#i literally was at the grocery store

[sensitiveheartless]

Part 4 of the "Dazai and Chuuya being competitive, mutually pining disasters" comics!

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Most of this one is under the cut because it got LONG

#I'm gonna make at least one more little thing for this because it's eating my brain lol #possibly two because I have a compulsion to resolve literally everything possible #side note: that kid remains convinced that he saw real-life Westley and Buttercup in the grocery store for a long time #...also if I had the hands for it I would redraw this whole thing from the outsider POV because i think it would be hilarious — #man in hat shakes a package of fish around in a silent rage and then sadly puts it down and wanders around looking intensely depressed #until suddenly another guy #very out of breath #runs in and passionately declares his love for hat-man #life in bsd's Yokohama can never be normal #bsd #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #my art #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #skk

[braxiatel]

Maybe the real winner was the canary curse we made up along the way

#I’m going insane #I’m literally at the grocery store rn the fact that I can’t actually watch it happen #limited life #limited life spoilers #limited life smp #24l spoilers #Solidaritygaming #trafficblr #life series spoilers #mcyt #the void collection

[wuntrum]

sometimes go for a little bit without drawing and when i finally do it again its like wow...i can literally make whatever i want...the world is suddenly beautiful again

#personal #kind of a lie. i was literally drawing thursday #but it feeeeeeels like a lifetime ago 😭 ive been thru so much #(grocery store trip; movie; work shift) #anyways drawing s4g stuff rn <3 silly stuff fun stuff

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!

job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-

#im back in the trenches bois its Not Looking Great #gonna apply to this stupid thing anyway but #it looks like stockin grocery store shelves is the way im gonna go #unless i get Very lucky or manage to bullshit my way into this job #college isn't necessary but Man a lot of places want you to attend. no <3 #but noooo instead i have to like. work. till i die. and never make enough money to live comfortably. sigh #sometimes i think to myself 'i should make video essays on youtube and see if that goes anywhere' #and sometimes i think 'i should scribble up things that people would buy and make a shop' #and sometimes i think 'what if i killed someone with a stick. would that be fucked up or what' #absolutely unprompted #AGHHHHHHHH THE BOXES WE AS HUMANITY HAVE LOCKED OURSELVES INTO IM GONNA LOSE IT #i was born to be a handsome decoration / weird little artist for eccentric wealthy people #i was meant to drape myself across a beautiful philanthropist woman's lap and doodle lil animals for her #while she rambles and feeds me grapes #yk. if i did make a shop i could have an extra section for small crochet things #coasters. small hand warmers. tiny shapes. simple cat toys. that sorta thing. quick and easy stuff #i could make them w/ specific colors so that they're subtle fandom themed #i literally have a coaster in damian's robin colors... a black/red SB square... #hm. thinking #oh shit i gotta work on that new commission sheet #OH NO. I FORGOR SOMETHING I SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOR. I HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY #excuse me everyone i have something to finish

[bamsara]

ngl ever since this post, im designing and cutting out these stickers out at home which is a very time consuming and repetitive labor process only to know that there's thieves out there selling my designs at a fraction of the cost is extremely discouraging like. what is the point. what is even the fucking point.

#sticker sales and patreon is how im paying bills and buying groceries rn so it just fucking winded me #and im trying to catch up on send backs and junes stuff but im sitting her wondering how long itll be until these designs are stolen too #what is the point in trying to make art for a living if all thats ever gonna happen is that it gets stolen #i cannot beat the price of big box names like amazon and other rip offs stealing designs and selling them for pennies #when it cost me a good chunk of the a $5 sticker cost to actaully make the sticker like its not all take home that includes shipping #and ink and paper and ect #i literally cannot compete with big box stores that steal shit i cannot #so what even is the point #sara shush #tw vent #art theft

[commsroom]

awesome. love seeing stuff like this. new slop for doug eiffel. i think if you opened his fridge it would just be condiment packets, a takeout container of wings, a carton of expired milk, and like six of these.

#i haven't been in a grocery store in like four years now all kinds of things are going on out of my sight #you send doug eiffel grocery shopping and he forgets literally everything you sent him for but by god he'll come back with some new slop

[eternalspring4]

I think safehouse jon should have a little freak out identity crisis then find an old thumbtack and sewing kit, badly disinfect them, and reopen his old piercings from uni.

