#i didn't fall back asleep immediately and even factoring getting distracted on phone not normally the type to be on the toilet for 45 min

[acelessthan3]

"What are you looking for? Hey, stop, what, are you looking for? Your keys?"

*looks around for a few seconds then remembers hearing them jangle as they hit the floor last night when spouse got home from work, woke me up to give me kisses and then went to the bathroom to jerk off*

"Here. Bathroom on the floor, half under the towel at the edge of the tub."

#marital bliss #she won't deny it but will be appalled at the level of detail i can recall half awake at 2:30am #acelessthan3 #i didn't fall back asleep immediately and even factoring getting distracted on phone not normally the type to be on the toilet for 45 min #plus I've gotten up having to pee and walked in on it so there's precedence #now if only i could convince her to just slap my face with her dick to wake me up and let me take care of it #tmi