clothes WAAAH with his hair down WAAAAH - the line "Now you are the Michaela" to Mika dfaldjf;a. Hmm it's hard to tell from Japanese if Michaela is a title that only 1 person can have at one time or if it's something multiple people can be. In English, this would be significant because it'd be "Now you are the Michaela" vs "Now you are a Michaela". The way Ferid says it, it makes it seem like he's been REPLACED by Mika the new Michaela. So I went with the specific particle of "the Michaela". - The other significant line from this chapter is "a different King of Salt will be born" FFFFFU Is this why there are people with the Seraph gene???????? Was the 6th Trumpeter originally a human who turned into the angel on Christmas Day to punish humanity??? Is that what it means that the 7 Trumpeters are hidden in humans and only activated if the Seraph of the End ritual is activated? WHAT THE This also means the 7 Seraph gene kids on Mahiru's list to Guren, the one that included Yoichi's sister... does it mean that because she died, there's a new Seraph now???? It's been transferred???? FFFUU :DDDD Nothing has been confirmed but one line leads to A LOT of speculation. There's a lot of questions from this line of speculation like why did only 1 angel activate... isn't the end of the world heralded by all 7? etc Also what happens if a seraph gene person dies and then gets resurrected? lol IDK if the story will play with this possibility but who knows :B

#owari no seraph #seraph of the end #ons spoilers #chaco trans

[smellyfeller]

Ok i have a lot to unload. My fucking brother. Came and did his stupd shit where he condescending ly and passive aggressively told me he belived my opinion was ridiculous and inferior. "I cant believe you thought that about that movie." Thought that Split is very gross and not something i expect to be groundbreaking in any fucking way. Because its advertised as a thriller. Its abt someone who has DID who !!wow!!!!surprise!!! Is the main antag. That its an overdone as fuck template ass movie about someone who "is cr*zy and unpredictable" So i talked to him abt textbook mainstream media perpetuation through stereotypes and 2d characters and stigma and generalizations based on a lack of perspective in that area. Ok. Then i decided to watch it with my fam to confirm my suspicion. Lmao. He kept trying to rationalize that stupid ppl will do what they want they stupid n irrelevant bcause theyre too dumb to not grab the stigmatizing ideas w/in identities and vilify ppl ( like pretending a member of that demographic is literally president and making decisions based on generalizing stigma:))))) ) Bcause hes "smart enought to not have those stigmas whilr watching a GOOD movie : )" (aka i cant be critical of obvious flaws in ppl/movies if theyre 'genious'!!!) Yea well im smart enough to be critical and notice those things bcause they literally create stigmas abt people to become innate in people!! Bcause unlike people blinded by their self prioritizing privilege, im able to see how this spreads throughout my school. Or how IM affected by dangerous stereotypes that come from mainstream shit!!! It made me so angry. But in a fun way. The person w/ DID ofc had a ("""hehhe that is obviously a man in a dress!!! How silly!!! U really shocked us ths time Nighttime Shamham!!!!""" ) female alter, a "gay" designer alt, etc. The whole time the forced atmosphere was "i know that guy seems sweet rn as a 9yr old or charismatic Jersey boy but!!! Hes UNPREDICTABLE!!!! we've seen that he'll SNAP at any moment! Hes conniving n malicious!" Also his origin story ( basically his childhood of abuse and physiological abuse that led to CPTSD and DID) was umm very rushed. + oops it just turns out this guy is like a member of the xmen! So the whole message about DID developing thru trauma is bullshit i guess? Bcause hes basically gone thru a identity exp just so ppl could see him manifest an invincible monster with his "supernatural brain powers as someone w/ DID"??" Idk. I didn't see Unbreakable Me writing this helps a lot but basically i just.... Had a very Bad argument w/ my neurotypical ass family who cant see the importants of how it is percieved over what the presenter intended u know? And i started sobbing and no one would let me speak!!! Or God forbid take me seriously and hear what im saying!!! But w/e Like ive literally been forced into a discussion w/ ppl who, when they (subconsciously) say people who register guns w/ no mental illness background who decide to kill ppl "are mentally unstable and obviously have something very wrong w/ them" are the same as mentally ill ppl who own guns IDK and when white ppl try to v defensively convince me that they or someone else "IS ! NOT! RACIST bcause calling ppl that is very harsh!! And he has a black wife! And you shouldnt call anyone racist as a first resort because its attacking!!"(i responded w/ 'thats what a racist would say' and she gave me the FUCKING DEATH GLARE) But um hunty ur prejudice and if you get overly defensive when someone calls you out for something shitty u always do and calls it/you racist u might just be racist!! And obsessed w urself...Oof