#i am not enthusiastic about netflix narnia

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Narnia media I would rather have than a Netflix adaptation of the series

Buddy cop movie starring Bree and Hwin as the overconfident/over-cautious cops, respectively

Rom com about Cor and Aravis. I’m thinking When Harry Met Sally vibes.

Sports movie about Corin fighting the Lapsed Bear of Stormness, complete with a training montage

A Rogers and Hammerstein-style musical about the Golden Age starring Lucy as the young, soprano ingenue. Edmund is the sensible bass-baritone and Peter is a tenor with a Gordon MacRae kind of voice. Susan gets a ballet number.

The life of Caspian as an epic tragedy equal parts Shakespeare and King Arthur. The scene where he confronts Drinian after Rilian goes missing will make you WEEP.

A lush 2D animated short depicting the creation of Narnia, the last sea in VDT, and/or night falling on Narnia. No words, just beautiful music and incredible hand-drawn animation.

A documentary about literally anything narrated by Puddleglum

A black and white, 30s-style swashbuckler starring Reepicheep

War movie about Digory’s WW1 service, with not-so-subtle parallels to Lewis’s own life.

Workplace mockumentary sitcom about a bunch of random gnomes working under the Lady of the Green Kirtle in the Underland

Polly’s excellent adventure around postwar Europe. Kind of a road trip feel. She wears some awesome 20s dresses, runs into Hemmingway at one point, and ends up publishing her first novel at the end.

A police procedural set during/after The Magician’s Nephew where some poor, beleaguered detective tries to figure out what was going on the day Jadis was in London. He interviews the Ketterleys’ housemaid at some point. He never actually gets any answers.

A melodramatic soap opera about Lasaraleen’s life in Tashbaan

A movie about the fall of Charn. Dark and atmospheric, with beautiful sets that loom over the actors. Should end right when Jadis says the deplorable word.  

Something set Experiment House where Jill and Eustace showing their classmates how to live like Narnians. Very similar in tone to Dead Poet’s Society.

Political drama about Lord Bern cleaning up the Lone Islands in the years after Gumpus is ousted. Sort of an Aaron Sorkin feel. 

Sitcom about Frank and Helen trying to figure out the whole ruling thing while the newly-created Narnians continue to be kinda clueless about things

#narnia #pontifications and creations #i am not enthusiastic about netflix narnia #i would be extremely enthusiastic about any one of these #hire me please

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you can do it all, why not? here's me sending the ask and kindly request you to answer all the ship questions 😂😂

omg! yes yes yes! thank you, sky!!

okay, so this is going to be a mix of all the fandoms i am in. as you all know, i am a ships enthusiast so get ready! let's do this!

1. first ship you remember

takeru/hikari from digimon. they were my otp before i even knew what shipping is. also, they awakened my love for the pink/green combination. the ending still makes me so bitter (who isn’t bitter about it...)!

2. your newest ship

gojo and marin from my dress up darling!! they’re so cute omg!! i love them so much!! i cannot. i can’t wait for them to get together, but at the same time, let the pining continue!!

3. favourite ship ever

...is this question even legal. um. there is not such thing as “favorite ship ever”??? don’t make me choose. legit, i’m not going to choose. sorry. THERE ARE TOO MANY.

4. favourite m/f ship

my default answer has always been ariadne/arthur from inception. but is it still? 

5. favourite m/m ship

casey/rj from power rangers jungle fury. i really want casey for myself but for some reason this ship made me feel things??? i read a smutty fic of them once, and the flames in my heart soared.

6. favourite f/f ship

gia/emma from power rangers megaforce/super megaforce. they’re gay. they’re absolutely gay. i love emma/orion but emma is gay. especially gia.

7. most innocent ship

bridge/syd from power rangers spd! they are so cute.

8. most fluffy ship

charlie/harper from set it up, and matt/jenna from 13 going on 30!! they’re the cutest <3 and like, i don’t see anything wrong with them at all.

9. most angsty ship

james and juliet from lost. ‘nuff said.

10. most smutty ship

let’s go and watch netflix, there’s plenty of there.

11. ship that you would never have wanted in canon but like in fanworks

arthur/eames from inception. do not count the poly ship! this is arthur/eames alone. i do not want them together at all, but their fanworks??? so pretty!!

12. character that you can only imagine in one ship

pretty much all the characters in my ships. i mostly go “no, they belong to them!”. i refuse to see most of my characters in ships that are not my ships.

13. most shippable character

i’m not too sure about this one but i see sansa stark from game of thrones, omg. i’m a huge sansa/jamie fan but i can also see sansa/theon and sansa/jon. i used to like sansa/petyr but i realized the error of my ways. i also like sansa/tyrion but more as friends. i also like dany/sansa!!

