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[rottenpumpkin13]

Zack dares Sephiroth to act like a vampire for a whole day. It doesn’t go to well. How horrific is the situation?

*Sephiroth barges into Director Lazard's office with a wine glass*

Sephiroth: May I please have your blood so that I may consume it?

Lazard: Sephiroth it's 8 AM. It's too early for this.

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*Genesis walks into his office to find Sephiroth hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat*

Genesis: WHAT THE FUCK?

Sephiroth: Greetings.

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*Sephiroth runs past Angeal toward an open window*

Sephiroth: I AM IMMORTAL AND REFUSE TO DIE!

Angeal: FOR FUCKS SAKE *runs after him*

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*Sephiroth and Cloud are eating in the SOLDIER cafeteria*

Sephiroth: *sniff sniff* Is that garlic in your sandwich?

Cloud: Yes.

*Sephiroth dramatically falls to the ground*

Cloud: You know they're serving garlic pasta today right?

*Sephiroth gets up*

Sephiroth: I am no longer a vampire.

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