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Cool Cat Saves the Kids

Lusey: it was a fun little party ^^ thenightetc: Thank you for hosting! Starscreamapillar: Thank you for hosting. thenightetc: And goodnight. Knock Out: Of course! Knock Out: Goodnight, everyone. thenightetc: Ratties! Knock Out: Hello there, night human! thebes: My goodness how cute! thebes: Also, hello! Knock Out: Hello, thebes human! thenightetc: They're so... small. thenightetc: I need 20 of these righ tnow. Knock Out: So, do they have tiny little human hands or do you all have oversized rat hands? How does that work? thenightetc: Neither, they have tiny racoon hands. thebes: precisely Knock Out: I feel educated. caffienatedconfetti: I WAS IN THE BATH WHEN I HEARD THE NEWS OF COOL CAT Knock Out: You heard right! caffienatedconfetti: I GOT HERE AS QUICKLY AS I COULD

caffienatedconfetti: what is this thenightetc: Art. caffienatedconfetti: this is insanity, rats don't eat in tiny chairs thenightetc: So I hear we're in for a treat! Knock Out: Some might call it that. caffienatedconfetti: daddy derek's demon spawn caffienatedconfetti: in this house, we call it Daddy Derek's Unholy Demon Offspring Knock Out: I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that the stream doors are now locked. caffienatedconfetti: poor child thebes: What auses me most is how some por soul had to go shopping for fursuit-ized clothes thebes: fursuit-sized thenightetc: Or make them, I mean why not caffienatedconfetti: why did he have to rop children into this caffienatedconfetti: they didn't ask for this caffienatedconfetti: kILL IT WITH FIRE thebes: pity the child actors thebes: for they have crap agents caffienatedconfetti: it's a PRINTED SIGN, why would it need finishing touches thenightetc: They should have made it an animated cat. caffienatedconfetti: YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ANYTHING caffienatedconfetti: he is absolutely gonna murder her thebes: they didn't have teh budget for animation. They did, however, apparently have a fursuit lying around thenightetc: Look at those cold, dead eyes caffienatedconfetti: BWOOP! STALKER ALERT! caffienatedconfetti: i sense sarcasm caffienatedconfetti: o lord caffienatedconfetti: why the laugh caffienatedconfetti: the laugh wasn't needed caffienatedconfetti: that sounds like a scam you idiot thenightetc: SURE. caffienatedconfetti: ...ewwwww Knock Out: Cool Cat is a fountain of bad advice. caffienatedconfetti: eeeewaWWWW caffienatedconfetti: EEW thenightetc: uhhhhhhhh thebes: Just listen to this organic, flowing dialogue. Flawless, I tell you caffienatedconfetti: i feel unclean thenightetc: Do her parents know about her "friend" caffienatedconfetti: why this caffienatedconfetti: his name is BUTCH caffienatedconfetti: BUTCH thenightetc: Well, don't just sit there! Run him down! caffienatedconfetti: well, at least his name isn't Chad caffienatedconfetti: how can he be school president, he's a thirty year old man in a cat suit thebes: You know what really gets me about this failure fiesta? it's an adaptation. caffienatedconfetti: .....daddy? thenightetc: Ain't no rule that says a thirty year old man in a cat suit can't be school president! Knock Out: Does your society normally let people like this near schools? caffienatedconfetti: the best part is soon approaching caffienatedconfetti: watch the background caffienatedconfetti: closely thebes: We don't want to but they have to do it in front of witnesses before we can stop them caffienatedconfetti: side note, why are they brooklyn caffienatedconfetti: why this caffienatedconfetti: you can build a sandcastle WITH YOUR HANDS caffienatedconfetti: seriously watch the background, this is gonna be great thenightetc: shut up you're like twelve caffienatedconfetti: ....EW caffienatedconfetti: EW caffienatedconfetti: watch closely caffienatedconfetti: WATCH caffienatedconfetti: did you see Knock Out: Best character in the movie. caffienatedconfetti: the guy walked out of his house, saw cool cat, and backed up slowly thenightetc: ...I didn't see, what happened? thenightetc: Oh! caffienatedconfetti: WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING thenightetc: "but if you're trying to impress someone, feel free to do whatever" thebes: So many bad ideas at once caffienatedconfetti: YOU HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL INSIDE YOU thenightetc: Is it a xenomorph caffienatedconfetti: oh my god it's daddy derek Knock Out: I like how they didn't eat any of it. thenightetc: PFFFFFFFFFF caffienatedconfetti: hOO0OHOO MY LORD caffienatedconfetti: NO caffienatedconfetti: THEIR LAST NAME IS LITERALLY CAT caffienatedconfetti: HIS WIFE IS A CAT thenightetc: His "wife"? A cat. Knock Out: """""Wife""""" caffienatedconfetti: EWEWEWEW caffienatedconfetti: end my life thebes: Daddy Derek has absolutely no problems with implying he had biological offspring with a giant cat thenightetc: I mean, now we have Bojack Horseman, so in a way this is just ahead of its time caffienatedconfetti: