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look at this bitch i saw at my local fish store the other day
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The Squidbeak Splatoon - Third Time’s the Charm Chapter 1: The Great Squidnapping
In the far flung future, centuries from our time…
The world is nothing but vast & endless oceans, as far as the eye can see. Aside from the deep-sea world, there was no life to be seen. However, if you look just a little bit further into the horizon… land!
At first glance, this bit of land looks unremarkable as monochrome colours dominate everything in sight. But it’s when you take a deeper look into this land that you see something different, something not at all what it appears to be on the outside.
Welcome to Inkopolis… to the City of Colour!
The streets, the markets, the residence, the city center, everywhere you look, there is a new colour to gaze upon. Bright or Dark, Plain or Mixed, Singular or Combined, every colour in the collective Palette is there to enjoy! This gives the residence of Inkopolis a sense of energy & enthusiasm all day long. At night, these same colours along with the city’s beautiful lighting give way to a dazzling view that invoke feelings of imagination & serenity.
The people of Inkopolis are full of various races that have evolved beyond their Cephalopod roots to live freely on land. Jellyfish, Horseshoe Crabs, Urchins, Prawns & most dominantly, the Inklings. Inklings are a unique Species of Inkopolis because they’re half human & half Squid who can change between the two forms at will.
Also compared to normal Squids, their Ink Production is faster & much more potent. They need to be for them to participate in Inkopolis’ most famous sport: Turf War.
2 Teams of 4 Inklings battle each other in a game of Territorial Control, where players must paint as much area as possible using special weapons that utilize their natural ink as ammunition. The more turf inked, the more points that team gets, with the winner being the team with the most turf controlled when time runs out.
Certainly, the City of Inkopolis is a land that embodies enthusiasm, energy, competition & interaction. A perfect blend for a peaceful & prosperous community! But that same peace & prosperity would soon come under threat…
One day, sometime before a special Turf War Event called a “Splatfest” was scheduled to begin, people on the streets were surprised by a breaking citywide broadcast. Callie & Marie, Inkopolis’ Top Pop Idol Duo, take the stage…
Callie: “We interrupt this program to bring you important news!”
Marie: “The Great Zapfish, source of all power for Inkopolis… has mysteriously vanished.”
Callie: “City Officials have released this picture showing a crashed UFO, which was taken around the estimated time of our Zapfish’s disappearance!”
Marie: “We encourage everyone to share any information about this UFO & others that may lead to the missing Zapfish.”
Callie: “Until the Great Zapfish is recovered, we advise Turf War Veterans to expect restrictions & limitations on battle scheduling, public or private… That includes the upcoming Splatfest, which is -as of now- on hold indefinitely.”
Marie: “Our sincere apologies for any inconveniences…”
Callie: “That’s all for now. Thank you everyone & until next time…”
Callie & Marie: “Stay Fresh.”
But the public was feeling anything BUT “Fresh”. Everyone was sent into a silent panic. Who could’ve done that? How did we not notice? What’s going to happen to us?!
The Great Zapfish is an entity as big as an observatory tower that is the main source of energy for the entire city. Even in its absence, Inkopolis can still run on reserve power, but that will only last for about 2-3 months at best. People throughout the city, for the next few weeks, would live in fear & hopelessness of having to leave in the near future…
Over a Month Later…
Inkopolis still runs, but it’s clear that the dwindling power has robbed it of its enthusiasm. There aren’t as many lights bathing the city as it used to, most have resorted to staying at home out of fear & a select few fled the city to find a new place to live. What was once a city of energy, is now slowly losing all signs of life. But somewhere within the center of Inkopolis, a small group of teenagers are still kicking hard in Turf War.
Day 1, Arowana Mall, 12:50-
8 Inklings are swapping ink against each other, one side Blue & the other Orange. 2 Blue Inklings holding an N-Zap & a Splat Roller push forward, jumping off the central hill in an attempt to claim more turf as the battle enters its final minute. Suddenly, one of them gets splatted out of nowhere, while the other gets echolocated as she attempts to escape. She gets splatted by an Aerospray on her way forward.
