#i am so fucking shfhagdgdgheyftdhrvdgehfgfagrhhe

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Flirted With My Crush Again Today, and it turns out i'm GOOD at it

we were talking about how his (male) roommate recently kissed a guy, and he (my crush) was rly hyped up about it bc he's not that used to queerness but he thinks it's rly cool that people can be themselves and do what they want. he then jokingly told our other male coworker that they should go and kiss so his roommate won't be "winning". i said that to really win this "competition" he should kiss a guy and then also kiss me so he'd be winning by having kissed a nonbinary person too, to which the other previously mentioned coworker said that that was the pickup line of the century.

my crush then said that he won't be able to get any sleep tonight thinking about that pickup line as well as the time i called him handsome (which means he's been thinking about it!!??)

anyway so

#kicking screaming crying giggling twirling my hair #AAAAAAAA #mimmimmummum #i turned off reblogs bc i felt a bit weird telling the story with this many specifics (tho i did skip some) #i mean no one ever reblogs these anyway but you know #i am LOSING it fellas #ahdgsgdhsvdhvevrhdhsgagdghfhdhdgfhdhffafshdhfh #like now it was Acknowledged that i'm flirting with him 😳 #we were all very much joking but both my coworkers said i'm good at flirting #i am so fucking shfhagdgdgheyftdhrvdgehfgfagrhhe #please god i need to talk about this to people i need to scream #i need to lie in bed on my stomach kicking my legs in the air twirling my hair and talking on a pink phone to my friends #SCREAMING GUYS I AM TELLING YOU I AM SCREAMING #internally #if he doesn't at some point develop a crush on me i swear to god #it isn't fair if it's just me crushing by myself #aaaaaaaaaaaAa #eg posts