#i dread him coming anywhere near me bc im incapable of being normal about it and i look for him up and down the aisles when i havent

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by the way i saw mullet at work today and it was very sad for me dont pine from afar its terrible it is like being afflicted with some kind of disease

#i dread him coming anywhere near me bc im incapable of being normal about it and i look for him up and down the aisles when i havent #seen him for a while 🥲 #when i start coughing up flowers then you will know #i couldnt eat anything at break and when i started getting hungry midway through the 2nd half. i day dreamed. That he would notice and #bring me a smuggled snack. That is the level of down bad we are operating at here folks. #ugh #take me out back and shoot me for the love of god.