or he's just a very kinky *** thenightetc: He has a "cool cat is the coolest" sign on his bed caffienatedconfetti: IGNORE HIM caffienatedconfetti: IGNORE HIM Knock Out: He makes *me* look modest. Starscreamapillar: The slag is this? caffienatedconfetti: sin caffienatedconfetti: ohwait caffienatedconfetti: i forgot caffienatedconfetti: it's Daddy Derek's Demon Spawn Knock Out: Too late to back out now, Starscream. Knock Out: Also, hello. caffienatedconfetti: the cat's voice is almost as unpleasant as yours Starscreamapillar: Ha. caffienatedconfetti: NICE EDITING, NERD caffienatedconfetti: TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU IDIOT thenightetc: And they can tell HIS parents all about how their kid's a little criminal Knock Out: Or whatever those people are to you. caffienatedconfetti: he's not a criminjal he's just an afy caffienatedconfetti: aft thenightetc: Vandalism, though! caffienatedconfetti: he's like 10 Starscreamapillar: Are you certain? caffienatedconfetti: his name is 'Butch' caffienatedconfetti: and he has a chubby baby face thenightetc: DOG thenightetc: It's a dog! thenightetc: TWO dogs! caffienatedconfetti: DOG caffienatedconfetti: aww the dog is gone caffienatedconfetti: """"FUNHOUSE""" Starscreamapillar: I do not want to go to the funhouse. caffienatedconfetti: it's code for "sex dungeon" thenightetc: "mom and dad" wait who's this guy, then caffienatedconfetti: daddy derek thenightetc: Oh gosh, they're in the same frame. They DID spring for two costumes! thebes: btw, they only had the one costume for Cool Cat, so they had to splitscreen this bit caffienatedconfetti: ooo caffienatedconfetti: so they DID have just one costume thenightetc: ...What. caffienatedconfetti: OW thenightetc: Are you serious, because that's hilarious caffienatedconfetti: OW Starscreamapillar: That phone does not date this at all. thebes: yeah, after they shot all the col cat scenes they went back and swapped out the t-shirt for a dress and badly applied lipstick caffienatedconfetti: it's not real lipstick caffienatedconfetti: they're cloth lips Starscreamapillar: Does he have a shirt with himself on it? thebes: I know, but they look they crap regardless thenightetc: can't relate caffienatedconfetti: he has many shirts with himself on them thebes: look like crap, meant thenightetc: God, that bathroom is HUGE caffienatedconfetti: nice edit, nerd caffienatedconfetti: sexismmmm thebes: clearly someone thinks human women can't compare to perfect cat housewives caffienatedconfetti: nice typing, nerd Starscreamapillar: Cool Cat loves to wear your skin. Knock Out: Hah! thenightetc: My eye keeps being drawn by that "Cool cat loves you!" sign caffienatedconfetti: Cool Cats wants to be inside you thenightetc: Did they cover up the Apple logo with the Cool Cat sticker caffienatedconfetti: probs thebes: MUSICAL NUMBER ENGAGE thenightetc: Actually, I can see why Apple wouldn't want to be associated with this caffienatedconfetti: no one wants to be assosiacted with this Starscreamapillar: Eploding from the inside out was in fact, less painful than this musical number. Knock Out: He's swinging that guitar around like he's trying to fend off a swarm of bees. caffienatedconfetti: remove the bees thenightetc: oh no Starscreamapillar: . . . . Knock Out: ... caffienatedconfetti: got nothing, huh? caffienatedconfetti: i've seen starscream dance, he ain't much better thenightetc: This music is familiar caffienatedconfetti: admittedly, he didn't have horrible greenscreens Starscreamapillar: An alternate perhaps, but not me. thenightetc: I mean, not while he's singing, but Knock Out: That's a base libel on Starscream. caffienatedconfetti: https://img00.deviantart.net/94c9/i/2012/352/2/0/tfp___starscream_dancing_by_flyscream-d5oes9l.png Starscreamapillar: Ah yes, the slender alternate. caffienatedconfetti: ohhh are you boxyverse? Starscreamapillar: No, I believe my universe is called 'Tyran' in the multiverse. caffienatedconfetti: tyran... hm thenightetc: Ahhhh. caffienatedconfetti: not much into the transformers multiverse, haven't watched any of the shows or read the comis in a while thenightetc: What if they just left him in that greeenscrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwhat caffienatedconfetti: oh my god are you bayverse Knock Out: Somebody save those cars. caffienatedconfetti: please tell me you're not bayverse caffienatedconfetti: it's all that comes up when i google it Starscreamapillar: Sometimes it is referred to Bayverse, yes. caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOD] caffienatedconfetti: HAHAHAHA caffienatedconfetti: did they add in screaming children thenightetc: I feel like this story has gone wildly off the rails caffienatedconfetti: also, forgot to add, my urge to sass starscream has never been stronger thebes: it had rais? caffienatedconfetti: knowing that he's is from the world of Face Eating Prime Knock Out: This story could't have less to do with anything. caffienatedconfetti: jesus the bayverse bots look like