#i just have a lot of feelings abt the angry eyeball man

[one-strugling-bean]

Woy headcanons (that are mostly Hater&Peepers, sorrynotsorry)

the brainrot for this show is hitting strong once again. This is how I cope (some of them might go against canon, I'm not sure)

Wander is not the last of his kind, although it is a pretty small species in numbers. They are typically nomads and don't tend to have many children per couple, so they are hard to come by. It's probably been decades since Wander has crossed paths with another one of his species.

Speaking of which, Wander is pretty old. His species has a looooong life span and he's around middle-aged in it.

Hater is also quite old compared to most aliens from WoY's galaxy. But for his species, he's pretty young. A skeleton his age is like an older teenager, or a young adult, at most (in human years, he'd be around 19, to early twenties).

Besides Hater himself, Peepers is the only one who knows Lord Hater's real age. Mostly because no one believed him until Peepers.

His species also takes longer to emotionally mature, which explains Hater's childishness, despite how old he is.

Wander is the kind of person who grows a crush on basically everyone he meets, but would also never want to settle down with anyone romantically. "The world is too wide and there are way too many people out there to just stay with one" kind of vibes, ya know?

Sylvia and Wander work so well as companions because they're both 100% sure nothing romantic would ever happen between them. They're besties through and through

Peepers is very much gay and very much crushing on his boss. He represses the hell out of those feelings though.

For the sake of the Hater Empire, Peepers has done quite a few horrible things that Hater doesn't even dream of. And by that, I mean like, actual evil deeds: gore-y missions, downright cruel decisions, the tying of loose ends permanently. The way Peepers saw it, all those things needed to be done for the Empire to thrive, but he knew how sensitive Hater could be and they couldn't risk upsetting their leader too much. Therefore, such responsibilities naturally fell on him.

He's always hidden such matters from Hater. Most of them were in the past, before they became feared, but even to the present day there's a part of him that's really scared of Hater finding out and thinking differently of him. Especially after Wander and Sylvia came around. (He's afraid they'll see him as truly evil).

These past actions are a particularly sore subject for Peepers whenever Hater disregards and/or actively harms their empire; "After everything I've done for us-!" kind of thought

The Watchdogs don't like Peepers. Like, at all. None of them would want his job so there's never been a mutiny against him, but they make so much fun of Peepers behind his back.

Peepers is aware of this (he already wasn't popular amongst the watchdogs before Hater came around) and retaliates by being the most insufferable, hard-to-please boss the watchdogs could ever have (asides from Hater, ofc)

However, in the Watchdog Army, there is a cautionary tale about Lord Hater and making fun of Peepers: it is said that once, a few courageous watchdogs saw Hater berating Peepers, and decided to join him in on the "dunking on Peepers" jokes. Apparently, those few watchdogs went too far with their jeering and Lord Hater obliterated them for their insolence. No one knows for sure how true that tale is, but no one has ever been brave enough to put it to the test.

"Don't talk to Hater about Peepers, and don't talk to Peepers about Hater; especially if they're in a bad mood." That is one of the many secrets that has allowed the Watchdog Army to survive under those two's tutelage.

I like to picture Wander finding out about this animosity between Peepers and his army and deciding to do an intervention to solve everything. He only makes things worse. Weeks later the watchdogs are still suffering from Peepers' petty wrath

Hater is a closeted bi-disaster.

This is not a headcanon, more of an opinion, but Sylvia and Peepers' relationship is lesbian⇆gay solidarity/hostility perfection

Somewhen during the 2nd season, Sylvia and Peepers start going out for drinks whenever Hater and/or Wander do something particularly stupid. Something, something, solidarity between the two only braincells, somethi-

Sylvia quickly realizes Peepers reaaaaaally hates Wander. At first, she is honestly confused as to why. But when she figures out Peepers' crush things become much clearer.

Cant think of many more now....... Please feel free to discuss these hc or add up new ones in a reblog, it would make my dayyy

#this ended up having so much peepers #its kinda embarassing ngl #i just have a lot of feelings abt the angry eyeball man #the woy draught is hitting again and i need company here #:') #woy #savewoy #wander over yonder #woy sylvia #commander peepers #lord hater #deathglare

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Can I request Aoi Todo headcannons? We love big beefy men 🤪😭 If it’s okay, can you also make this one plus sized friendly 😅

omg yeah i’d be happy to!!! my boy todo never gets any love i never see anybody write abt him :(</3 so i am actually hella excited that u requested this. we do in fact love big beefy men here

general aoi todo headcanons

cw: gn! reader, nsfw stuff that’s separate from the sfw stuff

a/n: still working on my yuji and gojo one shots, sorry they’re taking so long. i’m peculiar bc my writing :(

masterlist

sfw

ooooof okkkk

i feel like this is kindaaa self explanatory but ur gonna have to put up with his idol obsession if ur in a relationship with him i’m sorry loves

he’s just a fanboy tho nothing to take personally

it’s kinda cute how excited he gets abt it like he’s so passionate

he gets all jealous tho if u talk about some celebrity u find attractive

don’t get me wrong he’ll never ACTUALLY get angry

but pouty is definitely the right word

he just doesn’t like to share u :(</3

bc let’s be real he’s more obsessed with u than anybody else

he’s so smitten for u like

i imagine when he asked u out in his head beforehand he was like “OH YEAH I GOT THIS NOTHING WILL GET IN MY WAY >:)))”

