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patches-and-her-selfships · 1 year

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everyone thinks i’m crazy...

crazy for you, oh boy...

* = i use a different s/i to ship with this f/o (usually when i ship with a minor and an adult in the same source)

^ = i ship with this f/o in an au

foster's home for imaginary friends

-wilt (status: romantic) (sharing: no) (tag name: sorry i like you 🏀)

-coco (status: romantic) (sharing: yes) (tag name: it's a bird! it's a plane! it's the love of my life!)

poly ship tag: the palm trees are really tall today! 🏀🌴

-eduardo (status: platonic)

-frankie (status: platonic)

-mac (status: platonic)

-bloo (status: enemy)

monster prom franchise

-stu (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: i'm high on love! 🗿)

-wanda (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: don't you know that you're toxic? ☣)

poly ship tag: i'm not at the beach this is a bathtub! 🗿☣

scott (status: platonic)

polly (status: platonic)

papa louie

-kingsley (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: king of my heart 👑)

-mr. bomboloney (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: mr. bomboloney tag tbd 🎙️)

-kenji^ (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: hotto dogu! 🌭)

-tohru* (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: wanna share this bubble tea with me? 🎮)

-bruna romano^ (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: bruna tag tbd 🎼)

-timm (status: crush)

-quinn (status: crush)

-marty (status: platonic)

-mitch (status: platonic)

-carlo romano^ (status: familial) (brother-in-law)

-gino romano^ (status: familial) (cousin-in-law)

-edoardo romano^ (status: familial) (father-in-law)

-olga romano^ (status: familial) (stepmother-in-law)

pizza tower (i am aware that the game has some problematic elements and that the developers are not good people, i am critical of the game)

-peppino spaghetti (status: ex)

bfdi

-balloony (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: but when he loves me i feel like i’m floating 🎈)

-cloudy (status: romantic) (sharing: no) (tag name: i’m on cloud nine! ☁)

poly ship tag: boyfriend collector! ☁🎈

-eraser (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: all cake is good cake if i get to share it with you 🧁)

-blocky (status: crush)

-donut (status: qpp)

-gelatin (status: platonic)

-teardrop (status: platonic)

-leafy (status: enemy)

-pin (status: enemy)

nichijou

-mai minakami (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: don’t go prankin’ my heart 👓)

-nano (status: crush)

-yuuko (status: qpp)

-mio (status: platonic)

-hakase (status: platonic)

-sakamoto (status: platonic)

-yuuko's mom (status: emeny)

discolotl! (original work)

pan tera (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: pan tag tbd 🐆)

jam n. jelly (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: jam tag tbd 🚦)

poly ship tag: pan + jam tag tbd 🐆🚦

leche (status: familial) (child)

you gotta keep your cool! (original work)

-miles z. cooldude (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: miles tag tbd 😎)

-nerdy mcdorkface (status: crush)

romance chateau (original work)

-wrench (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love! 🔧)

-plume (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: pet the fluffy chicken 🐓)

poly ship tag: motor oil and apple pie 🔧🐓

unnamed source #1 (original work)

-rigel (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name:the stars aligned for you and me 🌠)

-asuma (status: qpp)

unnamed source #2 (original work)

-rascal fukazawa (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: i'll stop loving you when hell freezes over 🦝)

-mayonnaise paraguay (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: oh jesus what is that? i think i’m in love with it 💕

-sapphire edwards (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: a royal pain in the ass 🦚)

unnamed source #3

leopold a. d. bird (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: leopold tag tbd 🐞)

minerva "tenny" bird (status: familial) (daughter-in-law)

inanimate insanity

-trophy (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: no) (tag name: you won my heart 🏆)

-pickle (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: no) (tag name: partners in dumbassery 🥒)

-soap (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: you wash away my troubles! 🫧)

-yin yang (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: my scrungly boys ☯)

-paper (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: let’s be mentally ill together 📄)

poly ship tag: love and smooching in hotel oj 🎥

-cherries (status: familial) (sons)

-bomb (status: qpp)

-tissues (status: qpp)

-cheesy (status: qpp)

-paintbrush (status: qpp)

-lightbulb (status: platonic)

-fan (status: platonic)

-test tube (status: platonic)

-suitcase (status: platonic)

-steve cobs (status: enemy)

-baseball (status: enemy)

-knife (status: ex) (tag name: lookin' sharp 🔪)