#they order jewelry from amazon and it comes in the locker at the grocery store in town #jarchivist #hes literally all i think about #this id the third time ive jonposted today #tma jon #jonathan sims #mag 159 #anyway i think a nose ring. not septum. i think a septum would suit martin #i def think jon has some ear cartilage piercings that he puts back in after nikola #judt a couple helix ones

[unnamed-atlas]

Okay forget every other weird thing happening on the server right now. the fungal infection in Beef's wheat field has immediately become the most ominous thing happening on hermitcraft

#i literally can not tell if this is something someone else is doing to him or if this is a story line he's crafting #but his reaction to it this episode was so unsettling #the fact that it keeps coming back in the same spot #the fact that he's providing the food for the whole server in xbs grocery store and this is happening #something something the afflictions often blamed on curses during witch trial days were likely just the result of a specific fungus on wheat #or how everything in the last of us started due to a fungal outbreak in wheat #anyways the precedent here in terms of wheat based fungal infections has me concerned #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #vintagebeef

[otrtbs]

was gonna make a quesadilla for dinner n didn't have any cheese. so i thought,,, hmm not to worry i'll just heat up some tortillas n mash up some avocados n salt 2 put in them but i don't have any avocados. so. thats . why i am eating plain tortillas on my kitchen floor for dinner. slay.

#i literally went 2 the store 2day AND FOR WHAT #clearly not groceries ... #i bought peach redbull. and. lucky charms. #sliving #tbh i could've made eggs n weenies 2 go w the tortillas i just. gave up.

[cquackity]

my passenger princesses going for a ride ❤️ the good are secured

#also my grocery store is having a wine sale ??? #i literally saved over $50 on everything wtf #they know it's wine night #personal

[theactualsunshinechild]

*banging my fists against the wall helplessly, tears streaming down my face*

MY RAREPAIR STILL HASN'T INTERACTED AND AT THIS POINT I'M NOT SURE THEY EVER WILL

#this is about my wriochi obsession btw #i am being tormented by the lack of anything #because i just KNOW #i just KNOW #That they would have SUCH funny interactions #please i want them to fight #i want them to fuck #i want them to have a meal with each other #i want Wriothesley to FINALLY have someone happy to accept a cup of fancy tea #because Childe is from Fantasy Russia and if there's anything i know about my country it's that we're all obsessed with tea #we serve free tea on trains for fucks sake #the tea section in the grocery store is larger than the vodka section #Childe would LOVE to be offered a nice cup of tea because his mama raised a polite young man #i need Childe to drag Wriothesley out to do things on the surface regularly #i want them to send each other letters #i want Wriothesley to meet Childe's family and wish he could have had a family like that #i want so much from them but they literally haven't even talked #wriochi #wriothesley #childe #tartaglia

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Oh hey look it's an AU of my AU because my brain won't shut up :D

Ganondorf dragged his feet, slowing his pace as he stared at the deli.

"No," Nabooru immediately cut in. "I know what you're thinking."

"I want some," he said simply, stubbornly, resolutely.

"You're not a child," Nabooru argued. "Have some blasted self control. It's not on the grocery list."

As the pair argued, Link wandered over, a box of goldfish in hand. Nabooru immediately raised an eyebrow at him.

"My budget," he reasoned with an innocent shrug.

Nabooru sighed. "Fine. Put it in."

"Oh, so he gets to grab anything he wants, but I can't?" Ganondorf grumbled.

Nabooru rolled her eyes. "He is paying for his own groceries. How old are you?"

As the two continued to bicker, Hemisi poked Link, motioning with her phone. "You've got to see this meme, it's hilarious."

Link peered over her shoulder, eyes curious as a smile pulled at his lips. Meanwhile, Ganondorf finally conceded, glaring into the void as they continued their trek beyond the beloved meat section.

When the family got home, Link helped Ganondorf unload the groceries, setting his own aside, while Hemisi and Nabooru greeted their poodle and made sure he had dinner. Eventually, everyone settled, with Ganondorf and Nabooru humming along with the radio while they meal prepped for the next day, and Hemisi and Link relaxing on the sofa together, both on their phones. Occasionally the teenagers exchanged memes and videos, giggling.

When the parents were finished, Ganondorf moved to dismiss Link for the night when he saw that both children had fallen asleep on th sofa. Hemisi was laying across it, her legs draped over Link's lap while he sat slumped on the corner, arms resting over her. Nabooru smiled at the pair as her husband sighed.

"The boy might as well move in," Ganondorf half joked. "He almost always falls asleep here."

