#hook handed man asoue

[lachrymoselesbian]

Like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head. also why is the image so blurry

#very fascinating dialogues #asoue #fernald widdershins #fernald asoue #asoue fernald #a series of unfortunate events #ASOUE hook handed man #hook handed man ASOUE #hook handed man #the hook handed man

[croquel]

nov 14 - firestarter(s)

im sorry sunny i promise you were not a blob 5 seconds ago. to anyone with this on their dash who hasn't read asoue... there is valuable context missing don't worry about it

#uh yeah if i can give the show credit for anything #they handled the sunny fernald dynamic in a really entertaining way #asoue #fernald widdershins #hook-handed man #sunny baudelaire #snicket #croque art #very intentionally

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

I stan protective big brother Fernald.

#I recently binged this show and I LOVE Fernald and Fiona’s relationship. #Yeah his fondness for Sunny is great #But I can’t get enough of the unconditional love he has for his sister #asoue #asoue netflix #a series of unfortunate events #a series of unfortunate events series #the hook handed man #fernald widdershins #Fernald a series of unfortunate events #fernald asoue #fiona asoue #fiona widdershins #Fernald and Fiona widdershins #count olaf #Usman Ally #netflix

[afterthegreatunknown]

hector never held fernald as fully responsible for the anwhistle aquatic fire + gregor's death. hector understands that as a child (teenager by fernald's insistence), fernald was manipulated into being an accomplice of being the way into anwhistle aquatic, and his role got out of control very quickly due to the failures of the adults (his stepfather, his mother) who were suppose to keep fernald out of it.

but the fact remains by the present itself, fernald is not the kid who was manipulated into being an accessory to crime. fernald is a former criminal feared due to his sharp hooks who took pride in his 'work', like kidnapping and murder and arson. fernald willingly ruined and made lives miserable. lives like the baudelaires and the quagmires.

while fernald is now retired from being a criminal, wanting to start anew with his sister (and stepfather, but that's a touchy thing fernald denies due to the complications of their relationship) by double-crossing the firestarters and olaf...

it doesn't forgive fernald's past crimes. his crimes aren't forgotten, nor forgiven, and the quagmires make that very clear, especially duncan and isadora. the three 'accepted' that while fernald is their travel companion (as well as his sister and his stepfather), they are also under no obligation to be polite and civil to him. they don't even call fernald by his name; just the name they know him by.

the quagmires are all passive-aggressive to fernald; quigley is more passive than aggressive, being 'cold' and willing to ignore fernald, but does attempt small talk when fiona and widdershins are around. duncan and isadora are more aggressive than passive; they glare at him at random, tells fernald to shut up if he's trying to take part in a conversation with any of them, as well as occasionally poking him up with sticks they found (which is an improvement compare to beating him up with sticks).

hector knows he should get the quagmires, especially duncan and isadora, to stop. to prevent an escalation that would likely have fiona and widdershins upset and angry and worry for fernald. to keep the tensions of the group at low as possible, hector needs to get the quagmires to tame their rightful dislike for fernald.

but hector knows that he can't. if hector tries hard enough, he can recall the boy that watches hector and widdershins (even before the man was fernald's stepfather) and others in their activities, making comments that occasionally get on their nerves or a laugh. hector can recall the boy who would curse and look embarrass, before getting told he's free to curse as long as his mother or little kids aren't present. hector can faintly recall fond memories of fernald the boy.

and that's why hector can't stop the quagmires. hector can only recall, and not even completely. fernald the boy is a distant memory to hector. fernald the boy in a way, no longer exist.

the fernald who hector knows now is just the hook-handed man.

#ramblings #hector #hector asoue #fernald #hook handed man #quagmire triplets #they're here more as a group than individual characters #headcanons #book verse #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #i suddenly had the urge to write my thoughts of hector and fernald's relationship. more on hector's side than fernald #hector pities and holds sympathy for fernald the boy but fernald the man...there is almost none for him #hector would throw hands at fernald but the quagmires are doing a good job taking out their rightful anger at fernald #hector watching fernald getting poke by duncan and isadora with sticks they found: suffer the consequences hook handed man

[dragon1d]

These two walked

So these two could run (the world)

#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #count olaf #fernald asoue #hook handed man #count olaf x fernald #stobotnik #sonic movie 2 #sonic movie #sonic the hedgehog #agent stone #aban stone #dr robotnik #ivo robotnik

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

evolution babey!!!

