#i'm way too lazy to get to it

[illiana-mystery]

Would you drink with him? 

#because i probably would #he's an asshole #but a hot one #also i have a high alcohol tolerance so i could hang #you'd probably have to stop me from making out with him #there's a story prompt for my writer mutuals out there #i'm way too lazy to get to it #so here's a freebie #mustache molina back with a vengance #he's so hot #sexy ass mf #if asshole why sexy #doc #swelter #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤❤❤❤ #alfred molina

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[abovetherainandroses]

Pete & Patrick + Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy, through the years

2007 / 2008 / 2009 / 2013 / 2014 / 2015 / 2016 / 2017 / 2018 / 2019 / 2021 / 2022 / 2023

bonus: so much for (tour) dust staging ver. (2023)

(1) my video / (2) x

#peterick #pete wentz #patrick stump #fall out boy #where is your boy #storm gifs #commentary time #that was the ONLY vid i could find for 2008 lol #as far as i can tell they did not do this prior to 2007 #latest vid i found of them not doing it was a show from oct 2006 #earliest vid i found of them doing it was a show from sep 2007 #they played the song ONCE in 2019 and i found ONE vid of it #kinda wish i'd started the 2013 gif later and ended it later bc the way pete just stares after patrick really gets me #but alas i'm too lazy to redo it so just watch the vid #also not to be biased but the way patrick looks intensely at pete in the gif from my show is SO good #WHY did i decide to do every year. however it is too late for regrets #anyway they make me smile to look at so it's fine #“more than an hour” gifs next? maybe? but prob only 4-6 bc i've learned my damn lesson

[front-facing-pokemon]

#litten #this has the vibe of a lot of those cat memes. you know what i mean #apparently folks have been doing a lot of shiny hunting of this thing in sv #meanwhile i'm way too lazy to grind out the 12‚000 BP required to unlock all the starters in all the zones #so i just GTS'd the damn thangs to complete the pokédex #BBQs are so tedious……… take a picture of a pokémon swimming to fill up your screenshots!! make a TM you don't want!! catch yet another #tyrogue to fill up your boxes with garbage!! make a sandwich you don't want with your limited set of ingredients that will require you to g #all the way to mesagoza to buy more because that's the only place you know where to get sandwich ingredients because you never #interacted with the sandwich mechanic until you started shiny hunting!!! #maybe these are um. very personal complaints

[a2zillustration]

Took time out of our busy schedule to play hide and seek with the weird little kid we found in the woods :)

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[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

#the way I was so jazzed to play silly games with fictional characters lol #I told my partner about this and he was like oh you just kind of ended up there without knowing more of the story huh :) #gale was there too but here's the thing I'm getting way too lazy to draw 4 people every time #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #act II spoilers #croissant adventures #tav #karlach #astarion #oliver #comics #I'm queuing this on sept 26 I hope people are still reading these when this posts

[eelektroenthusiast]

"Someone's missing. It's feels verrrry different. But I'm not alone"

Made this in a day and a night so it's... rushed, this is basically an excuse for me to practice different styles (hopefully it makes sense?)

Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone!!

#hopefully this isn't too angsty? #I tend to get way into my head and overthink on christmas season #i guess is the time where i get hit with the realization that the year is almost over #my art #pokemon #submas #pokemon submas #subway boss emmet #subway boss kudari #gym leader elesa #and a bunch of other dif characters that I'm too lazy to tag and are not really that relevant here #merry christmas #happy holidays

[anglerflsh]

wow ive been kind of off lately I should take a day to rest an[explosion]

#[.art] #self #complaining tag #I'm good. I needed to draw about it but I'm good. it's fine. whatever #love it when I barely ask you for money to Live outside of gifts and 30 a month. and then you withold the gift SOMEONE ELSE GAVE ME #that's fine it's totally not as if I told you I need that money before. and you decided I was a bit too mean #about you compiling a document I Need To in order to keep the room and board in the place I am living in. by the way #she proceeded to change topic completely to the weather and forget about anything ive told her on the clothes I have here #or about the courses I follow. she takes notes for my sister's classes but cannot be bothered to remember i dont have exams in april #that's fineeee it's fine. it's fine. I know my sistser needs the help and I don't. I would rather die than ask for her help anyways #you can at least pretend to forget about both of us equally instead of telling me I should graduate in two years because im smart enough #which I am not. by the way. At least when I will fail at something I'll have the opportunity to tell her I told you so thank god #dont get me wrong i know her giving me compliments is a good thing I just sort of wish the were things actually about me #and not about the idea she has about me being some kind of prodigy that's simply too lazy to actually be exceptional. anyways

