#i think my favorite part abt this is that comte wouldn't even be mad he'd just 'hell yeah she does'

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Shakespeare: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Jeanne: Weak. I sleep with a gun

MC: You’re both pathetic

Theo: Oh? what do you sleep with?

MC: le Comte

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp shakespeare #ikevamp jean #ikevamp theo #ikevamp mc #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp comte #ikevamp jeanne #okay but why do i see theo high-fiving her for that one #yall i should not have laughed at this as hard as i did #but i refuse to apologize for a r t #i think my favorite part abt this is that comte wouldn't even be mad he'd just 'hell yeah she does' #ikevamp incorrect quotes #source: incorrect-quotes-generator