#hope ur not allergic

[worlddissolvingintoslime]

my @jrwi-art-exchange piece for @whatgeese :3!

+ bonus.......

#angelstone for u!!!!! #🖍 #jrwi #jrwi apotheosis #angelstone #stonesong #really enjoyed getting to work with ur designs i hope you dont mind that i messed withthe colors so much #unfortunately i am allergic to usjng grey #only a little rushed!!!! i may have forgotten i joined until like!!! last week oops! dont even worry about it

[todayisyourturntolose]

been thinking abt this joke for way too long now

#hope ur not allergic to PUSSY #postal #postal dude #postal 3 #ziggy.mp4

[rodolfoparras]

my graves and price brainrot is so bad 😔, I can’t even watch a play-though or play the storyline without my little pea brain getting distracted.

-⚰️

Me yesterday watching price cut scenes that’s like 27 minutes and feeling genuine comfort from it

I took screens too to add onto my ever growing collection😭

#⚰️ anon #missed u anon hope ur eyes are ok! #alec answers #or was it 🌷 anon who had allergic reaction 😭 m sorry my meds are deleting 99 of my memeomries

[r2y9s-notartblog]

evening/night boop! (how are you doing?)

morning boop! (i've lost track of the time whoops!)

I'm doing well! have a cat butt!

#replies #uygfiug #not my cat but he is when i'm there lmaoooo #my friend's cat his name is Witcher! he's very cuddly! #the more allergic to cats you are the more he wants to cuddle with you! #to the chagrin of the friend of said friend who often comes by for video games with us #i uh. may have impulsively submitted an application to a communitiy college. #i haven't taken college classes in 8 years haha #but i was like ok i have a BS in art but what if i got an AS in forensic science huh #wouldn't that be cool #i'm just out here about to start collecting degrees orz #also can i even pay for it? even if it's part time? #financial aid save me #fuck if i'm gonna apply for another damn loan after i just paid my last one off #ANYWAYS got into a new video game and it's eating at my brain but at least i've got some great art inspo coming in #i never stay in a fandom for long which is why i never publish any of my fics bc i'm in a new fandom before i can even finish the fic lmaooo #i hope you're doing well! i think ur classes started up again? #gl and take care of yourself! #take breaks and eat and all that u know how it is

[crescentfool]

just put a one star review on the tumblr app 🤧

#lizzy speaks #ohhh tumblr your core product strategy post wounds me #you can find it on the staff blog #but principle 3 is what rubs me the wrong way... they're going to collapse reblog threads and possibly remove duplicate reblogs?? #my kungpowpenis... the tumblr culture... they're taking it from us... like prev tags... ohh i could dissolve into thin air this instant #ngl id probably end up staying on here anyways bc i have an extreme allergic reaction to using twt but like. why.... #anw! i dont like to air out grievances without giving a call to action so uh #if you dont agree with the post i would suggest going onto your app store and giving tumblr a one star review #also i hope everyone's doing ok!!! thank you all for being kind to each other in tags i always love opening them and seeing nice things #even if things can be shitty sometimes i am wishing everyone a good light at the end of the tunnel. good things will come ur way i believe!

[butchfaith]

i lint rolled the living fuck out of this jumper before i left and i'm still shedding cat hairs all over this train

#apologies to the other passengers i hope ur not allergic

[menelaus-blue]

Trick OR treat?🎃🎃

happy halloween!!!

#i hope ur not allergic to peanuts cause these hit so hard #halloween! #happy halloween

[songofsaraneth]

Trick or Treat?

-From Steve The Skeleton

happy halloween!!! you get: CHOCOLATE ALMOND KIT KATS!

#these r my favorites for real so uh hope ur not allergic to nuts #if u are i guess it is. a trick #replies #trick or treat #halloween #the-chaotic-book-nerd #i mean. i hope steve the skeleton is not allergic #i guess on reflection without soft tissue to inflame they cant have allergies so thats another point for skellytons

[lavenoon]

HI RENEMBER ME??

Happy birthday u Hope today be the best day of your life

And maybe sometime later u will make you an present

HEY HEY!! Hope you're doing better than last time I got an ask from you! 💜

I've been having a great birthday so far, dinner's in the making and then I look forward to a relaxing evening after a pretty chill day! And aaa aaaa!! u dont gotta! ill (positively) die but dont feel pressured fghdjs I am just!! I am just a little flustered guy fhdjs

#answer let luce #bloonmonnie #birthday party time #hope ur doing well! #I love gifts but I am also allergic to having people feel obligated to get me something hfdjs #so only if time and motivation and health allows! #had to add health as I squint at my own kinda stabby feeling wrist oop #dont be me #do your stretches #BEFORE it starts hurting oop

[transgenbur]

happy tuesday 2 all my aros or people who just hate valentines day hope you encounter free chocolate today. or perhaps a small bug

