#i think i shouls take one of those at-home celiac disease tests because my guts and head hurt mostly after i eat pasta and bread

[theforgottendaydreamer]

why is it that every time i eat anything my belly hurts >:( i'm gonna need you to stop doing that right fucking now.

#i think i shouls take one of those at-home celiac disease tests because my guts and head hurt mostly after i eat pasta and bread #*should #and i don't even eat much so it's not like a food coma or anything #despite what one may think given the amount of “food as a metaphor of love” in my fics i'm not a big eater. i prefer cooking for others #but idk like. i'm lactose intolerant and can't stand eggs when they're the primary ingredient (e.g. pancakes & such) #but i've never taken an egg-allergy test bc i don't think it exists? idk. i just don't eat them #and- i can't eat bell peppers (;-;) & red meat because they make me sick as hell #so huh very limited choice actually #because you also gotta add what i despise like broccoli (sorry) spinach and artichokes (i *hate* them the most.) + fish except for salmon #so what *do* i eat? good question #i'm a-ok with all other veggies & legumes so there's that #same with most white meat #but like. if you take pasta and bread away.... i die. period. it's a zero conditional sentence. it's a fact. #food cw