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* / romantic endeavors, few and far between, were always to be PUT ASIDE for the platonic and the familial. pippa’s birthday party was a main event. a yearly festivity which could not be sidelined for a CRUSH. in fact, it would not. kevin’s lips had remained sealed since the day of and they would continue to zipped shut until she was old and gray. it’d been SIX MONTHS, almost to the day, since her last relationship had gone awry, yet kevin had been insistent that any attempt at getting back out there was TOO SOON. on an emotional level, mostly, but even on a karmic one. and which each shove in the direction of a buzzed boy at a house party, the more kevin had pushed back. with SCHOOL, WRITING, WORK, – the occasional movie date with george aguirre. she was all but free for the taking, and it seemed pippa had OFFICIALLY thrown in her embroidered towel. kevin wasn’t about to wreck that for some cute stranger, especially not if it came with the ‘ i told you so ’ of her adoptive sister. STILL . . . she finds herself using the opportunity of pippa’s birthday to REUNITE : with a boy whose first name is all she knows, without the added anxiety of soberly asking around town. that was borderline stalker behavior. small stature leaning against the kitchen island, listening with intent as pippa goes on and on and on. and all of a sudden, it’s right before her . . . an OPENING. metaphorical lightbulb flicking alight above chestnut curls, and kevin jumps at it. “ well, it doesn’t have to be the same people as always. ” it’s uncharacteristic for her to seek the company of strangers, though she hopes the strangeness of her suggestion is lost underneath the guise of helpfulness. “ do you remember, uh – oz’s party last month ? those people seemed kinda . . . cool, right ? ” beat. “ we could just . . . SNAG the guest list from him, and – and add it to our own. the more the merrier . . . right ? ”

#holydepths #all posts / ko. #with pippa / ko.

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starter for @holydepths​. / it’d been three years since she was last in town. three years since she’d disappeared, leaving behind her a mess. she hadn’t intended to come back to sheffield ━ she’d made her enemies, and it wasn’t as though the town felt like home. but here she was, standing in the bookstore browsing their very small greeting card section. unlikely that she’d find one that said get well soon, fuckhead ( for her dad, of course ), but it didn’t hurt to look, right ? she hadn’t really thought it through, though. or maybe she’d hoped that she wouldn’t run into mickey, or emma, or nik, or really anyone who recognized her. but that was wishful thinking, she realized when she saw the all too familiar back of emma phillips’ head. she had half a mind to run out of the store, but she’d promised herself she’d try to be a better person ━ and it seemed like fate wanted her to start with emma. so she inhaled deeply, gave herself a brief mental peptalk, and approached the other. “ uh ... hi, emma. long time no see. ” 

#all posts / elisabeth. #interactions / elisabeth. #interactions / elisabeth & emma. #holydepths

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a vibrant, red aluminum cap : unscrewed, discarded, and forgotten about. now laying somewhere underneath the living room sofa. it had come with a clear bottle, one that is currently being held upside down – emptied of its contents into a drinking glass. A DAY . . . and then some. emma phillips’ apartment works as a REFUGE : like her very own secret getaway, miles from the chaos of her own home. the choice of destination, albeit her friend’s living room, had less to do with emma and more to do with the distance between here and there. odette’s lack of options played a part in it, too. still – better than a bar. a greeting had been placed on hold, as had an explanation for her sudden appearance at the younger’s doorstep. instead, she clears what had been left of a past bender’s supply, and she takes a gulp.     /     starter for EMMA PHILLIPS – @holydepths

#silent starters are back babey #all posts / oa. #with emma / oa. #holydepths

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SHE’S HOME :  after an hour spent hiking through the connecticut woodland, and twenty minutes jogging her way back, she’s finally met with the warmth of her childhood home. or well . . . the later part of her aforementioned childhood. and with tennis shoes kicked off, sawyer begins the final stretch of HAULING herself up the stairs. plans with the eldest kinney sibling had been set in motion days ago, but a landline awaited sawyer in her room– capable of giving her an  out  for the afternoon. she’d cancel : flop down on her bed, and then shower whenever life had returned to throbbing legs. only . . .  “ hey, what are you doing he– ” eyes dart to the documents sprawled across floral sheets, cutting her greeting short. “ where did you find those ? ” sawyer already knew the answer – the bottom of her bedside drawer, tucked away beneath candy wrappers, tabloids, and polaroid string rejects. university of california-davis, colorado state, tufts, and TAMU– all bound to be there. and all awaiting sawyer’s response.      /      SIENNA KINNEY ( @holydepths )

#all posts / sk. #with sienna / sk. #holydepths

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* / starter for @holydepths​ . . . mikhail talbot was no light-weight, and thank god for that, because with a best friend incapable of holding her liquor . . . somebody else had to be handed the responsibility. and the role of the designated driver. which in today’s case, was neither of them. at least not in the traditional sense. he fumbles with the keys to the apartment, a small girl with arms wrapped around his neck, and mickey’s free hand positioned on her thigh. had she stopped three drinks ago, he could’ve been using both of them for the task of opening a front door, but alas. pushing it ajar with his shoulder, a blond makes a b-line towards the kitchen, leaving a the apartment door WIDE OPEN. hopefully, people had better sense than to rob the complex in the dead of winter. “ alright, boozy . . . prepare for landing. ” setting her down on the counter, he finally allowed himself a stretch of his back, a groan escaping alongside the pops of his spine. “ somebody’s gotta learn their limit ‘cos i am . . . WAY TOO YOUNG for back problems. ”

#holydepths #all posts / mt. #with emma / mt.