#and if ur allergic 2 chocolate well idk what to tell you. hope u encounter a cat there we go #alex.rambles.txt

[mothslimes]

one thing you can always trust in is that tumblr users are going to be weird about hozier and neil gaiman

#mik talks #tumblr users with they/he pronouns when asked to stop worshipping strange men on the internet #i have nothing for or against both of these men #except that i feel kind of bad that hoziers entire fandom is just actually allergic to the intended meaning of his songs #similar to how mitskis fans just project whatever they want into her songs even when theyre explicitly about something else. like racism #besides the point anyway i just.... i guess u can always trust a tumblr user to have a parasocial relationship with a random man #the more i spend time on this website the more im starting to see strange patterns.......like i got a bit too high....hrmmm... #there is a...man worship here. except for the lesbians all the users here are obsessed with worshipping a particular man #or more than one man. NOT DIRECTED AT MY MUTUALS ILY i mean it in a way of like.... when u interact with so much man-centered #media that u forget that women are deeply complex emotional beings TOO and yes ive seen that happen . #and convince urself every man u meet is really deep and tortured by hashtag misandry and repressing soooo much trauma.... etc #MAN OBSESSION. MAN WORSHIP. DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE SENSE #maybe its because a large chunk of htis websites population is transmasc i guess u do develop an obsession with masculinity #just like some newly out transfems get rlly into female centric anime or other things (no hate i think its awesome) #except here ur in an echo chamber of trans men obsessing over cis men and its like eeeehhhyhhhh u do know women exist too right #might be speaking entirely out my ass here and exposing my own insecurities but berhaps. #part of it is a fear that once you interact on a deeply complex level with women in fictional media you may question your gender identity #again. because so much of modern women lead media is in my experience centered around redefining what it means to be a woman #thats a level of introspection a buncha insecure transmascs who are already triyng to prove themselves as not-women every day #are often not ready to confront themselves with. u clearly define the woman label in ur head and then define urself as outside of it #well thats not really how it works and ur gonna have to accept that some women are going to be just like you. with the same gender feelings #and are still going to identify as women. the only thing that makes ur gender valid is urself unfortunately. #wow this used to be a post about neil gaiman and hozier what happened #anyway yeah stop treating these men like theyre your friends theyre not hope this helps

[violexides]

bruh you might just be allergic to lavender

guys i pinky promise i'm not allergic to lavender 😭 i just have really bad sensory issues

#ides.ask #trust me if i find out i AM allergic i will make sure to inform tumblr dot com #i didn't even know you could be allergic to lavender that's so funny #hope ur doing well anon the phrasing of this ask made me laugh

[ham1lton]

superstar.

pairings: oscar piastri x uni student!reader.

faceclaim: _jannah on ig!

summary: lando knows oscar is hiding something from him. he attempts to go on the hunt but unbeknownst to him, the truth is an open secret. he’s dating you, the incredibly smart, talented child prodigy.

— part five of my 500 followers celebration ♡ —

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liked by oscarpiastri, friend1 and 12,728 others.

yourusername: travelling is cool and all but i miss coming back to pepper. show jumping is my one true love. <3

friend1: babe omg where did you go?

->yourusername: internship in new york! very blessed and the pizzas were incredible.

user56: where is ur bf? miss his comments on ur vlogs.

-> yourusername: he’s working!! hopefully he can rejoin us again soon <3

user1: she’s living the life.

-> user7: being pretty, smart and athletic? that could have been me if bed rotting wasn’t so addictive.

-> user9: me if my mama didn’t perm my hair 😒

user2: oscar… babe 🤨 why are u in her likes…

-> user5: she has good study tips! maybe he’s into that content?

-> user2: girl i think he wanna do a different kind of studying w/ her if u get my drift…..

-> user5: ?? virtual or in person i’m confused…

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liked by yourbffname, logansargeant and 32,838 others.

yourusername: my two weeks off have been very productive as you can see.

yourbffname: omg is that *****

-> yourusername: you don’t have to censor him 😭

-> yourbffname: i don’t like typing men’s names. i’m allergic.

friend1: you look so pretty!!

user2: TWO WEEKS NO Y/N VLOG…. SHAKING FROM WITHDRAWAL…

-> yourusername: i’m coming back next week! <3

oscarpiastri: are you single?

-> yourusername: no.

-> oscarpiastri: damn.. i hope he dies.

-> yourusername: WHAT?!!

user7: not oscar flirting with y/n when she has a bf?

-> user27: he’s a homewrecker ew :/

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liked by landonorris, user76 and 1,288,929 others.

yourusername: date night <3

photo creds — oscarpiastri

user12: not oscar third wheeling? 😭

-> oscarpiastri: use ur critical thinking skills. thanks. 👍🏻

user3: MORE BF VLOGS? 😁

-> yourusername: he said yes 😍‼️

user6: being a gorgeous show jumping debate president who studies at a top ten university on a full scholarship with a hot formula one driver bf? i’m so jealous!!