"That's a dangerous idea having them actually live together while they're dating," Nabooru chuckled. "I can't watch them 24/7."

Ganondorf hummed in agreement, walking over and gently picking up his daughter. Yes, she was fifteen, but he didn't care - she would always be his little girl, and he was gentle enough that she didn't wake up. He tucked her in to her bed and watched her a moment, smiling.

Meanwhile, Nabooru grabbed a pillow and helped ease Link to lay down across the sofa, covering him with a heavy blanket and kissing him softly on the temple. "Rest well, baby."

The parents stayed awake a little while longer, chatting quietly at the table as they sipped some hot tea. When Link abruptly startled awake, falling off the sofa and nearly hitting his head on the side table near it, the pair rushed into the room to settle him. His nightmares weren't too frequent, but they came often enough that both were familiar with it.

"Link," Ganondorf said gently, grounding him as he gasped for air. "It's all right. Relax. You're safe."

Link stared at him, disoriented, and the man sighed, pulling the teenager into a hug. Eventually, he picked him up, settling on the recliner and letting Link rest on his lap. He yawned as he rubbed the boy's arm calmingly.

"Maybe he should move in," Nabooru said with a half smile as she threw the blanket over them both. "You gonna stay here for the night?"

Ganondorf grunted in the affirmative, and Nabooru's smile grew. "Perfect. That means I get the bed to myself. Come on, Ghirahim!"

Their poodle trotted happily after his mother as Ganondorf scowled, but he got over his grumpiness soon enough. The house grew still, and peace filled the air.

#y'all wanted them to just be happy so here #have them just being happy <3 #yes I'm making aus of my aus #no I won't elaborate #or continue LOL I HAVE ENOUGH WIPS OK BLORBOS. DO Y'ALL HEAR ME #*side eyes imprisoning war blorbos* #writing #is this worht self reblogging LOL #whatevs I said I would for all my writing >.< #Ganondorf's “I take what I want” paired with Link's “oooo shiny” would be disastrous in a grocery store y'all #that's literally what I thought when I was grocery shopping and then this whole scene happened haha #hero of shadow #technically #his nightmare was of the actual story LOL #good thing modern Gan is nicer #ganondorf #lovelies the idea of Ghirahim being the family poodle is SENDING ME HAHA

[musubiki]

mochi and lime post-confession (gently) arguing about who wears the pants in the relationship but its because both of them thinks its the other person

#lime: youre literally the cat witch and you think its me? i mean im happy to but-- #mochi: but...youre the one that handles commission jobs and picks up bread from the store? #lime: is picking up groceries the determining factor? you also go grocery shopping sometimes #theyre so used to doing things together theyre both confused #the ideal relationship #finding another adult human being who makes decisions with you instead of for you

[utilitycaster]

Ok but for real I think Max should start tweeting that before each episode on the grounds that he can't really miss any episodes of Critical Role, as it is his job, and see how long it takes people to catch on

#in all seriousness i've seen people freak out because: episode on longer side. episode on shorter side. early-ish break. late-ish break. #mercury in retrograde. dreams. visions. the grocery store being out of their favorite brand of oat milk. #like don't get me wrong i'm excited and ready for a good time. i am also a big fan of fair-weather faith. #but literally people go shrieking mad in the tag before every episode and i think the cr crew is honor-bound to fuck with them #if i were liam o'brien i'd just tweet interesting episode tonight *moon emoji* at random and turn off my phone

[spearxwind]

ppl be making "beginner friendly miniature painting guide", "miniature painting/shading tutorial for beginners" videos and then opening the first five seconds with "ok first get your 200$ minimum airbrush"

#ME CAGO!!! why is the beginner friendly tutorial with the airbrush brother I have two fucking brushes that cost 3 eur each and THATS IT #I CANT AFFORD AN AIRBRUSH DAWG!!!!! JUST TELL ME HOW TO SHADE THIS PLANE WITH AN EYESHADOW BRUSH FROM THE GROCERY STORE #thunderclap #AUUGHGHGHGHHHH please i just want my planes to look nice im going insane #AUUUGGGGGG AUUUGGGG #literally built the f14 and havent touched it in weeks bc idk how to paint it proper and its making me mentally ill I WANT TO FINISH IT PLE

[zappedbyzabka]

The look ur mom gives you when you’re misbehaving at the grocery store

#now I can misbehave in the store whenever! (literally gets out of grocery stores as fast as possible) #william zabka