#i'm not even trying to earn my toaster tag rn. i censored the author's stupid pseudonym bc i'm not a fucking heathen but is2g

[advestager]

i was browsing ao3 before bed and now i need to go acquire a smoking habit just so i can reenact the exhausted ben affleck meme

#you are FECKLESS FOOLS who have FORGOTTEN YOUR ROOTS #'all rights reserved' WHAT FUCKING RIGHTS #it's a 'reader insert has every single (wildly ooc and unexplainably mob-aligned) character fall in love with her' fic barbara #who the hell are you protecting it from? the other kids at the playground? get real #godddddd #i'm not even trying to earn my toaster tag rn. i censored the author's stupid pseudonym bc i'm not a fucking heathen but is2g #i finally understand why people shove nerds into lockers. i got possessed by a spirit of inhuman rage the second i got past #the absolutely SHITE summary (covered in emojis and in a non-default font BC WE'VE FALLEN THAT LOW APPARENTLY) and the fucking dni warning #that i think i just contributed a whole fucking degree to global warming through sheer BURNING FURY #EAT CAKE FALL OFF YOUR H O R S E #fandom tag #wank tag #GOD #joji.txt #GOODNIGHT I'M GONNA GO KICK A FUCKING CHAIR