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i feel like Unraveled is going to end exactly where stellarlune chapter 36 ends. something like "he awoke a few hours later to pounding on the door, and stumbled from the blankets cursing whatever it was this time. but when he pulled it open, his breath caught. soaked through, tangled blonde hair plastered to the anxious crease in her brow, those warm brown eyes that'd haunted him so fiercely wide open, she shone in a way his memories could never do justice.

'Foster?'"

and scene. you following?

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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trying to figure out how many of us there are on here

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Eleanor Wright who’s been secretly alive this whole time.

what’s your craziest, most definitely-not-going-to-happen theory for who’s under the hood. i’m talking completely-bollocks-never-gonna-happen-completely-impossible-but-you’d-love-to-see-it ideas only.

i’ll go first: caprise redek

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I think about this a lot lol

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HOW HOW HOW WAS TIMKIN'S AND VIKA'S MARRIAGE LABELED A GOOD MATCH AND NO ONE QUESTIONED IT SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME IM LOSING MY MIND

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guys if this gets 5k notes by the end of July (after pride, after artfight) I'll redraw and redevelop my old kotlc star wars au from back when I hated Fitz Vacker. Yes, it's that old.

rules:

Up to 10 comments at a time per person (at least roughly a few hours in between). Sorry guys, but if you want to spam this you have to spend your daily post limit reblogs. (:

If I don't end up doing this, don't worry, I'll feel just as guilty as you are disappointed

Other than that not much :P you're lucky I don't know how to turn off comments lol

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Fitz being a bad friend:

- “Like you could tell with your mom?”

- eavesdropping in Keefe’s mind after he explicitly said only sophie was allowed to look

- assuming that Keefe would have been with the people who kidnapped and tortured Wylie after he joined the neverseen

Keefe being a bad friend:

- “I can’t imagine any of the perfect Vackers being traitors”

- healing center scene in unlocked where fitz is attempting to be a good friend and Keefe’s narration is villainizing him for it

- “wouldn’t happen to have any unresolved feelings for anyone in this room, would you?”

But yeah their friendship definitely fell apart because of the love triangle, shipping was absolutely what came between them—

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i can’t love you how you want me to

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Lady Zillah by @solreefs

Note! Definition of a sexywoman:

According to the sexywomanpedia, a sexywoman is "a character who shows the 'lanky suitman villain' tropes, is popular with wlw, and/or is highly divisive." Some factors to consider are morality (or lack thereof), overall mysteriousness, and strength (physical or abilitywise.)

Propaganda:

Lady Zillah:

"she’s rightfully angry, she’s got color changing eyes, she believes in the power of darkness in a world that reveres light. what can’t she do." @solreefs

Luzia Vacker: None

Want to submit propaganda? Do so here and it will be added in the next round!

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memory loss au???

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i dont care shannon you still have not convinced me that keefe wouldnt love the human world

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You ever think about Fitz post-Exile when Alden is healed and the initial like relief and joy of their reunion is wearing off and it finally hits Fitz the extent of what his father did to Prentice and how awful it was, and Fitz has to come to terms with the fact that his father, who he loves, who he is so so grateful to have back in his life, did something completely horrific and Fitz can never be okay with that but he still has to live with it because that's his dad

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you could theoretically read the series in the order 8.5, 9.5, 9 instead of 8.5, 9, 9.5 because books 9 and 9.5 take place parallel to each other but also sophie and keefe never interact between them so hypothetically there should be no difference (and no spoilers either way).

another thing you could theoretically do is alternate between reading books 9 and 9.5. a chapter here, a chapter there. it would be like reading a longer version of unlocked, with the povs alternating between sophie and keefe.

in fact, in theory, there could be a possibility of even less spoilers if you read it 8.5, 9.5, 9. for example, if vespera makes an appearance in unraveled, and you didn't know she would die yet, it could be a really cool way to see her last minute and have an extra layer about her before her death. whereas if vespera makes an appearance in unraveled and you already know she's going to die, it feels a little more empty. not completely meaningless, but like. kinda empty. like if vespera hints at a larger plan or something in unraveled and you didn't know she was going to die, you'd be super excited to see this plan shake out, but now that we know she's going to die something like that wouldn't hit as hard.

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the kotlc fandom's favorite words are "pressured" and "rushed"

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i was reminded about the Songs and i genuinely think that Quan is a flasher or a charger because it was mentioned before he opened the door there was a bright flash of light

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I think in unraveled Keefe should end up in a small nowhere town with a population of 200. Enough of Keefe In The Big City™️ have Keefe end up in Jemez Springs, New Mexico and bond with Ernst the squash farmer recently divorced from his second cousin Cassy(things get awkward at family dinners), have Keefe tell the people stories of elves and they think he’s a hoot and a holler(or insane). KEEFE RIDING A TRACTOR.