Gescheiterte Tafel-Therapie | Die Anstalt vom September 2018
English translation below the cut:
Failed whiteboard therapy
GIF 1:
Claus von Wagner: "I won't do whiteboard sketches anymore. I won't do whiteboard sketches anymore. I won't do whiteboard sketches anymore."
GIF 2:
CvW: "I won't do -"
Max Uthoff: "BAMF!" [Federal Agency for Migration and Refugees]
CvW: "FOR GOD'S - What are you doing?! I'll have a therapy session in a minute."
MU: "Oh, why?"
CvW: "Because of my excessive urge to shed light upon things. What do you want?"
GIF 3:
MU: "Oh, you've forgotten your fear. The fear of governmental loss of control. BAMF-scandal, wooo!"
CvW: "Yes, exactly, I am not afraid of that anymore."
MU: "What! Why not? Enlighten me..."
GIF 4:
CvW: "No I won't be doing that."
MU: "Why? Is there no whiteboard nearby?" *pulls whiteboard closer*
GIF 5:
CvW: "No... I won't do that... I won't do it because it wasn't a scandal."
MU: "If it wasn't a scandal..."
GIF 6:
MU: "... then why did I get my anchor centers, huh?" [arrival center for asylum seekers in Germany]
CvW: *leaps on his feet* "It was only a scandal, because it has been reported as such!"
*after dismantling the scandal on the whiteboard*
GIF 7:
Carolin Kebekus: "Mr von Wagner...? Have you again done a whiteboard sketch?"
CvW: *shakes head decidedly*
MU: "Yes, he has! He has!"
CvW: "Psst!"
Bonus:
CvW: "How could the BAMF make so many mistakes?"
CK: "Should I explain it to you?"
CvW: "Oh if you'd be so kind..."
CK: "On a whiteboard?"
CvW: *intense sounds of happiness* "Ahhhh!"
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