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(y'all they really named Kyle MacLachlan's character on SATC....fucking Trey!?)

#SO disrespectful #but also like???? #that man is in no way a *Trey*

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#!!!!!! #i start my new job on Monday but i was invited to this mixer thing and i'm just laying here butt ass naked with white strips on #just trying to hype myself up #or calm myself down #not clear

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Marina Tsvetaeva, from Epitaph, Selected Poems (trans. Elaine Feinstein, with Angela Livingstone) [ID'd]

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reading date<3

#ready to have pink cheeks again!!!

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(SHE IS SO TOUGH I SWEAR GIRL HAS HALF HER CHIN BASICALLY OFF AND IS STILL WAGGING AND BEING A DANG DEBUTANTE!!!!)

(Franny's hurt again - send good vibes and sleep tight wishes for her, this one's going to be a doozy).

#i'm a lil high #i didn't sleep #my vet is a student's dad 🙃

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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

#mantra for the next 24 hours #buckle up buddies!!!!!!!!!! #- internal screaming -

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all of us snoopy, all of us

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(Franny's hurt again - send good vibes and sleep tight wishes for her, this one's going to be a doozy).

#hi universe i've had enough transition and change and obstacles this week #taking a chunk of my dog's chin out was not a cool fucking move #ugh y'all #my poor girl #i spent all day cleaning and even did a stupid ass Williams and Sonoma simmer pot trying to be good and grown #but now everything smells like antibacterial spray and wet dog and blood

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#i like the way they're looking!!!

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On the set of “The silence of the lambs”

#me at all the fishing tournaments this summer #it's beyond fun to pack up the truck with dogs and snack and edibles and activities and just BREATHE SOUTHWESTERN AIR y'all #plus rocks!?

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(10 more minutes).

(25 minutes left of being a teacher and I wish I was a gym teacher so I could wear sunglasses because I'm inches from losing it).

#is it poetic that our clock/intercom system for the whole dang school broke this afternoon???? or am i a baby?

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(25 minutes left of being a teacher and I wish I was a gym teacher so I could wear sunglasses because I'm inches from losing it).

#y'all #yes public education is broken broken broken #but gosh #i've spent the past decade focused on little else #it's such a loss #ugh #please pray or whatever you do for my students and this generation because my heart breaks for them

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#🥲

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(I never watched Sex and the City when it was on, but I'm well into Season 2 and Lisa Gilroy's impression of Steve is haunting me beyond words!!!!!!)

#MUHWANDA!? #also God bless Peloton re: Big #see? this is why I don't watch stuff because I absorb all the plotlines and memes and shit from the internet #did I watch Hannibal or Supernatural or whatever all else? #no #but I sure feel like I know it! #anyway Big sucks and is just zero fun to watch #I also think I watched True Blood way too young so none of this show is bringing the spice #- cue the Dune scream - #also I would really love for Carrie's curls to come back I was really enjoying the styling inspiration #also??? is Carrie openly naming her friends and acquaintances and passers-by in her column or what??? #Will Arnett just showed up and it's so disorienting??? #also wishing they'd just nail down the right shade of red for Miranda instead of cycling through dye every seven episodes #dude Chris Noth is insufferable holy shit #i also watched Laguna Beach waaaaaaaaaay after the fact - fucking renting the DVDs at Family Video - and couldn't talk about it!!! #also also some of these random male love interests look like default Sims and it's kiiiillllllllingggg me #not that they're unattractive or anything but there's something about how smooth all of these dudes are #can you tell I'm high and have one more day left of my education career???? #please tell me “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” era John Corbett comes soon

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girl I hope ur okay. I hope ur frolicking under the spring sun despite it all

#two more days left in public education #i will frolic i promise

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