[seancefemme]

orchids

#mattelektra #daredevil #matt murdock #elektra natchios #sketched this for valentines but I forgot about it and never coloured it :( #oh well its still cute and i least we have gradient maps cause I'm too lazy to colour it now #this is what I get for starting way too many wips that ill never finished #anyways i love college mattelektra and elektra liking orchids always stuck with me forsome reason #tried to make them look as baby as possible but i think they look like lesbians sorry #k goodnight ily #mine #my art

[zebratimw]

Spirit animal SQH

#svsss #shang qinghua #but mainly I'm just here to vague post LMAO I don't like to vague post its not very effective in terms of venting but #but basically I guess I'm becoming hyperaware of my like... cognitive dissonance codependency and derealization ee #also my general laziness ig and where it overlaps into executive dysfunction or whatever like I may genuinely have some issues but #I am also a lazy son of a bitch jfjfkgkg and i need to figure out how to figure it out so I can work on both in more effective ways hhggg #oh yeah but basically the thing to remember for later is the silence in the call and the immediate unmute and chat activity once I left #I should remember this and stop interacting I think? I should try to give em space I think I'm being too clingy or something #or maybe my own silence is too awkward and dampens the call? I was kinda just spacing out and not doing anything so I get its kinda weird #LMAO so I should just like try not to be in call for those times mm #I just like being in call with my friends jdhfkg but I suppose its not very good either #I overindulge I suppose another friend pointed it out to me before too haha but fjfjjt its just easier than facing bouts of dread by myself #eehh and that's why I gotta do something about my Metnal Ailneses hfjfj but ngl I don't really know how to go about it... #I get embarrassed looking stuff up djfnfkg and half the time I don't even know what to look up I just draw ?s and I give up #I suppose I also have commitment issues too but that ones not new which is an issue of itself aaaaaaaa #man idk idk I just don't really get it I guess djdjfjf and I've got existential dreads and think maybe it doesn't really matter whats wrong #cause there's no point to fixing them because ultimately I'm gonna die alone and a failure anyways? so like ehfjgkg idk #its depressing and I know its like sabotage cause my brain is being a little silly a little goofy and its not a shared sentiment #with the better half of me and the entirety of my friends but yknow its just ee harder sometimes to believe in the optimism ig #and i can talk about it somewhat normally and without like having a ✨️break down #but yknow djfjgkg I'm very emotional a person ya? I think sqh is relatable for gods sake 💀 #irrationality sentimentality nihilism and existential dreads... wanting to die because living is too hard despite all my hopes for living... #just the ol regulars yknow? #and another thing... do I talk to my friends about these things? I vent them out here a lot but what do I really want? #I'm not strong enough to keep it to myself clearly but I'm also too proud to share these thoughts? I dump them out in the open and for what? #whenever someone reaches out with concern and care I don't respond in kind and refuse to elaborate? #so like what do I want with this? I guess I want someone to know I'm going insane half the time I'm awake? but not do anything about it? #that's pretty unfair I guess... and stupid I think I do want to share my thoughts with someone but I'm too scared of the ramifications #and that my pride can't stand the fact I might be looked differently by my friends even tho the image they have of me is already quite silly #man.... idk.... I'll come to conclusions myself and do nothing about them so I guess that'll happen again aah idk idk idk

[narcan-necromancer]

#kira #kira falls apart #self #selfie #me #personal #I'm wearing fake eyelashes which never happens #im way too lazy and it already takes me too much time to get ready #but I'm going to start to #narcan-necromancer #nod squad

[tippenfunkaport]

It will never not piss me off that 80s She-Ra toys were action figures but when they went to make toys for 2018 She-Ra, they would only give us fashion dolls.

