#i have been doing chemistry to an extent yes dont worry about it

[ariesbilly]

this got SUPER long so its going under the cut but this is the f*lice rant i was talking about lmao enjoy! (full disclosure i also end up going on a fredsythe rant because i gotta, ok. yall gonna make me sit through this stupid ass storyline when a better one is RIGHT FUCKING THERE so yeah, im mad. fp jones also likes men get over it.)

Sorry but there's literally nothing new inventive shocking or compelling about a storyline where two grown ass straight MARRIED adults are pining over each other because they had some weird romantic connection nearly 30 fucking years ago that may or may not have resulted in a fucking teenage pregnancy that im sure NOBODY wanted like yall really out here wanting me to believe what? alice cheated on her boyfriend and got knocked up by a dude who represented everything she was trying to get away from? and she told hal the kid was fps but never told fp himself? because that makes all of ZERO FUCKING SENSE! even if they wanted to throw out “well alice and hal were broken up at the time” its still SO out of character for alice like i know she had her wild child serpent days but its not something she looks back on with fondness so why the HELL does anyone think its a good idea to set her up with the fucking LEADER of the entire GANG are you all sniffing glue?? and then theyre trying to sit here and vilify hal so that we root for alice to hook up with fp in present day? the fuck outta here im not about to sit and cheer on alice’s character regression. first of all yall need to stop getting mad at 17 year old hal for not wanting to be a father and handling this situation poorly he was a TEENAGE BOY i know yall think everyone needs to be pristine angels from birth but thats not how life works and second of all he has every right to be sketched out that his daughter brought forth her long lost brother to fill in the void polly left, especially when the first time hal sees chic hes fucking BLEEDING after being attacked for god knows what reason in hals mind like... im team hal on this one he’s the only one with some self preservation alice and betty about to get themselves killed i s2g all these dumb ass decisions are being made, which in itself is bad enough, but to make it so obvious that this is all being done to eventually prop up a ship that is the very definition of fan service, is beyond ridiculous and terrible writing. like i get it. madchen and skeet are hot and have chemistry (which...btw....literally all the parents have insane chemistry with each other but no focus on the boring obvious straight pairing i guess but oh do not worry i have more to say on that later) i get it. but what is the purpose of that if you cant write an interesting story? and dont get me started on how shoehorned this recent ~connection~ is like yes i admit in s1 i got vibes from them (which, stay on this blog for 5 minutes and you will soon realize i can romantically/sexually connect pretty much any pairing amongst the parents because, like i said, they all have insane chemistry and they all say weird shit to each other). but i cannot believe yall sat here and thought the whole sexual frustration comment after fp got out of prison or the “leave him” exchange felt authentic??? like is it me? am i the one in the twilight zone? somebody help me out here. alice and fp in s1 couldnt stand each other and now shes all joking about his sex life ?? fp almost started a huge fight during that dinner with her and hal and the kids and yet im supposed to believe he’s been pining after her all these years?? like maybe id have an easier time believing this shit if i hadnt seen how he interacts with fred (oh yes. we’re going there because im tired of this HETERO NONSENSE GOING ON ALL THE TIME IN TELEVISION WHEN THEYVE LITERALLY SET UP BETTER OPPORTUNITIES FOR SAME SEX RELATIONSHIPS IM IN A MOOD SO WE’RE GOING ALL OUT) but to close off this part of my rant (oh and i didnt even touch upon how gross itd be for betty and jughead to share a sibling lmfao but that should be self explanatory): there is literally no conceivable way for this shit to go down and not make me lose respect for alice (fp i can give a slight pass to on the front of he and his wife being separate, but even then if he goes after alice while she’s still with hal....you done fucked up). first of all, going after your daughters boyfriends/ex boyfriends father is weird. second of all, if chic is in fact hals son, then they need to work on bringing the family together. hal is not a lost cause. chic is creepy as hell if anything i can see him pulling some shit that brings betty hal and alice closer together but no that makes too much sense so the writers probably wont do that! so theyre either gonna continue to push hal out so that itll be “acceptable” for alice to run to fp, or hal has to literally just fucking die and then what? alice goes to fp in her time of grief? im gonna throw up. 