-> user9: real 😩 living vicariously through her

user90: oscarpiastri have you met pepper the horse yet?

-> oscarpiastri: i have. she loves me.

-> yourusername: only because you bribe her with apples and she loves apples. he classically conditioned her.

logansargeant: NOOOO THE SECRET IS OUT…. lando was going to get me a car next….

landonorris: if i buy you a car yourusername will you tell me all of oscar’s embarrassing stories?

-> yourusername: i am very loyal. i will not sell out so easily…

-> yourusername: but… just for curiosity’s sake. what car?

-> oscarpiastri: NO 😟😰

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[sixxtytoo]

hi james :]

#HNWNWHDHF SOREY ABOUT THIS #i'm like allergic to sending messages i think #i hope ur doing well

[unluckilyimnot]

HIIYA!!!! I hope ur good :D u think u could write abt a bf!Sae who lives in the same house with y/n?They have a cat but Sae and the cat don’t get along too well, like, they only stay in the same place cuz y/n.

sae hates your cat

sae x reader

fluff

m.list || rules

note : sae is a silly goofy man fight me, he argues for nothing and that's such a good idea, i loved it too much. bonus point bc i'm allergic to cat and i make this everyones problem (I love cats)

Requests are open ! <3

Sae never thought he would say that once beside soccer, but he has one enemy, a fatal one, that keeps winning over him, that he never seems to beat : your cat.

One day, you bring home this filthy little hairball and since he was running this place as if he owned it. He doesn’t, nor did Sae ; let’s be honest, that was the only reason he still accepted it.

Sae isn’t a pet lover from the beginning, but he promised he will try because he loves you dearly and he never thought it would be that hard to get along with.. that.

It is.

Everyday is a battle and he knows he can’t tell anything about your cat because you’ll side with the animal instead of him. It drives him crazy.

He can’t move like he wants in his bed, half of the couch is always taken and if not, worse ! He’s laying in your lap and Sae can’t approach you without being hissed at. If you ever feel like teasing him over pouting, take your cat in your lap : great success guaranteed. But be prepared for him to give you some damn silent treatment in return (he’s not as good at it as he used to be, he’s too down bad for you.)

He knows the hate is not one sided, the cat never comes even near him – he doesn’t remember touching him in fact. For the better if you ask him, but Sae still can’t understand why you adopted that damn cat since you’re god damn it allergic ? He hates this creature even more for making you cry all the time.

“Stop staring at him Sae, he didn’t do anything,” you try to ease the situation, very well aware that Sae hates your cat.

“He exists, that's enough for me.” you sigh at his words, not knowing what to do to make it work. You sneeze, four times in a row before cursing underneath your breath. “Yeah, I hate him for that too.” He added while handing you a handkerchief.

“That’s nothing.” you whined but still smiled at him as a thank you.

Sometimes he throws some threat, hoping you won’t hear a thing or when you’re not even home. He still takes care of him when he has to, but he’s never happy about it. “I’m only doing that because she asks me to.” He warns every time he does something for him.

There are still times when he wins a little, which is the night when you can’t breathe and your eyes are burning so much you can’t stop rubbing it he has to force you not to. That’s kinda your ‘take care of yourself’ nights and Sae loves those with all his heart because HE can take care of you. Yes, he will change the bed’s sheets for you while you take a shower. Yes, he will prepare a warm towel for you to put on your eyes. Yes, he will put physiological saline in your eyes for you.

His favorite night, like I said. Also those when the cat is banned from the room, and Sae takes a pervert pleasure in closing the door in front of him.

“Go kick the bucket and leave me alone.” he whispers, begging for you to be already half asleep.

“Sae !”

I hope you liked it ♡

#blue lock #bllk #blue lock x reader #blue lock hc #blue lock headcanons #bllk x reader #sae #sae itoshi #sae fluff #sae x reader #sae hc

[hitomisuzuya]

HIII SUZUUU first time requesting kind nervous lol. For once finally ur requests are open when I'm up 😭 I've been thinking abt scummy scara way too much lately like literally basically imagine just going on a cute date with him only for him to fuck you dumb the second u guys arent in public 🤭🤭🤭

Scaramouche x fem!reader. Scummy Scaramouche. Smut. Edging. Teasing. Degradation. Some date fluff. Reader is hinted in having a metal allergy cause I am allergic to gold jewelry.

Have I said how much I love when requests are worded like this 😳😌 No one should feel nervous requesting from me. 🥺

It was no secret that Scaramouche was a trust fund baby. And the one thing he liked to do with that money is spend it on you. He has to spoil his precious girl, after all.

