Friendly reminder Mr. House is gen alpha and is almost 4 years old now
Do u think he watched Skibidi Toilet
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i hate all FNV mods that restore/add an option to convince Mr. House to broker a truce between himself and the Brotherhood of Steel because it's not just a symptom of a completionist, goopy goblin gamer brain that doesn't want to miss out on any of the CONTENT, but also because Mr. House's inflexibility on his desire to see the Brotherhood of Steel exterminated is such a significant character moment. Because it's a moment where this autocrat who views himself as purely rational, purely objective, and purely motivated by an altruistic desire to protect (what he thinks are) the best interests of humanity is forced to let his mask slip in front of the lackey on which he completely depends. He has zero reasonable rationale to want the Brotherhood destroyed and he knows it, he just hates them, and he hates them just because he thinks that they're just fucking lame. He, personally, finds the cultish medieval technoknight schtick obnoxious enough to justify total obliteration, and the fact that he will not back down on this is supposed to be revealing! It makes sense, too, if you understand how aesthetically driven his vision for the future of Vegas and humanity is and how badly a bunch of LARPers in power armor wandering around outside clashes with that aesthetic (he is, literally, a RETVRN guy, except he wants to "retvrn" to everybody looking like they're going to see the Rat Pack perform in concert). Mr. House's stubbornness on this issue is intentionally frustrating, especially if you're someone who up to this point may have found him otherwise agreeable! The Brotherhood of Steel is also something of a mirror, or a competitor even, to Mr. House's vision of himself as the sole worthy heir to the splendor of pre-war technology and control thereof, but that's actually far less important than the fact that he just hates their pussy
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The new Vegas Tribes having to learn to read, write, do math, and every casino game on earth along with customer service etiquette in the span of like a month or else this gambling Walt Disney Knockoff they’ve never met is going to gun them down with big fuck machines they’ve seen for the first time in their life. Not to mention they have to learn how to tie a tie:
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How its been going so far
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why do you draw Mr.House kinda… 😳
The amount of hours I've spent thinking about this fool is genuinely bananas
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House:
Courier, unplugging him to charge his phone or some shit:,
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ROBERT HOUSE IN FALLOUT (2024)
You're one to talk, Freddy boy. You could lose money running a casino.
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the fact that mr house had to experience OCD in order to become the sole proprietor of the new vegas strip... i cant move
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YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT THE NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER GEOPOLITICAL POWER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT ME. THEN YOU ADD THE LEGION TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE THE 3 WAY AT HOOVER DAM, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE CAESAR'S LEGION KNOW THEY CAN'T BEAT ME AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO GENERAL OLIVER, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT HOOVER DAM. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PER CENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT HOOVER DAM. SEE LEE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT HOOVER DAM.
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