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HEELS are always to be found on her feet, like an extension of a girl with something to prove. scout never leaves home without them, and never had she felt the desire to. but the street vents of  new york city  would have nothing on the graveled paths of eastside’s trailer park. so she slips on something more comfortable  :  sneakers reserved for work-outs at her university’s gymnasium, now – the home-visits to a local hitman. and pink adidas don’t go with plaid skirts and burberry turtlenecks. but they do go with levi’s and a graphic tee ( gray, worn – details including large letters spelling out  YALE  over the chest, and a lipstick stain by the collar from the night she’d tucked herself into bed without interacting with her make-up remover. she sleeps in it. and now she’s out and about in it. ) there’s a whole lot of thought put into an outfit based on the terrain she would encounter, though walking was a skill she wished to retain on enemy territory. and it’s only when she stands at the entrance of a BUZZING NEIGHBORHOOD ––– as she realizes packed dirt is the chosen ground. so much for practicability. at the very least, she blends in now. as well as a stranger could. a paper envelope is pressed against a small frame, keeping its contents and the message sprawled across hidden from prying eyes. it contained a couple thousand – enough to get a FAMILY out of a trailer and into a proper apartment downtown, any of those she passes by had use for it. her safety is far from guaranteed with that amount of cash carried, and less so with the night sky– lit up by faint, and luminescent stars–above, but his name was one she didn’t know until recently and so his address was another mystery in need of being solved. the underprivileged person of her choosing–least threatening, least likely to mug her–becomes a child of perhaps ten. he’s barely up to her shoulder, and with a loose tooth which wiggles when he speaks, though it bares no affect on his helpfulness. back there, to the left. she nods, a tightlipped smile, and off she goes. luka’s, whose name she had to learn a post his unexpected meltdown, only lived a few trailers down. and according to her estimation, wouldn’t be home. but attempting to shove the envelope through the man’s mail slot proves her theory wrong. door flung open and scout backs away in surprise. “ you– you’re home. i mean, hi ! ” she grasps at confidence she’d been certain she wouldn’t need, and another smile passes by olive features. “ . . . – this is for you. ” a peace-offering extended, though scout remains at a distance.     /     starter for LUKA NÚÑEZ – @holydepths​

#i told u her outfits important #all posts / sa. #with luka / sa. #holydepths

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beatrice cheung had  no intent  on making amends. she wasn’t the type to forgive and forget : let alone when the culprit was the cause for one of her best friends’ months long misery. year, maybe. touch had been lost over the months, and of course, emma phillips was to blame for that, too. but she’s had a couple too many and her new BFF’s turn of a new leaf has suddenly struck her with inspiration. she scoots into the seat in front of her self-proclaimed arch nemesis, cosmo placed on the table between them and fingers interlaced beside it in faux professionalism. “ you know, i think we should be civil about this . . . it’s been THREE YEARS, right. time to grow up, bury the hatchet – wave that teeny little white flag from the movies. ” beat. “ but for that to happen, i think we need complete and total honesty, don’t you ? ” tris doesn’t await emma’s response rather gives herself the green light. “ i’ll go first. ” sip taken, throat cleared. “ i hate your face. you look like a blowup doll that got stretched out in a custody battle between two equally horny, pizza-faced, prepubescent boys. you’re BUG-EYED and it kinda gives me the creeps. once i used your picture for dart practice and i have never been more accurate in my life. i have killed you in every round of F-M-K . . . that’s fuck, marry, kill – by the way. ” she leaves out the other participator’s identity. not the time. “ once i had a dream where i fed you to some sharks, and a very friendly, but obtuse, leprechaun with the face of john cleese rewarded me with tiny pieces of gold each time you got bit and squealed like a rubber duck. ” one of her better ones. she tried to go back to sleep afterwards, but no luck. “ i was also the one who put the neurotic redhead in dickey’s path. i even taught her this thing you do with a hollowed out grapefruit . . . i’ll show you later. ” a pause, and she leans back. “ your turn. ” / starter for emma phillips ( @holydepths ) !

