#i've been eh on the guy since he played that serial killer in that thing

[ssaalexblake]

and yes i will be referring to tennant as ‘the white guy’ in context of dw casting situations simply to make a point. 

imagine the collective fury had 13 regenerated into some random white man when we’d been promised Gatwa. 

It’s no better that it’s him, but it sure is distracting people enough that they don’t notice it’s bad. 

#dw shit #i've been eh on the guy since he played that serial killer in that thing #ugh #and then This literally all of this shit could have been avoided #had he taken his Own damn advice and said 'no thank you' #he did Slightly raise in my estimation when i saw how he was signing autographs from his stint in HP #bc that's ballsy actually considering what she's fucking like and i respect the spine usage #but dude? really? #i know for a fact u have enough work bc i cannot get Rid of you

[funny-relatable]

It's okay to meet new people

Cellphone: *ring, ring*

Co-Host: Hello?

Manager: Hey, Hel.

Co-Host: *yawns* What's up?

Manager: You don't have to come in today. The entire strip mall is closed.

Co-Host: What happened?

Manager: There's tons of fucking feds here. Apparently they found a bunch of people braindead. This is some shady shit, man. Between me and you they're putting shit in the water. There's gonna be a huge cover-up. Don't forget this man.

Co-Host: Alright, boss. Seeya. *hangs up, falls back asleep*

Co-Host: *tosses around in bed* Ugh.

Co-Host: *wakes up at 4pm* I wasted my entire day off, didn't I.

Co-Host: *showers, eats dry cereal, watches tv* ...I'm bored. What did I used to do when I was bored? *remembers cameraman and host*

Co-Host: Oh, yeah. Hang out with my only friends... that I don't talk to anymore. Ugh. I could skate, but I don't want to be seen. I have an old Wii. Maybe I could play Zelda or something. Ugh.

*loud bang and muffled yelling comes from next door*

Co-Host: I need friends. I need new friends. *knocks on her neighbor's door*

Goth Chick: *opens door* Who are you?

Co-Host: I'm your neighbor.

Goth Chick: Oh yeah, I've seen you around. What do you want? We don't really like proles here.

Co-Host: Well, I never met you guys and I decided to introduce myself. My name is Helen, but you can just call me Hel and-

Goth Chick: Yeah, I couldn't care less. *shuts door*

*muffled yelling comes from inside the apartment*

Some Lady: *violently opens the door& NEW FRIEND! COME IN! *drags co-host into the apartment*

Goth Chick: UGGGGH! Don't just let street trash into the apartment! She could be infected with something. That's why I'm goth again! You make life so hard!

Some Lady: Oh, I do? I wasn't aware things for so hard for you? Oh, so sad. I didn't realize you, daughter of a millionaire hospital owner, were the one who LOST EVERYTHING SHE EVER FUCKING LOVED!!!!!!!

Co-Host: Hey, I think I'm gonna go.

Some Lady: DON'T GO ANYWHERE! Take a seat, new friend.

Co-Host: There's nothing to sit on. This place is empty.

Some Lady: Yeah, that happens when lose your job because you're a depressed wreck who has nothing to live for and you have to sale all of your worldly possessions just pay rent for one month.

Goth Chick: You didn't sale anything. You ate it all.

Some Lady: I only ate some of it, you bougie bitch!

Goth Chick: You do realize you're making yourself look completely insane right now.

Some Lady: I DON'T LOOK INSANE! *punches a hole in the wall, and grits her teeth* I'm just trying to be positive and make a new friend. So, new friend. Why don't you take a seat on the floor. We'll all sit on the floor and have a friendship pow-wow.

Co-Host: Okay, please don't hurt me.

*the three girls sit in a circle*

Some Lady: Here are the rules to a friendship pow-wow. Each of us shares a problem that we have, and then we discuss ways we could resolve that problem. I think our new friend should go first.

Co-Host: Me?

Some Lady: *nods*

Co-Host: Like, I have a ton of problems. I don't even know where to start. I guess the biggest is that have trouble keeping friends and trusting others. Not too long ago, I had a really bad break-up with my girlfriend, though it was a long time coming. I thought things would get better after we separated, but they didn't. They got worse. I did something really messed up and it has been on my mind constantly. I don't know what to do about it. I don't know if there's anything I can do about it.

Some Lady: Wow, that's heavy. So heavy that I don't think I have anything to say about it. How about you, roommate?

Goth Chick: Don't care.

Some Lady: Okay cool, my turn. My entire life since the day I was born has been a single continuous spiraling fiasco that gets worth each day I don't spontaneously combust. The past year has been the worst year of my life overall. I got real sick, lost my boyfriend, got hit with an impossible medical bill, got the worst roommate ever, had to throw away my entire life for multiple shitty low-paying job, got a new weird boyfriend who is pretty perfect but terrifying to be around, then my mom died, and then my doggo went missing, and then I lost my jobs and had to eat all of my furniture, and I'm honestly expecting to be evicted any day now because for some reason my millionaire roommate can't pay rent for once in her life, and at this point I'm wondering why don't I just become a fucking serial killer? Like, why the fuck not. I should just KILL a ton of people, not like it would make my life any worse because I'm so below rock bottom that I might just clear the earth's core and find myself in Australia. *clears throat*

Some Lady: Any thoughts?

Co-Host: That's a lot to process.

Goth Chick: Don't care.

Some Lady: Haha. Who was I to think that anyone had anything constructive to say about my issues? Okay, my beautiful roommate, your turn to share your issues with us.

Goth Chick: What issues? I'm basically perfect.

Some Lady: Hahaha... I think I hate you more than anyone I've ever met in my entire life.

Co-Host: Can I go now?

Some Lady: NO!

Goth Chick: Why can't she go? The friendship pow-wow is over.

Some Lady: Eh, you're right. Okay, you can if you wan-

Co-Host: *gone*

Some Lady: Dammit, I made a terrible impression on her!

Goth Chick: Yeah you're, like, completely unhinged..

Some Lady: This is all because doggo is missing. He was my comfort pet. He kept me warm and safe. If doggo was here to cheer me up, maybe I could've kept my cool and that girl would've become my friend.

Goth Chick: I think you have completely delusional memories regarding that puppy. It's probably the last thing you need in your life, but I'm not one to stop anybody from making self-destructive life decisions.

Some Lady: I'm going to find my doggo if it's the last thing I do! *bolts out of the apartment*

Goth Chick: She's going to die.

#funny #relatable #♀