#i will say this: i will venmo $100 to the first cuda wag to film thomas bordeleau trying a bubble waffle

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you would not catch me dead posting some of the shit hockey wags post on tikotk if i was a hockey wag. but you WOULD see me conducting boba experiments on white boy of the month for clout. "took my love and one of his teammates to try a new boba place 🥰 they're trying a yogurt-pineapple puree with coffee jelly and lychee popping boba 💞" and then cut to a white boy looking visibly ill while his (more famous) white boy teammate is puking in the gutter behind him. "i don't think they liked it so much 💖💖" 10m views

#do you think the live virus in the mpox vaccine involves brain-altering chemistry for evil or like #the number of tags i just wrote and rewrote and had to delete so as to not be shady were insane #i will say this: i will venmo $100 to the first cuda wag to film thomas bordeleau trying a bubble waffle #fresno oilers.txt