magic school bus - flexes its muscles (s1e15) review
ok so i wasnt sure what id watch today i had to find something just to chill and review but honestly watching this show was a terrible idea i mean it
it was the most boring watch ive had and not because its bad
but if youre over 8 honestly it is
w/e i watched it and im gonna review the hell out of this as i always do
lets begin with why the 15th episode of the first season?
very simple: the title, a natural basic choice "flexes its muscles"
we all can see in our mind a flashback on a certain song concerning muscles
and trucks as the title flashes on the screen oh yea mama i feel very at ease rn
like timmy sitting in front of his tv a good old tuesday morning before school with
that lil bowl of cereal except timmy is mute and makes up all they say on the shows so everything is his own he stole the rights from the voice actors and the plot along its cartoons (c) timmy now boys
so wats it about? ralphie being a loser as always, actually ive never watched any other episode but the tone he talks in gives him the loser etiquette after all he does throw a tantrum when his robot didnt work for the second time
theyre all stupid, all of these characters are stupid and i have no idea how old they are anyhow yea ralph wanna have a robot to do his chores because everyone else is having fun while he has to do them because hes
often late or w/e something like that now from now on we either side with the bitch girl
or the fat boy
thats probably how she qualifies him
but yea you have to make a choice because there will be some serious competition: theyre betting because after ralphie runs to everyone
shouting about making a robot she goes all "haha you cant do it, stupid" and quite a few other especially that one lil blue sweatered guy
jesus hes bad yea like even the old guy from after that will be all "nah" at his bully-joke except he aint a bully, none of them are
now why is she a bitch? because she said if he loses the bet he cannot play any sport game anymore and only do the chores wtf how does
she even have that kind of authority? how old are they? no shes just a classmate, ralph dont be a pushover now
well he isnt because he goes all "haha fuck you itll work im THE GREAT FUCKING RALPHIE AND MY 40 THIEVES-BOT" > “full of himself” is the exact word to describe him
so after that teachah goes all "hey sup lol ive totally not heard you but lets all go inside the bus we have a full day!! wow!! im totally not gonna drive yall to a
shop in which you can build a robot as i distract the grandpa ive been flirting with for years but let hanging on for decades waiting for his soon-to-be death when obvs hes all over me
and im all over him but its a kid show and im not sure the public is ready for our intense wacky elderly passionate tension, nope nothing pegi 16 not even close its pg 13 actually but you wouldnt
be allowed to watch the show then because if youre over 13 youre probably not gonna watch anymore of this, babies cant handle our hot old romcom nah"
so yea theyre in a workbodyshop smthg next
this episode really revolves around the body and its structure, in the most basic way you have no idea how basic it went its the basics of basicness like the bases of every bases i havent learned anything
and even if i were 8 i still wouldnt not have learned anything its probably a 6 yo focused show idk guys i was really questionned either id give it a final shot but yea, still it sucked, but i understand for a 6yo they may
pick up the fact that they have bones and muscles and wow thats how you move now ill say the cybernetic aspect of how they build a robot is pretty weak, no explanations as to how the robot suddenly moves because ok you got the
joints, structure and everything all figured out but.. what about everything else? what does this robot run on? stupidness? is it? because it goes apeshit
totally unexcepted this is a very basic formula: kids want robot to do chores, kids make it (somehow), robot turns against kids
the end: you cant make robots without them turning evil also its the 90s wtf are you on? robots? wow? no brah thats future bs were not doing that
anyway meanwhile the teacher was lying and saying the school bus is broken btw just straight up made her grandpacrush work for nothing for a buncha hours but eh
look at her
i wouldnt trust her with my child, this face was an artistic choice so it says it all ok?
so wassup next? robot be beaten by ralphie ass (who won the bet btw if youre on team bitch im not entirely sorry for you but because picking a team was a bad choice
i was team nerd with glasses all along, yknow the ginger one?)
he seemed smarter than the others but also ended up disappointing me, everyone did and yet my exceptations werent high, my standards are pretty high but damn i tried to make an effort
for this one, not specially surprising, is it? i guess i really did grow up since i was 6, huh
the end is this btw:
everyone was thinking the same as i did:
"stop flexing, we have no right to flex this episode was so blank the robot got more character development than anyone else"
yep that happened
in conclusion? final rating?
this is worth a big 3/10, not suitable for older than 7 y/o thats pretty much the limit really this close to not being entertaining if youre 7yo but chances are they exist, honestly it could be for older peeps but what do i know? i am making a global thing here, just painting the magic board so we can all (majority its a democracy) agree on something
the animation is kinda fine slash good for a show in the 90s? ig?
and you CAN pick a things up if youre very young or have never been to primary school which is both very unlikely yet also sad if so
in the end: i do not recommand it there is nothing to be seen move along
obama tg,
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