#🤡.txt #my art #digital art #redraw #hook handed man #the hook handed man #ASOUE #a series of unfortunate events #fernald widdershins #fiona widdershins

[beachedsandcastles]

original malewife

#hooky #fernald widdershins #hook handed man #fernald #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #malewife #sen rambles

[jarlsthegreat]

How I Imagine the First Meeting of All the Hench people Went Down

Olaf: Okay troupe, gather round!

Everyone comes over.

Olaf: Take a knee.

Everyone kneels.

Olaf: Let's see what we've got here, two boys, two girls and whatever you are (gestures to Orlando). No obvious talent, none of you attractive. (Points at Fernald) What's your name?

Fernald: Fernald.

Olaf: Fernald?! I'm never going to remember that. (Points at Phil) What about you?

Phil: Phil.

Olaf: Yeah, these names are impossible. You know what, I'm just gonna call everyone Jennifer. Now Jennifer, any pre-existing injuries I should know about?

Maude and Mildred: No.

Fernald: I get stomachaches.

Phil: Not really.

Orlando: What does pre-existing mean?

Olaf: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Jennifers, I was talking to Jennifer.

Orlando: Which Jennifer?

Olaf: Okay, I'm obviously gonna have to dumb it down for you guys. (Points to Phil) You're Jennifer 1, (Points to Maude and Mildred) You're Jennifer- wait no, you're Jennifer 1, (Points to Phil) you're Jennifer 2, (Points to Orlando) you're Jennifer 3, (Points to Fernald), and you're... I was gonna say Jennifer 4, but you don't look like a Jennifer 4, so you're gonna be Jennifer 3, (Points to Orlando) and you're gonna be... Fernald.

Fernald: But that's my actual name won't that get confusing?

Olaf (Completely Ignoring Him): Now everyone get onstage!

This is from the Loony Toons Show.

Pale Faced Sisters: Maude and Mildred

Henchperson: Orlando

Bald Man: Phil

#asoue #count olaf #henchperson of indeterminate gender #fernald widdershins #hook handed man #The Bald Man #Pale Faced Sisters

[queenie-blackthorn]

WHY ARE YOU SO COOL

moving on,

Favourite series of unfortunate events character?

AWW <33 everyone says that but i dont get it 😭😭 i simply have decent taste and i read / watch everything i possibly can

this is hardd, but prolly fernald (hook handed man) i like his character arc :)

#ty for the ask <3 #asoue #hook handed man #fernald widdershins

[ocean-comet]

there he is! my special little man! my scrungly baby!

#i do not take criticism #hook handed man #hookie #i hate myself #poem #asoue netflix #asoue

[badlydrawndrawnings]

Even More ASOUE Characters (Still The Adults)

And the Beatles Songs I Can't Help But Associate Them With, Part Two.

Montgomery 'Monty' Montgomery, Penny Lane (~Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs/Of every head he's had the pleasure to know/And all the people that come and go/Stop and say, "Hello"~)

Josephine Anwhistle, Octopus's Garden (~We would be so happy you and me/No one there to tell us what to do/I'd like to be under the sea/In an octopus' garden with you~)

Isaac 'Ike' Anwhistle, Here Comes the Sun (~Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces/Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here~)

Gregor Anwhistle, Strawberry Fields Forever (~Let me take you down/'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields/Nothing is real/And nothing to get hung about/Strawberry Fields Forever~)

Hector, Blackbird (~Blackbird singing in the dead of night/Take these broken wings and learn to fly/All your life/You were only waiting for this moment to arise~)

Madame Lulu, Tomorrow Never Knows (~Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream/It is not dying, it is not dying/Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void/It is shining, it is shining~)

Olivia Caliban, I'm Only Sleeping (~Keeping an eye on the world going by my window/Taking my time/Lying there and staring at the ceiling/Waiting for a sleepy feeling~)