and now on to the gay shit

im supposed to compare f*lice and fredsythe scenes and come out thinking alice was the one he was in love with? bitch WHERE? fp has a sordid past with both alice and fred for different reasons. we dont know the full extent of what happened with alice (if anything but for the sake of predictability that i know to expect from a cw show, lets say they do) but given how they interact with each other we can assume it was bad. and we all know fred and fps history and how dark that got for fp (like i literally wrote up a whole thing about it if you want a link i’ll send it to you) and yet no matter the past, fp had probably his most lightest moment of the show with fred. he was willing to drop everything and help fred and soon as he asked (which, btw, fred didnt even ask for help. fp knew he was in trouble and that was it. thats all he needed and he was there for fred). THAT is love, ok. THAT is a relationship worth delving into beyond 2 friggen episodes in season 1. And yes this same storyline thats been given to f*lice with this whole adultery nonsense, but with fp and Fred, would actually be interesting because two gay kids in the early 90s actually have a valid reason for not being together and not ending up together. and then you add on that fps from the south side and fred the north, and that makes things even more complicated for them because then you can have a whole scenario of fp thinking hes not good enough for fred and ending things because of his own insecurities, his way of trying to push fred towards a better life... like THAT makes sense. even if fred and fp were never a thing and you just went with fp being in love with his best friend all these years and he could never have him (which still makes sense because i mean come on, freds casanova ways in high school with the ladies? fp sitting on the sidelines trying to be a supportive best friend but dying on the inside, never telling fred how he feels?) not to mention like half the serpents are gay as hell and there would be such a great story to tell for why all these gay south side kids end up in the same gang under fps wing, because he’s making up for his own shitty upbringing, he wants these kids to know someones looking out for them like...if the writers need plots and backstory I can give you them for free it really didn't take a lot of brainpower but no by all means tell me how the two ~straight~ kids who grew up on the same side of town under virtually the same circumstances, one of whom wanted NOTHING MORE THAN TO SHED HER SERPENT IMAGE AND CREATE A BETTER LIFE FOR HERSELF, and the other who keeps going on about wanting to put his family back together, had such a tragic backstory and its not just a blatant midlife crisis on both their ends. please. by all means. enlighten me. 😒

#i hate bad tv writing lmao like bruh... #BISEXUAL FP JONES BEING IN LOVE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND FOR DECADES MAKES MORE SENSE THAN STRAIGHT FP JONES CHASING AFTER A MARRIED WOMAN #THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TEDTALK ! #bewareoftrips #kxvinkeller #i know you guys wanted the rant lol

[bluebeetle]

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RULES: ANSWER THESE 85 STATEMENTS AND TAG 20 PEOPLE

THE LAST

1. DRINK: Orange juice cuz we havent gotten groceries in awhile and ive consumed all like 5 bottles of apple juice so its all thats left ghfhghf 2. PHONE CALL: my grandma  3. TEXT MESSAGE: My coworker  4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: technically that new taylor swift song but that was to mock the music video, for real listening was Starboy by the Weeknd.  5. TIME YOU CRIED: possibly last night i dont remember. recently. 6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: >implying i date. (no) 7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: nope 8. BEEN CHEATED ON: no 9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: lol yeah  10. BEEN DEPRESSED: yes. today. 11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: no i avoid alcohol bc anxiety of getting addicted lmao

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. pale green 13. pale pink. 14. burgundy 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: probably??? yeah i think so! some cool people at work and mutuals on here. not close friends or anything but its a start. 16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: nah son 17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: yeah doesnt help i cry easily. 18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: my friend’s GF trashtalks me at work. shes coworkers with my older brother AND my mother :) 19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: id like to think so! 20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: to an extent yeah.....i guess. 21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: nah

GENERAL

22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: all but one! theyre mostly friends, school friends, family, or friends from conventions except Connor who ive known for 7 years but never met irl yet. i send him a letter when i can tho!! 23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: ive got two cats, maddy and maya, and id die for em 24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: sometimes. people spell it wrong all the time, even my own dad does tht,  and its associated with a celeberity and a Type of Cliche basically lol. i was almost named Zoe its a cute name. 25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: study for university exams lol. went out for dinner with family prior to that. my friend got me pokemon black and black 2 tho so dont worry.  26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: 10 or 11? i couldnt sleep last night. 27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: trying to sleep, failing, and reading JJBA fanfics. 28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: for my shirts i ordered online to finally come in this week!!!! or for the new pokemon game 29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: a half hour ago when she went o bed 31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW:  coco jambo - mr president, and hold onto your heart - Man Man (kinda going back and forth as each ends ghghf) 32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: ummmmm probably but i dont remember. 33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: why ive been so Anxious and shit lately, family needing to be LOUD all the time. 34. MOST VISITED WEBSITE: tumblr, youtube, pokefarm. 35. HAIR COLOUR: medium brown 36. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: long? it goes passed my shoulders but i need to get it cut.  37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE:  maybe?? still trying to figure some shit out. 38. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: my eyes a cute girl liked them once, my face in general in good photos lol, my hips, my hair, my moles 39. PIERCINGS: none im awful with pain. 40. BLOOD TYPE: no idea. i do blood tests for a chronic illness i have but never bothered to ask 41. NICKNAME: britt 42. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single. 43. ZODIAC: ares 44. PRONOUNS: she/her, they/them 45. FAVOURITE TV SHOW: bnha, justice league cartoon, daredevil if that counts 46. TATTOOS: none yet 47. RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: right. 48. SURGERY: dental surgery but thats it.  50. SPORT: not a sport person. best i can do is sprinting and even then :// 51. VACATION: id love to return to london, paris, and rome or go to japan!!! 52. PAIR OF TRAINERS: i assume something to do with shoes um... idk i have a pair of pink ones but i mostly wear the red ones i hve. i usually get bright colours so people can find me. 

