#i created an alt acc just because ik she'd do something

[miraculousbohemian]

storytime- so me and my cousin loooove shitposting in any form, she's more boomer/millenial shitposting and i'm the genz central. So ofc we both went like "we're seeing barbie right?"

Like 3 days ago she texts me "so when can you go, i gotta ask the gc" i didn't know about that fact so i checked with my mom and dad, whose jobs kinda cross in the summer, and they said "yeah sunday maybe"

And ok so a little insight, back like a month, my friends were like "haha just tell your mom and dad you won't go to your grandmas" like bitch. no. "boohoo so what, just stay home" do you want me to get grounded for the rest of my life you stupid fuck. So I'm still pissed bout that.

AAAAND back to the main story ; so i say to the gc, "yeah sunday works for me" and these 2 motherfuckers start going like "shit i gotta go dig up potatoes" or "yeah i can't but from 7-8 pm i can"

LIKE WHAT. THE FIRST TIME THIS SUMMER I WANNA GO OUT AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE AND THEY GO "HAH NAH"???

#plus they always say 'well we didn't know if you'd wanna hang out with us“ #like bitch you're my friends ofc i wanna #fr my blood and flesh stays winning #stan my cousin fr #also i sent the riskiest text to my ex-bsf and idk i don't wanna log back onto my first pinterest acc #yeah im that dramatic #i created an alt acc just because ik she'd do something #she's a devil and i already danced the tango #...damn that was something #anyway I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED #barbie