#i think the piper paige dynamic would change The Least in this particular au

[phoebehalliwell]

Paige introduced through Mitch bc they both work at social services. He's a social worker; the documents Prue saw were the file on his missing foster kid (the one he was trying to save). And he and Paige have been friends for years, which is why she's so easy to tease him about Prue later because "I'm your best friend, if I don't give you shit about not dating her, who will?"

And maybe Mitch is the one to realize she's half-Whitelighter; he didn't really recognize it before because it had been so long since his mom died, but after the adventures with Leo, he's full of "this is what a Whitelighter feels like" and he recognizes that energy from Paige, only it's muted so he figures she's half like he is, and he brings her to Prue and her sisters to meet.

And if we really want to get the humor going, the p's don't make the connection at first. they're like "oh, you're half-whitelighter, that's so interesting. y'know, our mom had an affair with her whitelighter. maybe your parents did too."

and Paige is like "I have no idea, my parents gave me up for adoption when I was a baby"

and the p's are like "oh, that's so sad" and just not getting it

and meanwhile mitch is sitting there going "HELLO, SHE'S YOUR SISTER!"

god i love a good dumber than a box of rocks premise. p4 all being besties and having No Idea they're related. casually making jokes like haha paige is like our fourth sister. she doesn't have any family so she's our family now. paige you're officially a member of the family! her meeting grams her meeting patty and they didn't even name her they don't know what she looks like so they're like what a lovely witchlighter <3 i hope your long-lost daughter has half the heart of her. and like. they keep casually mentioning it as like a non-possibility that paige thinks the timeline doesn't line up, which, to be fair, the girls think that it doesn't. like they'd remember if mom was pregnant. even if patty mentions having a daughter, they'd assume it was an eldest sister. someone that predate prue. paige's dream is in their book and they're like wow! we must have crossed paths in a past life! isn't that cool. mitch pulls leo aside like is paige they're half sister. and leo's like what ? and mitch is like. paige. like. p name witchlighter like could she be patty's daughter? and leo's like nah haha because.................................................. wait. and then they gotta figure out how to tell the sisters.

#you either tell prue first or you tell paige first #third place is phoebe bc she's the psychic #fourth place is piper just because #i think the piper paige dynamic would change The Least in this particular au #just because she's so maternal and protective and dotes on all her friends it would be the same #i think phoebe would be more like. like advice driven for paige like it used to be paige is a big girl she can figure it out on her own #and now it's nope she is my Baby Sister i have to be With her every step of the way!! #and then prue gets a Lot more protective over paige and gives her a Lot more hugs < #3 #<3