MORE GENERAL

53. EATING: yogurt 54. DRINKING: nothing 55. I’M ABOUT TO: go to bed 56. WAITING FOR: jjba part 5 to be announced, school to start, work hours to start 57. WANT: to be able to sleep at night thanks... to do well in school 58. GET MARRIED: at some point, thatd be nice yeah..... 59. CAREER: something in the science field, with chemistry or biology. 60. HUGS OR KISSES: both r good but im more of a hug person. Its Warm. 61. LIPS OR EYES: hmmmm eyes theyre pretty and cute. fun to draw. 62. SHORTER OR TALLER: i dont rly care tbh 63. OLDER OR YOUNGER: prefer close to my age but probably a lil younger bc ill feel less intimidated lol (but like, not a minor) 64. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: TUMMIES!!!!!! 65. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship. 66. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: hesitant. blame anxiety. sometimes impulsive tho.

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. KISSED A STRANGER: no. 68. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: no.. 69. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: oh god yes.  70. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: kinda..... in a bad way.  71. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: no. 72. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: maybe? 73. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: yeah.

74. BEEN ARRESTED: no. 75. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: yes, recently. 76. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: yeah. 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. YOURSELF: jguhghhg maybe. sometimes.  78. MIRACLES: yes 79. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: no. infatuation maybe, but real love takes time. 80. SANTA CLAUS: im not 8.

81. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: eh each to their own. i dont care??? sure i guess.

82. ANGELS: no.

OTHER:

84. EYE COLOUR: green 85. FAVOURITE MOVIE: how to train your dragon, definitely.

#tru fax #me #long post

[maknaekink]

coffee or tea?

this is written for my yugyeom slut buddy @ifnt-nwh

also for myself. because yugyeom. seriously. STAY IN YOUR LANE (or not i dont mind we can both fit on my bed).

Words: 1,261

Rating: F for fucking cute ass fucking yugyeom

Summary: You’ve been spending a majority of your time recently studying for your finals in a cute coffee shop down the street. Half because you find it peaceful, and half because you really like looking at the owner’s grandson. You really, really, really like looking at his face. Like a lot. One day, clumsy ol’ cutie with a nice butt spills coffee on your perfected chemistry notes. What’s he gonna do to make it up to you?

The first time you went to Cafe Rio, you fell in love. Although it was small and tucked away from most of humanity, it was still bustling to an extent. You knew immediately this was going to be your new study spot. Quiet, great coffee and the old lady who owned it was literally your new best friend. Hyun Jin was a sweet lady who worried about you like you were her granddaughter. She constantly commented on how you were looking thin, how you were too pretty to be single and how she thought you should meet her grandson, who was ‘really really handsome”.

You got used to her behavior after the first three months, learning to laugh off her consistent attempts to set you up with her grandson. You knew ‘really really handsome’ was old people speak for ‘he has an okay face, but a great personality’.

You began to frequent the cafe everyday. Whether it was for a quick cup of coffee before school or an intense study session before prelims, you made a beeline for the tiny cafe two blocks away from your house.

Then. Then the handsome grandson decided to make an appearance six months into your stay at Cafe Rio. And boy, was Hyun Jin wrong about him. He was fucking hot. Like hotter than the flames that danced around your throne in hell. Tall, lanky and in desperate need of a break from his school schedule, you watched him waltz into the coffee shop, jaw agape.

“Halmeoni!” He grinned widely at his grandmother, who abandoned her conversation with you to greet her grandson with a warm hug.

“Gyeomie! What are you doing here? I thought we were having dinner on Thursday with your parents and your brother.”

“I need a favor...” He paused for a second when he finally noticed you, thank god you had managed to close your mouth and were busy staring at your cup of coffee, contemplating life.

“Oh, Yugyeom, this is Y/N. She’s a regular here.”

“Hello.” He said politely, bowing slightly. You blushed and returned the gesture with a quiet reply.

“So what do you need, sweetie?”

“A job. Just for the holidays and the weekends. I need somewhere to get away from stress. And you know how much I love this place.”

