#i do admittedly occasionally dabble in bugeet shipping so you can see where this might end up going

[duckapus]

(the Crew plus some of the side characters are putting on a show of some kind, but some kind of crisis happens that almost everyone is needed for, and for some reason they can't just explain what's going on to the audience)

SMG4: *points at Kaizo and Whimpu* You guys get in there and stall until we get back.

Whimpu: Us? Together?

4: Why not? You're roommates, aren't you?

Kaizo: There's a big difference between sharing an apartment and sharing a stage! We don't even have an act!

4: I'm sure you'll think of something, now I gotta go! *drives off in his forklift*

Whimpu: ...well, shit.

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Audience: *beginning to get unruly*

Whimpu: *whispers* Kaizo, what are we going to do? That sort of adventure usually lasts at least ten minutes. We've got to think of something!

Kaizo: Ehhh.... Wait a minute! I've got an idea!

Kaizo: *holds up a hand with a sock on it*

Audience:

"Mr. Sock:" Hello, folks! I'm Mister.. Sock. Hey! Who turned out the lights?

Kaizo: *draws a pair of dot eyes on Mr. Sock with a marker*

Mr. Sock: Thanks!

Audience:

Random Audience Member: You stink!

Mr. Sock: Well, that wasn't very nice!

Whimpu: *puts up his own hastily made sock puppet next to Mr. Sock*

Mr. The Sock: Well, technically we are socks.

Mr. Sock: Hey Mister...the Sock! What are you doing here?

Mr. The Sock: Just...looking!

Mr. Sock: For what?

Mr. The Sock: My Solemate!

Both: *laugh exaggeratedly*

Same Audience Member: You both stink!

Whimpu: ...I think we have to take it up a notch.

Kaizo: *discards Mr. Sock and dims the lights*

*both of them suddenly appear under spotlights in full black tuxedos, complete with top hats and canes, and as the music plays they start moving around the stage and each other in ways that can't possibly not be choreographed*

Both: *singing* We look in hats, long tails and spats!

When we hit the town together, baby we know where it's ats.

Whimpu: *speaking* You're pluralizing at?

Kaizo: Who's the professional musician here, brain boy?

(cut to the main action for a while, then back to the theater)

Both: If I were dangling from a ledge, he'd surely save me with a wedgie,

Whimpu: I am smart, perhaps a bit refined,

Kaizo: And I'm a bit more edgy, cause we're,

Both: Frenemies! We like disliking one another, yes we're

Frenemies! He's like my, least favorite brother!

(scene change again)

Whimpu: *writing out a chemical formula on one of those flipping chalkboards* I like complex calculations,

Kaizo: *walks up and flips that thang hard enough to smack Whimpu across the stage* I like physical confrontations,

Both: *Whimpu pulls out a diagram depicting a rhinoceros and bird with their features* We both have our roles, this is a symbiotic relation *awkward pause as they realize the full thing doesn't rhyme or fit the melody* ship

*music starts back up and we're at the final chorus*

Cause we're, Frenemies! We like disliking one another,

Yes we're, Frenemies! He's like my, least favorite brother!

You and I, we're not enemies or friends, we're just

Frenemies! 'till the eeeeeeeend!

(immediately as they end the last note and the audience starts clapping the actual Plot comes crashing in behind them)

#smg4 #incorrect quotes #phineas and ferb #smg4 whimpu #kaizo koorumaniru #kaizo is not good at improv #i do admittedly occasionally dabble in bugeet shipping so you can see where this might end up going #these two would have had such a hilarious dynamic if they'd been relevant at the same time #technically both saiko's rivals but for EXTREMELY different reasons