How did they learn nothing from the popularity of their own toyline?

Literally, three decades passed and somehow sexism in toys got WORSE.

#spop #shera #she ra #I want my SPOP action figures damn it #they could be completely lazy and just make the same toys again but make them look like the new show and I would take it #scratch action Catra but OUR Catra? #give it to me #i will even take bubble power she-ra idgaf #god I wish mattel wanted my money #*resists the urge to rant about the toy industry and all the ways they did this merch line dirty* #I'm not tagging mattel because then I will get the dudebros who think they know more about the toy industry than me when they SUPER don't #beyond the whole Target limited run / DC dolls thing shooting the SPOP toy line in the foot #the spop merch was very clearly made quickly as a reaction to the shows popularity #instead of ready at launch like a show that depends on toy sales #and if you are too clueless to understand the most basic way the industry works #you are not worth fighting with #'no one wanted the toys' ok jan #go on ebay and look at how much the spop toys sell for and try to say that again with a straight face #toylines that are legit bombs don't have a resale value like these do that's toys 101 babies #resale like that means supply issue #i'll stop now #this is my longest tag rant yet sorry everyone #and for that one specific dudebro let me clarify that obviously it would be great if all toys were made for everyone #but this toyline was specifically made and marketed for girls #and it's impossible not to factor marketing and intended demographic in when talking about this #see I said I would stop and it was a lie #now I'll stop for real

[drbtinglecannon]

Hm yeah Frimmel is kinda driving me insane nowadays

#IT'S. SO. BEAUTIFUL. AND. SO. TRAGICCCCCC AHHHHHH #himmel was happy to just be a blip in frieren's unimaginably long life! frieren didn't even realize how much that blip meant until decades #after he passed away! SHE'S CHANGING. SO MUCH. IN SUCH POSITIVE WAYS. AND HE HAD SUCH A BIG IMPACT ON IT!! #himmel is the biggest romantic ever like holy shit no one has ever done pining like he has. and it makes him so fucking endearing and cool #he isn't flawless either he's vain & dorky & has made mistakes. I actually really appreciate that all of the og 4 were lowkey weirdos #I totally get why he loved frieren too she's so fucking cool & interesting. I love a lazy yet powerful autistic aroace queen #and omfg the ost is so bittersweet and beautiful just. I'm dreading when the last episode comes out cuz then wtf do I do? #besides read the manga and read more fic and start writing some. the manga has been on hiatus what do I do when I catch up?? someone help me #frimmel

[storfulsten]

What you ever thought about doing a soft version of bombeep??

well thought is I've been asked about soft bombeep before actually but I never knew and still don't how to make a good whitty that would fit but whatever, just going with vibes now so ye lets go

slightly darker clothing and such related things bc reasons but also sometimes wearing cat ears and a mask in an effort to look less intimidating to people bc he's just a big softie obviously uwu

#bombeep #soft!bombeep #I guess ha #regular au whitty is just a big softie aswell ofc but soft whitty is even softer yet looks more scary maybe so lol makes sense #making soft whitty edgier looking than usual is a totally valid way to go right lol the cat ears make up for it I think lol #he also got eyeliner and rings and a choker and probably a silver chain aswell he's getting all the drip lol fun stuff #soft bf uh I kept his regular shade of the skin and the hair that I usually use for basic bf bc he just looked too pale to me otherwise ha #rest is mostly the soft colors anyways so ye #gave him some pastel nail polish bc idk I feel like it'd fit bc ye #whitty also got nail polish man they both got nails now they never had that before oh geez #also bf's hair is drawn slightly different idk probably won't affect the regular doodles just tried something different I guess lol #for the softer look I guess it works ha #also idk anything abt the soft mod and the story so just take this as an au of an au if things don't fit tbh I'm just vibin lol #anyways basic pose is basic and doodle kinda lazy but not gonna complain too much so #take it or leave it #fnf au #fnf soft au #fnf shipping #boyfriend #whitty #bf #soft!bf #soft!whitty #or well soft enough I guess lol #I draw what I want #thanks for the suggestion #stay groovy friendo

[olive-riggzey]

Temenos Mistral who? I only know

Tenebris Mistel

(Look I've been playing Triangle Strategy again to take a break from final-boss grinding in OCTOPATH II and yeah. This. This just made me laugh and now I'm making another stupid post.)