“Of course, darling, you can work here as long as you need.”

“Thanks, halmeoni.” He hugged her tight and moved to the back of the shop to start.

“I told you he was handsome.”

You spat your coffee out on the table.

“Refill?” He offered to you, causing you to look up from your laptop.

“Yes please!” You gave him your mug before returning to clicking away at your keyboard.

“What are you doing anyway? You have been in that position for the past three hours.”

“Creative writing task. I have to write an alternative ending to my favorite book.”

“Sounds interesting.” He glances around to make sure that all the customers were attended to before plopping next to you, “Do you think I could read it?”

You gulped as you noticed his overwhelmingly close presence next to you, “Um, sure?”

He leaned closer, causing your heart to beat faster.

You spent the next hour and a half conversing with him, before the door to the cafe opened, signaled by the bell ringing.

“Yo, yo gyeomie!”A tall blonde boy and his equally tall friend bounded into the small cafe.

“Jackson-hyung! Mark-hyung! What are you doing here?”

“We came to see you hard at work and to visit Hyun Jin.” Mark grinned and waved at the old lady, who disappeared to the kitchen to make their drinks.

“Who’s you extremely pretty friend?”

You blushed at his comment.

“This is Y/N.”

“Oh! This is Y/N.” Jackson smirked at his dongsaeng.

“What?” You tilted your head in confusion.

“Halmeoni talks about you a lot!” Yugyeom said quickly before glaring at his hyung, “I think your coffee is ready, hyung, better get going.”

“Alright, have fun you two.” Jackson cackled as he walked out of the shop with Mark.

Yes. C’mon short, tight shirt. Give me a glimpse. Yes. Yes. Yes. You thought to yourself as you observed the tall boy in an apron reaching to grab the sugar from the high cupboard. You sipped your Americano and sighed, deciding that your study break had been long enough. You placed your cup down and continued to read your bible of the day. Your chemistry textbook. Equilibrium constants were a pain in the ass, but alas, you had to press on.

“Gyeomie, go around refilling. I think-” Hyun Jin’s order suddenly became hushed, and Yugyeom’s ears turned bright pink before he set off to follow through the task set. You, of course, made no notice of it.

“So, chemistry hu-AH!” Yugyeom yelped as the cover for the coffee jug fell off, causing ice coffee to spill everywhere. Everywhere meaning your perfected chemistry notes.

“AH!” You scramble to save them, but alas, there was no salvation.

“Shit! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! I’m sorry.” He repeated as he started to wipe up the mess he made.

“Omo! Gyeomie!” Hyun Jin exclaimed as she watched from afar.

“My notes...” You placed your head in your hands. It took you three hours to write them.

“Y/N! I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to I swear! I just wanted to refill your mug and then-”

You held your hand up, halting his sentence.

“When I go home in an hour, you are coming with me, and you are going to re-write everything for me. Understood?” You said through clenched teeth.

“Deal! Of course! I’m so sorry, Y/N.” He bowed his head in embarrassment as he walked away defeated.

“You can’t even ask a girl out properly.” Hyun Jin smacked her grandson on the head.

An hour into re-writing your notes, Yugyeom’s stomach growls loudly. He was hungry and frustrated that he had yet to make a move on you. His phone was blowing up with notifications from his hyungs, telling him to grow a pair and just kiss you, but he had muted the group, wanting to find the perfect moment. Maybe he would be able to come up with a plan after eating.

“Take out?” He asked stretching, which allowed you to catch a glimpse of his waist and stop breathing for a couple of seconds, “My treat!”

“Sure.” You smiled brightly, “Pizza?”

“Chicken and Pizza?”

You laughed and nodded. An hour later, Yugyeom was stuffing his face with pizza and chicken, momentarily forgetting that he was in the presence of another person.

“Gyeomie,” You chuckled, “You’ve got sauce on your face.”

“Whaerh?” He said, mouth full of chicken.

He swallowed before asking again.

“Here.” You leaned over and wiped the corner of his mouth with your thumb.

His eyes went wide with the intimate gesture before smirking, finally coming up with a way to make a move on you. You sat down quickly, heartbeat speeding up.

He then dipped a finger in the chicken sauce and wiped it on your lips.

“Gyeomie-ah! What are you doi-” He cut you off with his lips placed on yours.

It was your turn to go wide-eyed. He pulled away, grinning like the Cheshire Cat.

“Sorry, jagi, you had something on your face.” He licked his lips, “I think there’s a bit left.”

You pulled the sauce away from him as he reached out to dip his fingers in them again.

“Just kiss me babo.”

#yugyeom #got7 scenarios #got7 yugyeom #yugyeom scenarios #yugyeom fluff #got7 fluff