14. character that you can’t imagine in any ship

oliver wood from harry potter. and also peter pevensie from the chronicles of narnia. why? well. you know.

15. favourite poly ship

arthur/ariadne/eames from inception. i have read so many fics of them that i cannot even see them without each other. i will always love arthur/ariadne alone, and eames/robert, but this poly ship is just...wow. i also like that idea that their son takes after arthur, and their daughter takes after eames.

16. characters that you kinda ship but prefer as brotp

mmm gilgamesh/thena from marvel. i love their relationship. like, i want one. and i know some people ship them romantically but i’ve always brotp-ed them. but seeing gifs and finally watching the movie, i can see where they’re coming from. and it is cute, i admit, but i see them more as a brotp.

17. characters that you ship and can’t imagine to be friends

mulder/scully from the x-files. have you seen them?? omg you will see what i’m talking about.

18. guilty pleasure ship

zeke/celestia from my book angel rogue...for reasons.

19. ship that you never expected to ship.

ichigo/orihime from bleach. tbh i really thought i’d ship ichigo/rukia but here we are.

20. ship that you liked but don’t anymore

oliver/katie from harry potter. i loved reading stories of them before for some reason. but now that i realize oliver isn’t too shippable, and my new found love for george/katie back then.

21. ship that one day you were thinking of and thought “wait, when I started shipping it?”

steve/natasha from marvel! i know i found them cute in the avengers, especially in their first scene, but like...how did it escalate so big???? i was just looking for loki and clint but then i got romangers!!!

22. ship that you immediately fall in love with after one scene despite not considering it before.

same as #21 (copy pasted): steve/natasha from marvel! i know i found them cute in the avengers, especially in their first scene, but like...how did it escalate so big???? i was just looking for loki and clint but then i got romangers!!!11

23. poly ship that you ship despite not shipping some of the characters in it outside of poly ship.

same answer as #15 (copy pasted): arthur/ariadne/eames from inception. i have read so many fics of them that i cannot even see them without each other. i will always love arthur/ariadne alone, and eames/robert, but this poly ship is just...wow. i also like that idea that their son takes after arthur, and their daughter takes after eames.

24. biggest notp

i have many. absolutely many. but when i saw this question the first time my thought went straight to sora/yamato from digimon. like...no. i cannot stand it. it just does’t seem right. don’t ask me to explain. do not. because. just because.

25. favourite foe yay ship

all my enemies-to-lovers ships.

26. characters that you like in every dynamic (lovers, friends, enemies)

dean/jo from supernatural! more as lovers but i don’t mind them as just friends either. maybe not enemies enemies, but their banter is mini-banter is beautiful.

27. ship that you expected to ship before reading/watching franchise and you do

ron/hermione from harry potter most definitely. i’ve heard a lot about them before i watched/read hp (i think my first time to watch was 3rd grade? and my reading was 2nd year hs?). but even before that i already knew romione would be the one.

28.  ship that you expected to ship before reading/watching franchise and you don’t

ah! there was one, there was one. wait, let me try to remember. ugh, i cannot remember it. but there was one! one is clark/lexa from the 100, but i know there was one that i really thought i’d ship but i didn’t!! oh, another one i thought of is sam/ruby from supernatural.

29. favourite crossover ship

anzai from devils line and mai taniyama from ghost hunt <3 i dunno, i just think it’d be cute!

30. favourite canon ship

i will take advantage of all my ships that are canon so all my canon ships!!

31. favourite non-canon ship

sadly...way too many. i cry so very much.

32. favourite ship for hurt-comfort

i really like clint and laura/bobbi from marvel. again, i’m not sure if laura and bobbi are actually the same person but i just love reading hurt/comfort stuff for them.

33. ship that you ship in one installment of franchise but not in other (for example in movie, but not in the book this movie is based on)

finnick and johanna from the hunger games, i like them in the movies but not in the books. i just didn’t like annie in the movies.

34. ship that you never expected to ship when you were younger but here you are

huh...i can’t really think of any right now, tbh. i don’t think i never expected to ship something when i was young. i’m pretty sure most of the ships i like atm are not unexpected?? i think?

35. ship that you have kinda love/hate relationship with

daniel/daisy from marvel. i like them, they’re cute, but i super ship daisy with *ahem* ward (do not blame me! they did such a good thing in s1!!!).

36. characters that you can’t decide if you prefer as ship or brotp

fitzsimmons from marvel. i do like them as a ship but at the same time i only see them as a brotp?? but yes, i know they’re married.

omg this was so hard but i loved it so much!!! thank you!!

send me a number and a fandom (or just a number!)

#ahhh omg this was so hard but i loved it!!! #i feel like this was very tricky #especially since i have more than one most of the time #but i did it!!! #woooh! #again!! #earlgreymon #type: eve answers