#i cannot be trusted .

[naomistares]

good morning, oh... what... minor spelling error... in soup comic..... should i kms

#maybe if i don't say what word #ppl won't notice #i need to just start copy pasting the words #i cannot be trusted #:(

[intosnarkness]

roommate: so what the fuck were you watching earlier? me: shadow and bone. don't worry about it. roommate: did they do it? did they put the bones in the shadows? me: they threw kylo ren off the boat and the monsters were like "dibs" roommate: good me: but there's a season two so he and monsters did a slow fashion walk out of the darkness roommate: like, to lady gaga? me: he was vogueing, the monsters were beatboxing, it was a a whole thing. roommate: I'm really glad that could happen for you.

#he has lived with me long enough #to know that if he asks me what happens in a media property #i will make up a musical number and a sex scene #if he is very unlucky #both at the same time #i cannot be trusted #my favorite thing in the world is fake spoilers

[ninedigitninja]

Okay so I went into my third play through of Baldur's Gate 3 saying "I will not romance Astarion" over and over like a mantra and I'm sure you can figure out where this is going. I was all for romanacing Karlach but as soon as the opportunity to bed Astarion came up I didn't even hesitate. The pale elf has a hold on me and I'm not sure I want to explore the reasons why.

#baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate 3 #the pale elf #astarion #i cannot be trusted

[musicalchaos07]

To quote one Joyce Byers, "I don't know where my boy is"

#this is in no way meant to be good #I just miss him #y'all should've taken photoshop away after the dorito boy incident #I cannot be trusted #ORIGINALLY this was supposed to be the nemo meme #but then I found this 1996 lifetime movie starring the dad from boy meets world #SO #I had to do it #jonathan byers #stranger things #night blogging

[voicesnthebreez]

#dangerous #first time #animation #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #will there be fic? #possibly #either way #im being smoted for this #someone take my art tablet #i cannot be trusted

[mothmothwoth]

another lore stream another day of drawing for like 5 hours straight to get fanart out while it’s still relevant,,

#qsmp #qsmp liveblog #Someone help my bad decision making skills #I cannot be trusted #Liveblog #internetvoid

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Just realised I can purchase my own sword for like £50

I am not responsible enough for this information

#I cannot be trusted #People will get hurt #Most likely me #Or who ever walks in while I'm pretending I'm inigo montoya #Or link

[nottheweirdest]

Online shopping when you're a kid with grownup money: a saga

Me: *child like gasp* I want it!!

Also me: No, you already have enough toys

Me: But I want it so baddddddd 😭

Also me: You just spent $750 in vet bills. No.

Me: But I neeeeeeeed it

Also me: You don't need it. You need dopamine. Go for a walk.

Me: *Anger buys the item anyway because I tried to tell myself what to do*

Me: *feels guilty less than 24 hours later*

*repeat*

#actually adhd #impulse shopping woes #grownup money kid brain #was it yet another Shadow the Hedgehog plus? #yes #yes it was #someone take my credit card away #I cannot be trusted #sth #shadow the hedgehog #neurospicy problems

[sh4d0w-gl]

Someone take away my ability to spend

#newtz natters #I CANNOT BE TRUSTED #THAT IS 24 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS LOOKING BACK AT ME #IT WAS WORTH IT #BUT OMG LMAO #Anyways #I bought good ol #orwell 1984 #and I also bought sun and moon from security breach 😭😭 #like the autistic FNAF freak that I am #I love em sm #sun and moon fnaf #EEE

[reejindeed]

If I ever met Kid I would ask him where he got his pants from. Them bitches ugly, but BY GOD do I NEED THEM 😌😌

I think if I ever met Kid I would simply Leave

#i dunno man just feels like a bad idea #i cannot be trusted #asks #text post

[joz-yyh]

This originally was going to be an outfit swap, but then I realized the boys would probably hate that so I put them in plain medieval tunics instead. I may have taken some artistic liberties with Tardif in regards to his short ponytail (he did say he wanted a pony) and making him partially blind in one eye (there’s also something else, but I’ll let you find out what it is for yourself).

I also considered the possibility of Damian being an albino.

#my art #darkest dungeon #tardif #damian #flagellant #bounty hunter #dd bounty hunter #dd flagellant #bounty hunter x flagellant #dd tardif #dd damian #my darkest dungeon art #ya'll should probably take these two away from me #i cannot be trusted #psst #the surprise isn't the undereye tattoo #but a little lower #my bhxf art #bh x flag #flaghunter #darkest dungeon tardif #darkest dungeon bounty hunter #darkest dungeon damian #darkest dungeon flagellant

[fitgothgirl]

I think I need to make a rule that I really can never buy stuff like fruit snacks, Fruit Roll Ups, Gushers, Fruit by the Foot, etc. Any of that shit is like fucking crack to me and I cannot control myself at all if I have it in the house. I can have other treats/desserts in the house without being like that, and I believe most indulgent stuff can be had in moderation and doesn’t need to be “ruled out,” but those really are my kryptonite lol. I can’t not inhale them.

#if i was somehow offered a singular pack 'out in the wild' lol then sure #but I. CANNOT. BUY. THEM. #i cannot be trusted #maybe like on my birthday i can buy myself a box with the awareness that i will be consuming the entire thing in a day lol #otherwise i gotta put a stop to this #mine

[oatmilk-whore]

recently became reobsessed with the kim kardashian game and this time i am an adult and have adult money i can spend on it so now i get all the cool clothes

#someone take my money away from me #i cannot be trusted #kim kardashian has so much of my money now #kay stop talking

[daezedglownut]

I'm already writing this Jasper goes to Hotto fanfic 🤣

Everyone else is going too, because I already had an idea like this I wanted to explore~ 👀

#i cannot be trusted #indignus can come too

[diabhalin]

that i can buy an 800g tub of rhubarb and custard sweets for £6 is why i should be committed to the psych ward

#i cannot be trusted

[hasthedarkspicythoughts]

I wish someone would give me rules 🖤

#i cannot be trusted #to care for myself #pls be my brain