#hqc cannoli luvies

[writeiolite]

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your limited edition fullmetal alchemist canned bread 😟

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

And you know what? Im gonna say it. I dont care that you broke your elbow!

#remles #hqc cannoli luvies #party llamas #souljas #how many names do we have... #underground farmer remy #horse girl remy #makes me eat grass and moo remy #sadly: moo #starrysamu #inquire iolite

[seijoh]

AHHH I'M CRYING YOUR COMMENTS WERE SO SWEET OMG ToT I'm so glad you liked them! I really thought long and hard on who would be great for you! I felt so bad that they took so long but you reaction was definitely worth the time I put into them uwu

OMG YES OFC AKJSGKJSAG IM REALLY GLAD I ASKED FOR IT AND THAT U DID THIS EVENT AAAAA frl u opened my eyes to the pastabilities heuhuehe SO THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! u deserve all the kind words and praise :3

#hqc cannoli luvies #inquire iolite #shinsotired

[writeiolite]

hi it's 3 am and i just wanted to remind you that i love u 💜 please sleep and drink water 💐🌈

GO SLEEEPPPPP omg i love you tam i am!! i’ve had lots of water and eating pho rn :3 cant wait for vc foolishness when u wake upppp mwah

#tamcitrus #inquire iolite #hqc cannoli luvies

[writeiolite]

HELLO?!!2’wo I DIDNT GET A NOTIF FOR THIS SO IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN I OPEN UP THIS CURSE..... OH MY GOD....

#REMEMBER WHEN I TEXTED U THIS #WITH NO CONTEXT #AND DIDNT RMR TYPING IT #IM LITERALLY CRYING WHY DID UPU SEND THISSSS #IM LAUGHING SO HARD #hqc cannoli luvies #starrysamu #inquire iolite

[writeiolite]

hi miss io, i was just wondering what u thought an io x oikawa relationship would be like bc u didn’t include that in ur self ships and i’m upset bc i must know who i’m competing with

IM CACKLING AMAMWMW ur competing with the king <#

IOKAWA — oikawa tooru

it’s just WTF U! :3 ty for coming 2 my ted talk!

the two of us whine or speak in baby voices like the two uglies we are. everyone repeatedly tells us to shut up because we’re at a fancy restaurant and we’re being too obnoxious but by the time we stop some white family 2 tables over hates us. we joke about it when we get home: “haha that was a good one” then sit in silence for a majority of the night because being a baby is socially exhausting. he suddenly brings up what our kids might look like and i jokingly threaten to leave bc i cant afford a manicure, let alone a baby. he agrees, much to my chagrin, but says he’ll take care of us both <#

bonus: we try grocery delivery once (1nce) and cant seem to stop no matter how damaging it is to our wallets. constantly browsing for shopping coupons in our brand name pajamas in the evenings. i don’t think we should have money

#oikawa headcanon #haikyuu headcanon #oikawa #haikyuu #imagine iolite #dayolite #hqc cannoli luvies #am i GAY? #wateringlily #inquire iolite

[writeiolite]

Him better be CCU-

i’m so glad i made this meme specifically for moments like these <#

#:ohhell: #hqc cannoli luvies #vventure #inquire iolite

[writeiolite]

i am here (again)! :DD this time i would like to know if you know where can i get a captain ri? if you know, let's get one for each :D

HENLO :D we will have to crash land in north korea i suppose.... we need one captain ri, one captain levi, one captain benimaru, and one captain byakuya!! im starting to see a trend here... LMFAOO WHAT IS IT ABOUT MEN WHO ARE CAPTAINS......

#hqc cannoli luvies #tam i am #inquire iolite #tamcitrus #io vs kdramas #io vs cloy

[writeiolite]

that wasn't a chart it was a venn diagram with two full circles (?) No context but i love u :3

GO AHEAD TAM FILL IT OUT !! I JUST WENT THROUGH VOICE GEN FOR THIS IM CRUINGJWJSKAKA

no context needed i knew EXACTLY what u were talking abt and i love that and u :”) :3 :*

@starrysamu ur not allowed to forget this :333

#tag urself im ‘other destructive’ #remy and i rly tried to come up with words #hqc cannoli luvies #tamcitrus #inquire iolite

[writeiolite]

yes

Dragon Cocque

you get free funeral services wheelchair privileges every time, and that's a great price!

