#honestly i dont use umbrella ever since i graduated grade school

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hi, i have a fun storytime to tell. well its more of a confession that anything, but its still a funny storytime. this all happened today bfrom like 1:50 pm - 2:40 pm cet. so since im an ibaraP with way too much time and money on their hands i decided to spend 225 euros(in total) on his frontline watchdog revive scout. so naturally, what i did was go to the store and buy some gift cards. but just as i stepped out, the rain decided to pour heavily. i turned around to get myself an umbrella just to realize i had locked myself out of my house. well, how did i get in, you might ask? i got in through the terrace in the back by parkouring up there because i remembered that we have a door thats usually open. and that terrace is like two meters(6.5 feet) high. all i had on was a fleece jacket, non-waterproof boots and my newly bought jeans. after like 5 mins of trying to climb up to the terrace i finally made it, went in my room, got myself the house key and forgot to bring an umbrella(the thing i originally went in for) and just walked out. as i walked out of the front door for the second time i remembered "wait but i wanted to bring an umbrella" but said fuck it and just went without one. so after like 30 mins of trial and error i finally arrive where i wanted to, which was the sacred store. im sopping wet and i go to the cashout with my 100 euro giftcard and then i realized that i look fucking insane. so when i left the store, it magically stopped raining and i made my way home by jaywalking(which you can get fined for here in germany) (but it led me to a shortcut) to get home like 1 min faster. and then i gave in all of the money, and turns out i already spent almost 20000 yen(about 150-180 euros) this month so i was only able to buy the 580 dia pack, which gave me an accumulated 1800-ish dia. well, obviously the reason why i went to the store in the first place was because the first part of my scouts didnt aqquire me the funny glasses man card(they were like 60 pulls, i have a video on youtube from today morning lmao) so i paid for "a few " more pulls. and guess what? the funniest part about this story is that i didnt even get ibara, even after all that trial and error. i spent over 75 pulls, 225 euros and a piece of my sanity on this mf just for him to not come home. and listen, i also wish this was a joke. TLDR; yuta goes through hell and back for ibara, spends a total of 225 euros and their sanity to still not get him(after almost 100 pulls)

225 EUROS ?????://&/&:!!/@-@-@:!.!.!/! OH MY GOD I CAN TREAT MYSELF A VACATION WITH THAT MONEY 😭😭 and also ibara’s scout is such a bitch . . . i pulled on the banner yesterday and yuzuru came home. mister yuzuru leave me alone, i want ibara not you. /affectionate. AND DHDGSGAGSGSHHSSHHSA NOT YOU PARKOURING BACK AND FORTH JUST TO GET THE UMBRELLA 😭😭 you experienced being spiderman for 5 minutes, how does it feel? /lh

i hope we get the funny poison glasses man soon, he’s playing hard to get i am going to slap him /affectionate

AND PLS I HOPE THERE’S STILL AN INCH OF YOUR SANITY LEFT NOOOOO WE’RE GOING STRONG FOR IBARA 💪💪💪 WE’LL GET HIM SOON !!!!11!1!!!

#[ my dearest ☆ ] yutanon ! #THIS IS SO FUNNY IM SORRY YUTANON 😭😭😭 #honestly i dont use umbrella ever since i graduated grade school #if im wet #im wet #umbrella is a struggle to me i hate using it #i love soaking myself in the rain ( my textbooks doesnt like it ) #dice.talks