Aerospray Inkling: “Nice going, Miwa!”
Miwa: “You can thank me later, let’s push!”
Miwa is a 14 year old Inkling who’s considered of the most skilled on the turf; one of very few who reached the coveted S+ Ranking. She’s proficient with most weapons, prefers Chargers & despises Blasters.
The battle ends with a score of 57-39 for Team Orange. The winning team jumps for joy & exchanges high fives in celebration as a member of the losing team steps forward.
N-Zap Inkling: “Y-You all got lucky because you had a Charger on your side!”
Miwa: “(Ho boy, here we go again…)”
Aerospray Inkling: “Is that so? Wanna trade & see how it ends?”
Splat Roller Inkling: “Yes! Let’s rematch!”
But just as they were about to start, an official of the Turf War Management approaches them, saying they’ve reached the maximum allowed number of matches & they’re to leave immediately.
Splat Roller Inkling: “But… But that’s not fair; we’ve only had 2 matches. Isn’t the maximum limit supposed to be 5?”
Official: “New rules have been placed: 2 per group only, regardless of arrangements.”
& just like that, everyone packs their things in misery & returns to the City Center…
Inkopolis Plaza, 13:15-
Miwa sits on a bench drinking here favourite juice as she relaxes after being forced to stop battling on such short notice. As she throws her empty bottle in the bin, 2 friends arrive to join her.
Green Inkling: “Yo! Reached your threshold already?”
Miwa: “Let me guess: Reduced Turf War Capacity?”
Purple Inkling: “Yeeeah, what a pain…”
Miwa: “Relax guys, I’m sure it’ll all be fine. Can’t let those smiles turn upside down, right?”
Both of her friends look at her speechlessly, their expressions arched in worry…
Ever since the Great Zapfish’s disappearance, Miwa & several others have been trying to get some energy back into everyone by engaging in Turf Wars as much as possible, creating enthusiasm through tense competition & distracting the public from the crisis. But as the days went by with no sign of the Great Zapfish returning, their efforts soon fell to deaf ears & now, they’re slowly losing their battling privileges.
Purple Inkling: “Listen, maybe… we should go plan our move out & get it over with. I’m sure there’s plenty of land outsi—“
Miwa: “& give up on everything we have here?! Like it’s all worth NOTHING to us?!”
Green Inkling: “Girl, there’s not much else we CAN do. We gotta move on…”
Miwa: “I can’t… I WON’T allow…..”
A cold silence descends upon the 3 companions, as if to look for a way to challenge each other’s arguments, to challenge the very desperate situation they find themselves in. Yet sadly, quietness…
Then…
Green Inkling: “Gals look, it’s HIM again! Haha!”
Miwa’s green friend points towards the Vending Machines Corner, an old man sits under a manhole cover looking around as if seeking something.
Miwa: “*Again*??”
Purple Inkling: “Oh you’ve never seen him? He always shows up here between 13-14 o’clock for some reason. What is this bum doing? Hehehe!”
Miwa: “Heh beats me, I don’t live in the sewers myself!”
The 3 continue laughing as Miwa decides to take a picture of this peculiar man. Moments after she’d put her phone down, the old man starts looking directly at her, exchanging such a sharp gaze. Miwa stares in confusion.
Miwa: “(Why’s he looking at me like that? Did he catch me taking his picture? What’s wi—)”
Miwa’s friends tap her shoulder to say goodbye in a hurry. As soon as she turns to face the old man however, he was no longer there. She waits a little longer hoping to see him again, but he never does & Miwa decides to return to her apartment for the day.
Flounder Heights, 18:45-
Miwa sits on her desk working on whatever homework she has to finish, however little there was to complete due to the crisis. She couldn’t help but think about the old man she saw in the Plaza. With her curiosity soaring high & an idea for a gag in mind, Miwa puts her pen down & starts surfing the web for something similar to his outfit.