PLEASe-.... why would u even need a wheelchair? u think ur leaving???? sweetie just stay in bed <# there’s no need to get up when breakfast, lunch, and dinner are served straight to u via dragon cocque :3

#hqc cannoli luvies #io’s 우주 💛 #sumeshi-t #inquire iolite

[writeiolite]

go back to sleep

no! `>:3` nyah

#hqc cannoli luvies #kingkags #inquire iolite

[writeiolite]

hi madame 🥺 i’m hope your chewsday morning is going well. i wanted to ask what your love languages were (if you’ve take that test). also, if you had to get a tattoo rn, what would you get? like you /haveeeee/ to!!! oki back to work i go gbai mwah

annyeong, RM here! KSNDJDJDJJS HAPPY “WEDNESDAY” FROM UR FAV ILLITERATE <# HAVE A GOOD DAY AT WORK BUBBIE ♡ ♡ ♡

i actually had to take the quiz just now to answer this LOL. which was surprisingly difficult for me to finish bc i don't express love/affection much anyway ㅎㅎㅎ 

but i think that’s pretty accurate?? LOL IT SEEMS SO BORING BUT I DON’T DO GIFTS OR PRAISE N STUFF, IM JUST HERE TO HANG OUT AND DO STUFF WITH MY LOVED ONES AND THEN FORGET TO RESPOND FOR 5 MONTHS <#

and i would get another pinkie tattoo of the hearts hongjoong drew for me at fansigns (which are also for the Polished Man!!)!! i forgot to tell him that i tattoo his hearts so he drew a REALLY huge heart one day LMFAO... idk how that’s gonna work

HAVE A GOOD DAY MWAHILY

#hqc cannoli luvies #kingkags #inquire iolite #who am io

[writeiolite]

hello? owo hi! :3 do u and cutiepie have a favorite activity???

HENLOOOOOOO HUNNY :3 our fav activity is sitting by the heater :3 LMFAOOO we’re both easily cold so he sits on one side and i sit on the other LOL. what about u n ur kitties?

#hqc cannoli luvies #Certified E-Girl © #inquire iolite #hunnybby

[writeiolite]

I hope......... You know where I am........ And that you come for me..........

u already know... my super fbi tracker says ur at oikawa’s house n i won’t stand for this >:(((

#hqc cannoli luvies #i feel like it should be illegal #goog is gonna get u just u wait #tamcitrus #inquire iolite

[writeiolite]

suga suga suga suga suga suga baby

will the real sugar baby please jump up?!

#hqc cannoli luvies #hunny unnie #omo if only u were my unnie and not my ate.... #IM YELLINGEJNSJAJA #hunnybby #inquire iolite

[writeiolite]

hi madame; happy friyay (even if u don’t answer this on friday)!!! are you a person who likes sunny weather more or rainy weather?? and if you would live anywhere in the world rn, no money limitations, where would you go? BYE ILY

hi hammy happy frydayyyy it’s time for frenchie fries n dairy queen!!!! i was gonna get thai hot curry but now.... might get ice cream..... ANYWAYKDKSNDJQKS ILY MWAH🥺🥺🥺

i like sunny weather bc i can dance outside and do photoshoots and stuff! also when it’s sunny outside, stray cats n dogs n stuff don’t have to worry abt finding a place to hide n i always think abt that and get really sad 😞 so!! sunny!! clear skies!!!! partly cloudy sometimes for shade or breezy or a little cool!!!

and i’d live with u or in seoul! :3 ♡ definitely new york too....BUT SEOUL IS ALWAYS UP THEREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! and living with u ... we already know that would be fun JENDJSKKS

#hqc cannoli luvies #this made me smile :3 #how cute like wtf u couldve just texted me #kingkags #inquire iolite

[seijoh]

hewwo io i would say merry christmas but i forgot that our timezones are p similar SHSSHSHS so happy holidays!! ty for everything and have a great rest of the year <3

OMG THIS IS UR BLOG? LWNWNWK BYE IM :ioliteselfie:

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! thank you for being such an amazing friend risse omg you’ve literally made my life so much brighter 🥺💛I HOPE UR SLEEPING SOON AND MARRYING CHILDE IN THE MORNING ♡ HERES TO ANOTHER GREAT YEAR TOGETHER!!!

#inquire iolite #tremblinghearts #hqc cannoli luvies