R the Duchess of Winnipeg, Boys^ as cover by The Beatles [~My girl says when I kiss her lips/Get a thrill through her fingertips] + I Want to Hold Your Hand* (~Oh please, say to me/You'll let me be your man/And please, say to me/You'll let me hold your hand/You'll let me hold your hand/I want to hold your hand~)

^Originally a song by The Shirelles about how a girl feels about boys, I picked the cover version for R because given the irony about a man (Ringo, who sings the cover) singing about boys, I feel there's more irony by associating the cover with R, an implied canon lesbian, by changing the context of the cover: a woman who loves women 'singing' about the boys her lover dated/kissed before.

*Given that a cover version of I Want to Hold Your Hand appears in the movie Across the Universe (2007) with change of context being about a female's singer unrequited love for her female friend who is straight, I couldn't help myself but associate the song with R.

Captain Widdershins, The Fool on the Hill (~Day after day/Alone on a hill/The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still/But nobody wants to know him/They can see that he's just a fool/And he never gives an answer~) + (~But the fool on the hill sees the sun going down/And the eyes in his head see the world spinning 'round~)

Fernald, Hey Jude (~And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain/Don't carry the world upon your shoulders/For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool/By making his world a little colder) + (~Hey Jude, don't make it bad/Take a sad song and make it better/Remember to let her under your skin/Then you'll begin to make it/Better, better, better, better, better, better, oh!~)

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #the beatles #song association #montgomery montgomery #josephine anwhistle #ike anwhistle #gregor anwhistle #hector #hector asoue #madame lulu #olivia caliban #duchess of winnipeg #captain widdershins #fernald #hook handed man #isaac anwhistle #r #this is a text post #and with that the list is done! i wish i gotten to all the adults but oh well

[lachrymoselesbian]

these two are t4t by the way.

#if anybody even cares #very fascinating dialogues #fernald asoue #asoue fernald #fernald widdershins #the hook handed man #hook handed man #asoue hook handed man #hook handed man asoue #henchperson of indeterminate gender #asoue #a series of unfortunate quotes #not sure what their ship name is

[all-de-fandoms]

Hook Handed Man my beloved

#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #hook handed man #fernald #fernald asoue

[croquel]

every character in this series owns a trench coat

anyway he is casually so funny and i like him very much. he isn't evil he's just saaaadddd 💔 :-(((((((((((

#asoue #fernald widdershins #hook-handed man #croque art #snicket

[afterthegreatunknown]

quagmire triplets + hector and the widdershins family and what they do/what happens to them when at the (indoor) shopping center mall in a nearby city (first year of living together when things are mostly calm):

duncan: browse a music store and reorganizes the vinyl records, cassettes, and cds by year release, not band or artist

isadora: goes to the claire’s and buys herself a few pairs of clip-on earrings because she’s not allow to pierce her ears yet

quigley: makes his own hand-drawn map of the mall because he brought his commonplace book with him on in the trip

fiona: gets perfume spray on her whenever walking pass a perfume/make-up kiosk and always enter a sneezing fit as result

fernald: a security guard nearly throws him out and avoids said throwing out after proving himself as non-threatening

hector: complains about how the mexican food offer at the food court isn’t very authentic, but still eats it because he’s hungry

widdershins: constantly stares at the mall’s many fountains as if he’s thinking about taking the coins thrown in there

#quagmire triplets #duncan quagmire #isadora quagmire #quigley quagmire #fiona widdershins #fernald #hook handed man #hector #hector asoue #captain widdershins #book verse #headcanons #(arguably?) #ramblings #randomity things #(note to self: when you check your drafts) #(go ALL the way to the beginning)

[your-fave-is-just-a-lil-guy]

As per your totally-not-a-request, hook-handed man is just a lil guy

Fernald from A Series Of Unfortunate Events is just a little guy!

#YESYE S YES #SO TRUE #he is the skrunkly scrimblo #your fave is #submission #op personally agrees #fernald #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #hook handed man #fernald asoue #asoue spoilers