aka: what happens when you get a pair of hockey players trying to work a cash register and another pair of hockey players to put on a disguise
ft. Willy channeling his inner Canadian and making small talk with everyone; Bunts Trying His Best™️ at the cash register, Mo Being Done™️ and reminding Willy that he has a job to do and Auston channeling his Inner Karen™️.
if i had a nickel for every time a kid in the desert decided to play hockey and somehow ended up with the maple leaf logo on his chest, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
This is Auston Matthews. He has 60 goals, he also had Peterka in a headlock during the scrum from tonight’s game… are we not going to talk about this? This man gets hotter by the minute.
Ppl on tik tok will post shit like "who's the hottest player in the nhl/that's such a basic bitch answer/fine, *insert first line players of top teams in the league*"