#i would LOVE if everyone showed up at the burial site in full emo goth regalia

[pagesofkenna]

not to be too morbid but i think i dont want a celebration of life when i die. celebrate my death as god intended. pop poppers and hang streamers, just the biggest farewell seeya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya party you can have. like wear whatever you want for sure, but whoever's in the moodiest, gothiest, skulls-and-black-laciest outfit WILL win a big prize

#inspired by the book i just finished that ended in a 'celebration of life' funeral #listen no ones NOT doing celebration of life funerals anymore ive been to like 5 in the last few years and thats what they ALL are #i would LOVE if everyone showed up at the burial site in full emo goth regalia #hire a paranormal investigation crew to film my ghost pranking y'all #strangers stumble onto the scene and think they've uncovered a weird cult gathering this is definitely a thing neopagns already do right? #i mean im joking but also #my ghost WILL be there and i WILL be pulling pranks #those appetizers that looked good but taste bad?? i touched 'em. got my ghost cooties all over them now #that bit of tablecloth that started moving? yes it was a big rat but i DID pay that rat off to do that