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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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A computer is a type of inefficient space heater that can display pictures of boobs.[1]

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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

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deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

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OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared

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Every few seconds we have to close our eyelids for a moment to keep our eyeballs moist and on paper that's a trivial detail in the grand scheme of our complex biology but if a fake cartoon human never blinks it bothers us so all cartoonists have to add the blinking even though it takes only a frame or two. I just think that's really interesting. If there's aliens and they make cartoons do they have anything like that? Zoblop your characters aren't gloobering, how could you forget to make them gloober, no one wants to watch stiff freaky ungloobering characters, Zoblop you need to go back to space calarts

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its funny cuz people have picked dates that the rapture would happen like hundreds of times over the last five hundred years. every. single. time. nothing happens. i'm genuinely curious about the strange psychological phenomenon that gets people to believe this over and over again.

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they keep todd howard locked in there

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It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

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watching fargo and i am utterly mesmerised by the efficiency and speed with which these criminals have just bundled martin freeman into the boot of the car. truly impressive

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I still have this shirt its almost 25 years old

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botanists in Serbia have just created the fl studios fruit