Suddenly, she comes across a startling discovery. While the old man’s outfit was nothing to write home about, the hat was EXTREMELY valuable: The Legendary Cap. A very special & rare headgear that only the best of Inklings were awarded with it for their services & bravery in the Great Turf War, 100 years ago.
A cap like this is IMPOSSIBLE to get, even with the help of the back alley dealers like Spyke!
Miwa: “(What was he doing with a hat like that! He couldn’t have stolen it… Is it a fake perhaps? &…) Why was he looking at me?”
One question lead to another, each without an answer. So, Miwa decides there was only one way to solve this mystery…
Day 2, Inkopolis Plaza, 13:40-
For the first time in over a month, Miwa didn’t take part in any Turf Wars. Rather, she spent her time waiting around in the plaza for the Cap wearing man. They look at each other from a distance for minutes on end, with Miwa waiting for the right opportunity to face him.
With each passing minute, she grows more tense. The old man was still looking at her & her alone.
Miwa: “(He’s not going to look anywhere else, isn’t he?... I need to find a way to distra—!!)”
& just like that, the old man vanished while she was looking around.
Miwa: “But it’s still 13:50 o’clock!”
She makes a mad dash for the manhole to investigate. No sign of him. There was only one way he could’ve escaped her sight…
Miwa: “Yuck… (Am I really doing this?...)”
Hesitation holds her in place, but not for long as her curiosity becomes too strong to bear.
She jumps into the manhole cover, unaware of what fate has in store for her…..
Unknown Area, 14:00-
After a unexpectedly long journey in the dark depths, Miwa finally emerges to find that she’s now FAR outside the city limits, tall cliffs & waterfalls encircle a bowl shaped area full of small islands, each with its own theming. The most distinct landmark is a giant sculpture of an Octopus at the highest peak.
Miwa continues to admire the scenery, until she finds the old man beside a small shack.
Miwa: “Hello, sir?... W-What am I saying?! Listen, I need to know whe—“
Old Man: “That look in your eyes…”
Miwa: “Wha??”
Old Man: “I’ve been waiting for someone like you! You’re just who we need to defeat the Octarians!”
Miwa: “Octarians? You mean the ones Inklings fought in the Great Turf War? Wait, are you some sort of military general?”
Old Man: “Absolutely! I’m Captain Cuttlefish, Leader of the Legendary Squidbeak Splatoon! A pleasure to make your acquaintance, welcome to Octo Valley.”
After exchanging introductions, the Captain moves on to explain what’s going on. It seems that he’s been investigating the Great Zapfish’s disappearance alone & has concluded that it was the Octarians’ who stole it, as revenge for their defeat in the Great Turf War 100 years ago.
Despite his best attempts, he wasn’t able to get anyone to believe his findings & is currently understaffed to do the job. This led him to try & find a capable Inkling from the streets of Inkopolis to help return the lost Zapfish, which is where Miwa comes in.
Miwa: “So, you want ME to help you recover the Great Zapfish?”
Cpt. Cuttlefish: “I won’t lie: It won’t be easy. We’re alone against an army. The best I can do to help you is provide telecommunication support & hide Mini Spawn Points around the valley, they will only save you so many times.
So, what will you do young one? Will you join me as my 3rd Agent on this covert mission?”
Most would take a step back to consider, but Miwa didn’t as she saw an opportunity. If she can do this, everything will be back to normal. She’ll take back her home, Turf Wars & bring back the Inkopolis she loves! Miwa turns to the Captain to give her answer, when…
Cpt. Cuttlefish: “I’ll take your silence as ‘Yes, of course I’ll help!’”
Miwa: “Wait What?!”
Cpt. Cuttlefish: “I’ll make the necessary preparations for you, so meet me again tomorrow at 12 o’clock!”
Miwa: “Wait a second!”
It was settled: Miwa will be the Squidbeak Splatoon’s Agent 3, on a quest to explore Octo Valley, stop the Octarian menace & retrieve the stolen Great Zapfish!
Will she succeed? What obstacles await her? Tune in next time for Chapter 2: Krak on, Agent!
Thank you for reading & have a good day! 👋🏻😄
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