If there was a cute stuffed animal you looked at for even a second in passing, it was yours. You wanted a book, he bought the whole series for you. You commented on how pretty a piece of expensive jewelry was, he bought it without hesitation. Especially if it was silver. Your skin was finicky about certain metals.

Scaramouche thought silver was prettier, anyways. Not prettier than you. How dare a metal even consider coming close to you.

He always touching you in some way as you walked. An arm around your waist, holding your hand, even sitting down somewhere he had his hand on your thigh. You were taken, damn it, and he needed to make the perfectly clear to anyone who looked.

"Scara, you've spent enough money on me already," You fretted, making him chuckle as he stopped in front of a lingerie boutique in town.

"Nonsense, I insist," Scaramouche replied. Oh yeah, he always insisted. Especially if it meant picking out lingerie for him to rip off later.

God, just picturing how you would look in the lacy black, blue, and purple lingerie to picked out for you was starting to make his cock twitch. "If you need any help, I can come in with you," He said, wishing the changing room door had some kind of keyhole.

"No, Scara, it's okay. I can manage," You said, blushing from how enthusiastic he sounded about helping you put everything on.

That wasn't the point. He needed to see how you looked in them. His imagination was starting to drive him a little crazy. His fingers were shaking with need, and the anticipation of getting his hands on you.

Even the lady behind the counter was starting to give him a stern look. He probably looked something like a dog frothing at the mouth.

With many bags in hand, back you headed with Scaramouche to his dorm. No sooner were you a few steps from it, he was making you drop bags right in the hallway, pushing you against the wall. His hands roamed greedily over your body, biting at your lips as he kissed you.

"Mmmm~," He purred, hooking his fingers through your panties, "you wore the one I hoped you would out of the store." He could hardly wait when you had given him only a price tag to take up to the counter with everything else.

Throwing open his dorm room door, Scaramouche stumbled inside with you, his lips never leaving yours. His hands pawed at your clothes, standing behind you in front of his mirror so he could watch himself remove the lacy purple lingerie. "Purple always looks so pretty on your skin," He kissed and bit at your shoulder as he unhooked your bra, groping your breasts before tugging it off.

Guiding you over to his bed, he pushed you down on it, spreading your legs as he licked a long the inside of your thighs. You squirmed, his spit rolling down the inside of your thighs to soak against the fabric.

"Ha, getting wound already. What a needy slut you are," He purred excitedly, hastily tugging your panties off. His eyes drank in your form spread out before him, just as hastily taking off his clothes. "Can't wait for me to fuck you dumb on my cock, hm?"

You whimpered, grinding needily against him as he pressed the tip of his aching cock on your clit. It sounded so fucking sweet to him that he had to hear it over and over again.

Scaramouche groaned every time he heard you whimper, relentlessly teasing the tip of his cock against your entrance. The way you squirmed on desperation, your walls fluttering and clenching around it was a drool worthy sight to him. His mouth said as much, drool dripping down onto your chest.

"Scara, please, put your cock all the way in me. I can't take much more," You pleaded, reaching down to grasp his cock to try and urge it inside of you. "Cum inside of me."

That sent him feral. Folding your body, and throwing your legs over his shoulder, his slid his cock slowly inside of you. Groaning, he cursed when his cock rested against your sweet spot. Pulling out to the tip, he slowly pushed himself back inside so he could feel your walls clench tight around his cock as he bottomed out again.

Every thrust made you see stars, your eyes rolling closed. Wrapping your arms around him, you clung to him. Scaramouche was determined for the entire campus to hear how good he was fucking you.

"Fuck, look at me when you cum, slut," Scaramouche hissed, pounding himself inside of you, his entire body quivering, his cock throbbing with his approaching orgasm.

Your eyes snapped open, tears welling in them as his lips captured yours to swallow your moans. He bit at your lips, pulling away when your legs started to tremble in pleasure.

"Scream it, whore. Who's fucking you this good, hm?" Scaramouche pushed your legs farther up towards your head, his husky moans only rose in octave as he drove he cock deeper inside of you.

"Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Scaramouche!" The way you chanted his name like mantra, your release flooding around his cock made him cum suddenly inside of you. He left his cock resting deep into your sweet spot, his warm cum ribboning inside of you. You felt every throb of his cock.

Panting, Scaramouche pulled out of you after a few long minutes of feverishly fucking his cum back inside of you. Rolling off of you, he latched one of his lips around your nipple, sucking on it as he scooped some of his cum onto his fingers.

Your back arched off the bed, gasping when he rubbed and hooked his fingers over your sweet spot. You still hadn't entirely come down from your orgasm.

Scaramouche only wanted to continue to make his precious girl feel as good you made him feel. By cumming again all over his fingers.

#genshin impact #genshin smut #fem!reader #genshin imagines #scaramouche #scummy scara #scaramouche smut #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x y/n #scaramouche x you #scaramouche imagines #yandere scaramouche #modern au