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anemoarchonhoe · 2 years

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Thinking about sagau again and just had to stop and consider something.

Which has lead me to give an ask (i was planning to ask something else but this has to come first) because my mind won't shut up. I wanna share this brainrot because it's been in my head for quite some time 🤓 it's nerd time

So like... Y'all are saying that.. the creator, who is a person living on earth in the 21st century, gets transported to Teyvat that has it's medical knowledge lagging a few centuries from ours?

Won't that be dangerous for them in a way tho? Cuz like--

Bacteria evolves with respect to our bodies defenses. And not just that, we're literally carrying at least over 380 trillion viruses in our bodies (10 times the bacteria that resides in us), with at least four that triggered pandemics with high mortality rate. Of course, because our immune system are prepared to defend our body (also by the help of vaccines) these viruses won't harm us, but that doesn't mean they're erased from our bodies.. they're still there.

Seeing as Teyvat citizens are not vaccinated in a few of our diseases and may not be immune to them, (and assuming reader just got vaccinated) they could get corona.

Or measles...

Heck, let's count off viruses and diseases (that comes to mind) that could kill almost everyone once they get in contact with reader:

Chicken pox

Influenza A

Mumps (from the paramyxovirus)

Diphtheria (from Corynebacterium diphtheriae bacteria)

Corona

Measles

I think some of the diseases listed above won't have heavy/fatal effects on healthy adults, but could infect a child. But who knows right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And Hepatitis wouldn't spread to cause a pandemic because it's passed through saliva- oh who am I kidding. A few acolytes might have licked the reader's spoon at least once.

AND ALSO IMAGINE IN THE IMPOSTER AU

What if reader was a survivor of the Ebola Virus? The reader doesn't have any long term infection (like blindness) caused by the virus because they were treated immediately before it got serious.

Reader is in Teyvat branded as a criminal and is being chased. During the chase, reader is forced to get in contact with some peeps, which also will get in contact with their families or other peeps...

...give them at least two weeks then boom- 38%ish of the nation's population is bleeding and dying and no one knows why.

The reason why I'm leaning towards the imposter au is because imagine the despair (and maybe angst) the people will feel when they discover that the imposter was legit and that they're being punished for hurting the creator. Hahahahah Teyvat wouldn't even do anything to avenge us, just letting everything go down without trying lol.

OMFG I'M SO HAPPY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT THIS.

Like in Bubu Pharmacy, they only have medicinal herbs to cure their diseases??? Like it doesn't matter if those herbs have divine properties (source: Shenhe, bartender dialogue) or whatever, it's still just HERBS.

IT CAN'T CURE SERIOUS INFECTIOUS DISEASES LIKE CORONA.

BET COMMUNITY QUARANTINE (for medical reasons) AND VACCINES ARE STILL FOREIGN CONCEPTS. Like maybe individual quarantine, but an entire city closing itself off from other nations? Inazuma would riot because it's the Sakoku Decree all over again. Liyue would riot because what about their businesses? Mondstadt would riot because it's the city of freedom and they're being restricted!!!

So, Your Honor, they're all going to die. And we be eating pizza as Teyvat goes down.

Now that we're talking about this, Teyvat technology confuses me in the way that they're behind BUT ALSO kinda advanced(???) because of alchemy. How do these lamps in the middle of nowhere even works? Afaik, they don't use electricity and there are no wires connected to them or whatever. Do they use some sort of pyro stone inside the lamp? How do Mondstadt, Liyue, and Inazuma sewer systems work? How do they take baths? Like do they have faucets or do they only rely on wells? I'm so curious!!!

They're all so reliant on the power of the elements. There are bombs (Klee), so where are the guns? Why do only the Fatui have those cool ass shit? They have scholars in Sumeru, why not study deactivated Ruin Guards and learn how to make actual missiles?? Also I want to kiss Cloud Retainer's Guizhong Ballista. When will they ever invent bicycles? But I do understand that horses are cooler than bicycles or motorcycles as a mode of transport.

STILL, I NEED ANSWERS.

#ventus.answers #genshin impact sagau #genshin sagau #cult au #genshin!cult #genshin cult au #sagau

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doki-doki-glitch-club · 2 years

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Welcome!

Howdy to the four people that are going to see this! Welcome to this blog I made purely out of brainrot!

Basically, this is going to be like- every other DDLC blog you’ve ever seen that has a storyline that’s full of cool art and has a decent story. So, let’s get some questions out of the way right now.

What is this about?: Basically, my brain went “Wow what if DDLC mixed with Learning with Pibby? Wouldn’t that be cool? And then I decided to make it. No, nobody will meet Pibby, but it’s basically if the DDLC game accidentally came in contact with the virus that’s infecting Pibby’s world, essentially infecting theirs, which leaves the club to survive the apocalypse

How often will there be posts?: For now, there might not be much since I still need to design some of the characters, but once I get that out of the way there’s most likely going to be a post every Saturday. However, I have school and a job, so that could easily change, be warned. I will try to keep things consistent though, and if anything comes up I’ll post and keep you updated

Secret messages?: Absolutely! (It’s a DDLC related thing we’re talking about here, secret messages are a must) For the first few posts there most likely won’t be anything, but once things start kicking up then make sure to keep your eyes peeled! And, since I’m nice (And since I’ll feel bad if people really struggle trying to figure out these dumb messages) I’ll make a list of how some of the secrets will be portrayed:

LIST: Binary Code, Vigenere Cipher, Caesar Cipher, Morse Code

NOTE: Some of the puzzles may need more than one cipher to get the full thing, so be aware if you put something in and only get a garbled mess in response, it probably needs to be put through another one too

While the secrets aren’t going to be exactly in your face all the time, I’m not going to be mean and make you look for a very specific pixel that will tell you a single part of a ten part puzzle, so most of the secrets won’t be too hard to figure out.

Anything important to know?: This is a DDLC related thing, so I want people to be warned that topics from the game will be brought up (suicide, sh, abuse) and mentioned. There will also be really distorted characters, (since y’know, Pibby glitches) death, some gore (nothing really detailed or really really gruesome, but blood will be here a lot haha) and anything else that will be tagged/warned of in advance. Please take cautions of these.

Anyways, once this comes into full swing, ya’ll better be ready for a ride of your life! Good luck.

#doki doki literature club #dokidokiliteratureclub #pibby #learning with pibby #crossoverau #crossover au #i'm sorry this is in the universe now #ddlcpibby

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