acelessthan3

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humans need a glowing weak spot other than the prostate

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I hope that my friends know me well enough to know I would never typo "whole" as "hole" and that if left off the w it's because I'm gay

#gay #hole

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#seriously if you can't make at least an educated guess you're not trying #and if you're so linguistically blind it's might as well be gibberish to you there's image translation on your phone

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shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

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Do you ever wake up horny and think.. yeah, I just know I'm going to be horny all day

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reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

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#i...

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#got me like

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Wanna get coffee and go on a walk but Tim has Allergies so we're considering Mall Walking to avoid the Outside

#pollen #we might also just make him mask up if we're outside

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enough with the wind pollination. stop releasing your microgametophytes into the air like some kind of fucking chump. grow up. either form a mutualistic relationship with some animals like the rest of us or go back to proper alternation of generations with water-mediated fertilization like a real plant

#co-signed all us vertebrate lung breathers

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When you've been up since before 7am on your day off

#acelessthan3 #gay stoner #queer 420 #cannabis

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Surprise I own clothes

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Hi tumblr it’s been a min since I’ve posted here hehe

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Fuck it. Your world is actually a demiplane some wizard fucking forgot about and it just kind of did its own thing.

#i too would have preferred anonymous hatemail