#i was so relieved when they skipped the ice court and just sprinkled the crows in however they pleased

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Oh noooooo Netflix Shadow and Bone is a lot of things but qualified to tackle jurda parem absolutely not

#this is turning into a hard tv squick for me #bc media does Fake Fantasy Drugs using like #american pop sci twelve step under standing of How Drugs Work #which is and i cannot stress this enough not how drugs work #like was it absolutely balls to the wall absurd #when they grossed me tf out with a slow mo sequence of every single extra in that chapel vomiting blood #and alina having a Dark Smile (tm) to the sound of the ominous fantasy trombones #of course #do i want these baby actors to tackle anything approaching this #so very much no #i was so relieved when they skipped the ice court and just sprinkled the crows in however they pleased #like yes we'll just blast on through to fjerda and chew through king of scars and NEVER DISCUSS IT #i was also hoping they'd skip the weird darkling tree thing #but alas #like i know the point here is that i am not the target audience for this show #but i wish i was #so they would make it in a way that pleased me #shadow and bone feelings #shadow and bone spoilers