#i just had to include this gem about his whiteboard obsession

[blueberry-beanie]

Gescheiterte Tafel-Therapie | Die Anstalt vom September 2018

English translation below the cut:

Failed whiteboard therapy GIF 1: Claus von Wagner: "I won't do whiteboard sketches anymore. I won't do whiteboard sketches anymore. I won't do whiteboard sketches anymore."

GIF 2: CvW: "I won't do -" Max Uthoff: "BAMF!" [Federal Agency for Migration and Refugees] CvW: "FOR GOD'S - What are you doing?! I'll have a therapy session in a minute." MU: "Oh, why?" CvW: "Because of my excessive urge to shed light upon things. What do you want?"

GIF 3: MU: "Oh, you've forgotten your fear. The fear of governmental loss of control. BAMF-scandal, wooo!" CvW: "Yes, exactly, I am not afraid of that anymore." MU: "What! Why not? Enlighten me..."

GIF 4: CvW: "No I won't be doing that." MU: "Why? Is there no whiteboard nearby?" *pulls whiteboard closer*

GIF 5: CvW: "No... I won't do that... I won't do it because it wasn't a scandal." MU: "If it wasn't a scandal..."

GIF 6: MU: "... then why did I get my anchor centers, huh?" [arrival center for asylum seekers in Germany] CvW: *leaps on his feet* "It was only a scandal, because it has been reported as such!" *after dismantling the scandal on the whiteboard*

GIF 7: Carolin Kebekus: "Mr von Wagner...? Have you again done a whiteboard sketch?" CvW: *shakes head decidedly* MU: "Yes, he has! He has!" CvW: "Psst!" Bonus:

CvW: "How could the BAMF make so many mistakes?" CK: "Should I explain it to you?" CvW: "Oh if you'd be so kind..." CK: "On a whiteboard?" CvW: *intense sounds of happiness* "Ahhhh!"

#die anstalts-therapie ist gescheitert. weise mich daher nächste woche selbst ein #belehren sie mich mit einer tafelnummer herr von wagner - ich bitte darum #these gifs took me an eternity although it doesn't look that way #i just had to include this gem about his whiteboard obsession #also the puppy eyes. #die anstalt #claus von wagner #max uthoff #carolin kebekus #my edit #my gif