-oj (status: ex) (tag name: meet me at the hotel room 🍊)

stardew valley

-elliott (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: i would sail the oceans for my love 📖)

-maru (status: crush)

-shane (status: platonic)

-pam (status: platonic)

-kent (status: platonic)

-linus (status: platonic)

-vincent (status: platonic)

-jas (status: platonic)

-morris (status: enemy)

-pierre (status: enemy

curious george

-the man in the yellow hat (status: familial) (dad)

-george (status: familial) (little brother)

encanto

-luisa (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: my love can move mountains 🌄)

-the madrigal family (status: familial)

splatoon

-spyke (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: screw off love 🪛)

-annie (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: you’re not a loser 🐠)

poly ship tag: the hot guy the shy girl and i 🪛🐠

-sheldon (status: platonic)

-crusty sean (status: platonic)

deltarune

-rouxls kaard (status: ex) (tag name: a puzzling loveth ♠️)

-lancer (status: familial) (son)

the sims 4

-johnny zest (status: crush)

-agnes crumplebotton (status: emeny)

cars

-guido (status: crush)

-flo (status: crush)

-ramone (status: crush)

-luigi (status: qpp)

-mater (status: platonic)

jujutsu kaisen

-nanami (status: crush)

saiki k

-nendo (status: crush)

mst3k

-tom servo (status: ex) (tag name: red as a tomato 🔴)

fnaf security breach

-monty (status: ex) (tag name: bogey boyfriend 🐊)

#sorry i like you 🏀#it's a bird! it's a plane! it's the love of my life! 🌴#the palm trees are really tall today! 🏀🌴#the stars aligned for you and me 🌠#but when he loves me i feel like i'm floating 🎈#i'm on cloud nine! ☁#boyfriend collector! ☁🎈#all cake is good cake if i get to share it with you 🧁#fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love! 🔧#pet the fluffy chicken 🐓#motor oil and apple pie 🔧🐓#don't go prankin' my heart 👓#i'll stop loving you when hell freezes over 🦝#oh jesus what is that? i think i’m in love with it 💕#a royal pain in the ass 🦚#you won my heart 🏆#partners in dumbassery 🥒#you wash away my troubles! 🫧#my scrungly boys ☯#let's be mentally ill together 📄#love and smooching in hotel oj 🎥#i would sail the oceans for my love 📖#my love can move mountains 🌄#screw off love 🪛#you're not a loser 🐠#the hot guy the shy girl and i 🪛🐠#i'm high on love! 🗿#don't you know that you're toxic? ☣#i'm not at the beach this is a bathtub! 🗿☣#king of my heart 👑

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patches-and-her-selfships · 2 years

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THE F/O TOURNAMENT ROUND 1 RESULTS (and how they brutally killed each other)

TROPHY VS KNIFE:

trophy knew that knife could absolutely beat him up in a fight so he threw his banana blast protein shake at him and since knife is allergic to bananas (and anything else that trophy likes to eat) he exploded

ROUXLS KAARD VS THOMAS SERVO:

rouxls gave tom one of his mind bending puzzles (which was just the box and button thing he tried on the fun gang) and poor tommy couldn’t figure it out for the life of him and gave up

(bonus: a shitty recreation of what happened)

WILT MICHEALS VS LUISA MADRIGAL

after a long round of them apologizing to each other and not being able to build up the courage to lay a finger on the other, luisa figured she’d let wilty win (even though she could easily turn him into dust) because he’s so sweet and kind and he doesn’t deserve that

PICKLE VS MAI MINAKAMI

mai pulled the most dastardly diabolically meticulously crafted most devastating prank of all time on pickle and he got fucking obliterated, that gamer boy didn’t stand a chance against her

YIN YANG VS COCO

after a bit of arguing yin yang decided to throw water bottles and dr fizz cans at coco until she ran away

PAPER VS ELLIOTT

elliott wrote a patrick star x kermit the frog x dracula fanfic on paper and traumatized that twink so much that he had to go to therapy for 900 years

SPYKE VS RASCAL FUKAZAWA

rascal decided to be an idiot and grab one of spyke’s hair spikes and it went AAUAUAUAHAIAUAUA IM POISONED NOOOOOOUUGUDJEJGIWURNFJF and fucking died

ANNIE VS MAYONNAISE PARAGUAY

they just stood there in silence while moe relentlessly insulted may until xe retaliated by turning verself inside out and scaring annie away

EIGHT REMAIN

bonus bonus: the results for the extra question

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