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averagegtenjoyer · 8 months
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Im. on a bit of a death note kick atm so like erm
Ive talked abt tiny Light but yk. Giant/grown Light. Giant Light Yagami that has to sit outside of the task force building because he’s too big to fit inside. Giant Light Yagami that crosses his eyes to see Ryuk killing himself laughing because he “really looks like a god now”. Giant Light Yagami who still cant kill L because he doesn’t know if/when this will wear off and he’ll be arrested for killing him. Giant Light Yagami who has to live out some king kong fantasy for Misa so she continues to write names in the Death Note while his fingers are too big to hold a pen. Having to live it out for L too because he’s chained to him. Speaking of, Giant Light Yagami who’s finger is cuffed to L’s wrist. Having to build a bigger task force building because he cant live outside forever. Just. Yeah. He’s so silly.
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eddiethehunted · 2 years
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people who say robin was ooc in season 4 compared to s3 have never met an autistic person who is so hardcore at masking before
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wander-wren · 10 months
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i just finally finished greywaren after getting it at the beginning of the year and starting it in march lmao. all i have to say is I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS SO MANY THINGS JUST CHANGED WHAT THE HELL
also what the fuck maggie cant keep doing this (this being declan)
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bloomingonionbitch · 1 year
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this song was in my Spotify Wrapped last year and it's still one of my all-time favorite - it punches me in the gut and then kisses me on the mouth.
but here's the shit thing - i DO want to be funny! i love it more than i loved every minute i spent alone on Neopets! i literally turned down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get paid to be funny because i was getting divorced and $30k/year wouldn't cover my mortage!
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sunnygang · 1 year
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joel is so emotional in tlou hbo and honestly....i'm kind of here for it
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cerealmonster15 · 2 years
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throws my hands in the air in triumph THE FIC IS COMPLETE
kinda. i still gotta give it a lookover edit. probs still gonna be lazy about it lmao but at least lookin for typos and flow lol
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forecast-rain · 2 years
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hm I think I will actually genuinely be attempting to cover Queen by Kanaria. How funny.
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teaboot · 3 months
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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shigure · 2 months
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hello. if you thought this post was entertaining please download and play this game my friends made. they're smarter and funnier than i am and everything i do is a commercial for their hard work
i can't delete the poll
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bahoreal · 8 months
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obsessed with this
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lesbiciousbeginnings · 2 months
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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
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foundfamilynonsense · 6 months
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Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.
And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.
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bevsi · 6 months
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“spotify stops tracking today so we can listen to cringe!!” free yourself from this mental prison at once
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whaledocboi · 4 months
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ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be
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rochenn · 3 months
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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh
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annabelle--cane · 26 days
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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.
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