#i see silly goofy vampire who can also be sinister i am done for

[redundantz]

Bro I'm gonna be honest...

I haven't played Baldur's Gate 3 yet but my TikTok's been swarmed by Astarion content and your doodles of him have firmly pushed him into the blorbo pathetic meow meow of a man I luv him category and I am now going to get Baldur's Gate 3 for two reasons:

So I can boink the Mindflayer and torment my boyfriend with 'I fucked Cthulu good' jokes (a joke between us is that I'd diddle Cthulu).

Astarion.

these are all the correct reasons

its almost sad how fast i went from oh i guess there is a cool new game out ..

to

I NEED TO PLAY THIS RIGHT NOW.

#im a simple woman #i see silly goofy vampire who can also be sinister i am done for #ask #redundantz ask #bg3 #baldurs gate 3