and then when the time actually came and he was asking u he was like

“would uu (´,,•ω•,,)… um… (〃▽〃) like to hang out with me maybeee…. one on one? (灬ºωº灬) like i mean a date - ITSCOOLIFNOTTHOUGHDONTFEELOBLIGATEDTOSAYYES (^◇^；)” while looking anywhere but your eyes

like that would happen regardless of how close you were beforehand

and then u say yes and he’s all like “AH OF COURSE YOU SAID YES I KNEW YOU WOULD >:DDDD”

he calls u babe/baby sigh

being in a relationship with todo also probably means being pretty good friends with yuji as well

it also entails alwaysss being on the go

this guy has no chill so ur probably gonna have to have a lot of energy to be with him

he may be a little airheaded but he knows he’s a handful so he appreciates u always being there dealing with him :)

i feel like todo would also prefer a fellow jujutsu sorcerer s/o

mmmm yes watching u fight his eyeballs find that so delicious

howeverrrrrrr if u do just lead a regular life that’s cool too u just gotta be super open minded with what he does as a sorcerer bc he’s gonna be super open about it with you

like that’s a really good quality he has

he is literally ALWAYS honest

he’s incapable of lying to you

and even if he did try lying he’d be soooo bad at it LOLL

i feel like todo falls victim to the “big strong beefy man is secretly an even bigger softie” trope

he’s suchhhh a sucker for some cute cheesy romance he definitely collects shoujo manga

for some reason i feel like he’s surprisingly good at skin care?

(please do remind him that deodorant exists tho)

also might ask to get matching tattoos…

obviously he doesn’t like getting hurt in battle but he does especially enjoy the part where you get to tend to his wounds

the feeling of your soft hands in contrast to his scarred up body built of pure muscle…

the way your body is always so close to him as you gently clean and wrap his wounds…

he even finds you adorable when you’re lightly scolding him to be less reckless

pls give him back rubs and massages too awwww that would make him melt

his favorite cuddling position is him laying on his back and you laid out across his chest

he especially likes this when you’re going to bed together bc he literally takes up the entire bed when he sleeps.

like he sprawls out across the whole thing

so if you’re on top of him then no need to worry about taking up your bed room :)

training together!

and you losing.

a lot.

he doesn’t go easy on u.

ever.

he wants u to improve after all!

he breaks u in pretty roughly when it comes to training but he’s a good teacher :)

it’s so funny when y’all hold hands too cause his are so big they literally encase yours

like have u seen him.

no matter ur height, weight, gender

he is bigger than u in every sense of the word.

which means he picks u up a lot

and like carries u around an unnecessary amount

let him bench press u LOL

he’ll be able to do it.

but anyway he rly likes this bc even if he knows u can protect yourself he loves knowing/feeling like he can protect u as well!

like i’m telling u right now there’s not a single soul in the world that would be able to lay a finger on you with him around

and if somebody somehow managed to

well…

they best get to praying.

nsfw

oh lordddd

do i even need to say that this man has a big dick?

i feel like that’s super obvious

but yea he’s got a big dick.

big breeder balls too whoops

his balls r heavyyyyy

pls play with them he loves it

he likes oral but hear me out - he prefers giving

definitely leans into being a service dom

when it comes to going down on you what he lacks in skill he 100% makes up for with enthusiasm

he loves making a sloppy wet mess between your thighs with his mouth

i don’t think this man has a lot, if any, sexual experience with another human being im sorry

meaning that it’ll take him some time to get used to

like, at first he might be pretty rough with you

he’s used to handling things in life with bluntness and brute force

you’re definitely gonna have to guide him through prepping you the first time

i’m gonna be honest with you, it’ll hurt

i know i’ve brought this up a few times but shiiiiit todo is a big man

he’s gonna split u open on that fat cock

size kink to the extreme which is great cause you’re definitely small in comparison to him anyway

he probably won’t last very long the first few times awwww <33

he likes it when you’re somewhat dominant too

when you lead the way and tease him and praise him it makes him all the more horny

his favorite positions are either fucking you into a mating press or you riding him

he’ll fuck your thighs too :p

i know its canon he’s an ass man n shit but along with that he’s also in loveeee with your thighs

he’s in love with your entire body

every curve every stretch mark every freckle every mole

goddddd just everything

you’re like a god to him

his favorite place to cum is your back

he fucks you real fast too

like at an astronomically fast pace

up to you whether or not you’ll have to ask him to slow down ;)

if he’s feeling more dominant he’ll literally fucking manhandle you into different positions ugh oh to be used like a ragdoll

he’ll slip all the way out of you then pound right back in

pls be vocal when you’re in bed with him it motivates him and makes him feel so so good

he’s a grunter

he’s the kinda guy who doesn’t mind at all if you wear revealing clothing

like he isn’t ever gonna complain about getting to see more of u he thinks ppl who get upset abt that kind of thing are stuuuuuupidddddd

he leaves hickey trails down ur body and wants u to do the same to him

the other third years just groan at the hickeys and scratches on him and refuse to acknowledge them they’d rather die than hear about his sexscapades

he worships your body and the ground you walk on

and while he wants to be gentle with you, and he is at the beginning, eventually it gets to a point where the image of you struggling to take him gets him off

his veiny cock always rubs every inch of your insides, impossible to miss your most sensitive spots

he has sooooo. much. stamina.

he can go for rounds upon rounds upon rounds

there’s no way you’re ever gonna cum just once

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk smut #jjk drabbles #jjk fluff #jjk todo #aoi todo #jjk yuji #yuji itadori #jjk x you #jjk imagines #jjk x reader #jjk x gender neutral reader #jjk x yn