#humans are just talentless elves who don’t drink bottles of you

[the-great-gullon-incident]

What if the bottles of youth the elves regularly drink are actually the thing keeping them immortal.

#and possibly why they all have blue eyes #like the elixir effects them in a way that makes every elf born have blue eyes #humans are just talentless elves who don’t drink bottles of you #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc headcannons #kotlc worldbuilding