#Octopath #Triangle Strategy #I'm too lazy to go download the screenshot off of my Switch so have this really bad quality image instead #Octopath Traveler #Wait how am I supposed to tag something this convoluted hang on #Temenos Mistral #Tenebris Mistel #Octopath ii #Octopath traveler ii #Octopath 2 #Octopath traveler 2 #I'm so sorry for the way this is going to get filtered due to these messy tags haha

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

if scars don't make man look good then being alive sure does

#mafia 2 #henry tomasino #frank vinci #there's going to be a lot of text in hashtags here so first of all: #i gave up at things like “they wouldn't do/say that” at this point #ooc and “what if” are more interestning and entertaining for me sorry mafia fandom #i like to spin the plot and characters like a rubik's cube #so stopping w rat!henry and continue with survived!henry who's true purpose was to became the head of falcone family #so the drug thing was just a way to frame falcone and get vinci to the point where he decided to do away with falcone #because of the increased drug traffic #henry always struck me as the most conservative of the (relatively) young mobsters #so i guess he wouldn't have gone on about the drugs and gotten vinci's sympathy because of it #yet henry didn't expect an attack from the triads and the fact that he survived only reinforced his religiosity #now he wears a rosary and prays more often than he used to #<- i'm actually too lazy to think about the details of how it might work so whatever #and I know the mafia chief's photo wasn't on the wall #but it's more symbolism about the change of power and prioritizing religiosity over personality #i just think he could be a good leader + there's a lot about his pride here #and tbh i just wanted to see him with the scars but my brain can't do anything without a plot #and sunglasses instead of an eye patch #and yeah my brain refuses to believe that he was just overconfident and really believed that there would be no repercussions -> #for selling drugs under the nose of falcone who clearly wanted to become a monopoly in this field #also i don't really care that much about henry surviving tbh #i mean his death fits the story well because it's after all a mob story (no matter was he a rat or not) #(i'm being a bit of a hypocrite here bc i refuse to believe that joe is dead) #“survive and take power” version is just interestning for me #but if i put aside all of this ooc #naah he was too pathetic to do this fr #k im too lazy to write anything further #thank you for coming to my ted talk

[potential-fate]

“Hey, what’s up?” Ashe picked up his phone immediately when Roman’s name had flashed across the screen. He glanced around the room. Roman hadn’t been gone that long. But he didn’t see anything of Roman’s lying around that he’d forgotten. 

Instead, when he finished greeting Roman, he got a string of almost incoherent and panicked cursing.

“Woah, slow down Ro….” Ashe tried, “Okay, okay… Hey, where are you?” 

It would be easier to just meet the other man, than try to translate through whatever Roman was freaking out about. After repeating the question, Roman managed to tell him he was on his own front porch because he needed fresh air. It didn’t seem to have worked, though Ashe supposed it was possible that he could have been worse before calling.  

“Okay. Come over here? okay? I’ll meet you outside.”  

He hung up, searching quickly for his keys, before he slipped on his boots.

#arkhelios #sims stories #sims 2 #sims 2 stories #sims 2 gameplay #ts2 #my posts #Arkh Ch5 #ugh: me writing “ashe slipping on his boots” like he doesn't have them on in the picture #the limits of choosing TS2 as an art medium. #I'm way too lazy to do that photoshop level (yet.) #(idk I keep adding in other PS stuff so who knows if in the future I photoshop sock feet onto outfits lmao.) #(the worst part is I actually have done that. With Emelia's jacket when they visited Abraham for dinner.) #Where can you find that outfit? Nowhere it's photoshop. sorry. #Ashe Dallas #Roman Bellamy #technically he's not in the scene but he is so #Sorry you only get one post today #but I have more for tomorrow~