someone upended a truckload of car and plane parts into a bipedal shape Starscreamapillar: Weirder things have occured than Prime's killing sprees and collection of ripped off faces. caffienatedconfetti: it's been forever since i saw the movie caffienatedconfetti: i only saw the first one caffienatedconfetti: ohohoOHOHOHO MY GOD YOU HAVE TEETH, THEY LOOK LIKE GOPHER TEETH caffienatedconfetti: to be fair, the others aren't much better Starscreamapillar: Because your own teeth are surely so much more sensible. caffienatedconfetti: at least mine are straight, nerd thenightetc: So is the bullying plotline coming back, or is this just about how "great" Cool Cat is now caffienatedconfetti: noonoooONONONO EW caffienatedconfetti: EWEWWEWEWW caffienatedconfetti: EWEEWW thebes: SO WE NOW KNOW SOMEONE SAT DOWN AND WROTE THAT FOR A KIDS MOVIE caffienatedconfetti: specifically, daddy derek wrote it thenightetc: Oh, you know! Just a little something for the parents. caffienatedconfetti: my mom gave me a bayverse optimus toy by mistake Starscreamapillar: The bully returns? caffienatedconfetti: i buried it in the mud where it belongs lol caffienatedconfetti: nice grammar nerd Starscreamapillar: The cat could just stand up, and kick the bully in the face. caffienatedconfetti: he is a thirty year old man in a cat suit, i'm pretty sure he can overpower a small chubby 12 year old thenightetc: PFFF Starscreamapillar: Lies on the internet? Who ever heard of such a thing. thenightetc: Surely not. thenightetc: And if he were a real cat that size, he could just eat the bully thenightetc: Or like, half of him. Leave the rest on his parents' porch caffienatedconfetti: yes caffienatedconfetti: accuracy caffienatedconfetti: oh lord he has eyebrows caffienatedconfetti: BEAT HIS ***\ caffienatedconfetti: i can't stay guys, gotta go take the dogs out and get to bed thenightetc: Now that you've drawn my attention to those lips I can't look away. :( caffienatedconfetti: lol caffienatedconfetti: night yall caffienatedconfetti: starscream, do something about those teeth thenightetc: He's going to call him WHAT Starscreamapillar: Get slagged. caffienatedconfetti: love you too! thenightetc: Goodnight caffienatedconfetti: night@ Knock Out: Good night, caffienated human! caffienatedconfetti: knockout can give you beauty tips ehehhehe thenightetc: Fish swim upstream to spawn. So... thenightetc: Is this poem about a fish orgy Knock Out: I like his broad daylight bedtime Starscreamapillar: Their neighbours must hate this weirdo in a cat costume screaming in the backyard all day about fish. Knock Out: A lot of "friends." thenightetc: They just have a fire extinguisher mounted in the corner thenightetc: In the hall thenightetc: Haha, it falls over thenightetc: And now it's mysteriously back upright Knock Out: Oh Unicron, no! thenightetc: How Do You Do Fellow Teens thebes: It just keeps GOING Starscreamapillar: How long is this nightmare? Knock Out: The ride never ends. thenightetc: "Hey, this costume doesn't have any teeth. Do we really need a tooth-brushing scene?" "Just fake it, it'll be fine" thenightetc: Oh, oh! thenightetc: Is this the one that ends with the bully getting run over? Starscreamapillar: He loves to eat babies. thenightetc: Eat him, Cool CAt! Starscreamapillar: So they take him away. thenightetc: "where are your parents, kid" Knock Out: Wasn't the human who played the shady police man a porn star? thenightetc: What's shady about arresting some child who you didn't see committing any crimes? Starscreamapillar: He didn't arrest him, he just placed him in his car, and took him away. Probably to the 'Funhouse' thenightetc: Lucky stick? Starscreamapillar: The traditional treasure poking stick. thebes: this special runs off of wrong ideas Starscreamapillar: Maybe they find a corpse. thenightetc: Ha! Knock Out: "Fat time?" Starscreamapillar: Tell me that bully shoots himself. Knock Out: Or shoots Cool Cat. thenightetc: That would be a hilarious twist Starscreamapillar: Yes, handle that evidence with your bare hands. thenightetc: I'm sure a random gun somebody threw in the bushes wasn't used in a crime or anything, come on. thenightetc: Isn't it a bit unfair for an adult to enter a contest for children Knock Out: Incredibly so. Starscreamapillar: To be fair, he seems developmentaly challenged. thenightetc: "Violence solves everything" Starscreamapillar: Primus, there's more... thenightetc: Uh oh Knock Out: No, but we can't sign off without watching this. thenightetc: Uhhhh Starscreamapillar: Excellent. Knock Out: And there you have it. thenightetc: A happy ending Starscreamapillar: I shall never rest easily again. Knock Out: Mission accomplished. thebes: that was several times too long for that plot Starscreamapillar: Thank you for hosting this evening's nightmare fuel, I cannot say why I kee coming back. Until next time. thenightetc: Goodnight! Knock Out: Good night, everyone! thenightetc: You do spoil us with these. thebes: good night!

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