#i was offered a co-host spot on one of El Paso's biggest morning shows

[bloomingonionbitch]

this song was in my Spotify Wrapped last year and it's still one of my all-time favorite - it punches me in the gut and then kisses me on the mouth.

but here's the shit thing - i DO want to be funny! i love it more than i loved every minute i spent alone on Neopets! i literally turned down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get paid to be funny because i was getting divorced and $30k/year wouldn't cover my mortage!

#ughhhhhhhhhh #stop wanting things! #boygenius #lucy dacus #Spotify #i am not going to cry about this anymore #but whatever whatever #i was offered a co-host spot on one of El Paso's biggest morning shows #whatever i sat VIP for John Mulaney and Buzz Adams was in the fucking nosebleeds