#i sincerely apologise #all posts / bc. #with emma / bc. #holydepths

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there was CARE within her soul ; for vehicles and motors of all kinds . . . genuine concern for all that was mechanic, and little spared for human life. sure, a car crash was a tragedy and if fatalities were involved, it was sad. but if the car in question had been one of value, the loss of a chrysler hurt a bit more than the one of a faceless stranger. thus, normal circumstances, the sight of her friend’s car would’ve driven her to annoyance. it doesn’t. instead, she chuckles : genuinely amused by his ability to unknowingly do that much damage. “ i’m a mechanic, elliot . . . not a miracle worker. ” greased up hands are dried off with a nearby towel, and eyes still preoccupied with the issue before her. “ i mean, holy fuck – you’ve totally blown your engine to shits. ” another laugh. “ there’s water . . . literally everywhere. what did ya do, – drive through lake michigan ? ” / starter for elliot moore ( @holydepths ) ! 

#all posts / oh. #with elliot / oh. #holydepths #rip elliots car </3

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* / started for atticus ( @holydepths ) . . . moving : despite its very definition, was the only constant in oz’s life. aside from his brother, though the latter was the cause for the former – the two went hand in hand so to speak. as did oz’s reluctance to settle once a new place was within their sights. he had a running bet with himself, unspoken, of course. last place had been handed three months, and the one before it five and a half. this one he was giving an estimate of FOUR– always go with the stats. “ i’m not saying i hate it, ” he isn’t. not directly anyway. chowing down on last night’s dinner–now retitled ‘ the breakfast of champions ’ by the eldest–oz opts to giving the plate of chinese take-out his undivided attention. “ what i’m saying is it’s the same . . . as everywhere else. ” though it can certainly be noted oz has, indeed, hated it everywhere else ( with the exception of seattle, but that was six years ago and he has since learned not to bring his hopes up of permanency ). “  i dunno why you’re even asking . . . s’not like you care. ” not a dig by any means. just facts stated. atticus made the rules : threw the dart on a map, packed their bags . . . and oz followed his brother wherever.

#all posts / ar. #with atticus / ar. #holydepths

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✩ watergate

i want to preface this by saying that i hate watergate and the fact that this meme is four-hundred pages long only furthered my hatred for this abomination of a ship. and yes, i am using kennedy walsh as a mascot for this occasion. mind your own.

DISAGREEMENTS

who is more likely to raise their voice? we been through this. it’s mickey, he inherited his father’s temper. giving a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘daddy issues.’who threatens to leave but never actually does? mickey. the man is full of empty promises. who actually keeps their word and leaves? emma. mickey would never leave, he’s mickey : abandonment issues and all. who trashes the house? worst case scenario, mickey. but normal circumstances, nobody. they’re not wolfgang circa 2016, post ziba finding out about his heart issues, oil on canvas. do either of them get physical? i mean, #basementgate … ringing any bells ? it’d be a mistake on mickey’s part, otherwise no. how often do they argue/disagree? only when their collective insecurities start acting up. and if my memory serves me right, that’s like every other week. who is the first to apologise? both, simultaneously. 

SEX

who is on top? do you remember You 1x04 ? joe was on top … let’s aim for nine seconds, okay.who is on the bottom? did i not just answer that. who has the strangest desires? what is this, an episode of lucifer ? jokes, all jokes. probably emma. shy in the streets, freaky in the sheets. any kinks? does … harmonicas count ? literally retire the joke, mads – RETIRE IT.who’s dominant in bed? neither. they’re vanilla and boring and i hate them.is head ever in the equation? it’s always in the equation, we’re no dj khaled stans here.if so, who is better at performing it? mickey will toss your salad like he’s aidan gallagher’s biggest fan.ever had sex in public? public sex for them is in her car. so, yes.who moans the most? emma ‘cos she never knows when to zip it.who leaves the most marks? mickey. mark your territory, y’know. it’s critical.who screams the loudest? i said what i said.who is the more experienced of the two? big oof @ emma’s bodycount. do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? they make sweet, sweet love.rough or soft? soft as hale.how long do they usually last? 9 seconds. however adequately long is … that’s how long. they drag it out. make a day out of it. is protection used? they never wrap it before they tap it. and with is history of … you know, [ finger banging motions ] emma should’ve had chlamydia by now. but yes, they wrap it. sometimes. they don’t remember that often.does it ever get boring? nope. where is the strangest place they’d have sex? on his mother’s grave. or maybe not. i dunno, would they fuck at a preschool ? i don’t put it past them.

FAMILY

do your muses plan on having children/or have children? together they haven’t spoken about it. but separately, fuck yeah. if so, how many children do your muses want/have? i feel like emma wants two or three, mickey wants a football team.who is the favorite parent? since mickey is gonna be a stay-at-home dad, fuck you, him. who is the authoritative parent? odette. they hire her to come in every week to stare real hard at the kids until they clean the entire house unprompted. works like wonders. super nanny who ?who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? mickey. who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? mickey, mickey, mickey. emma’s all about carrots and nutritions. fuck that, we’re going to mcdonkey d.who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? mickey organizes the extra curricular activities. he’s that dad.who goes to parent teacher interviews? emma ‘cos mickey gets mistaken for flirting with the the mrs. grundy looking teach every single time. not riverdale!grundy, comics!grundy. [ chicken girls vc ] spicy … who changes the diapers? mickey avoided it for the first couple of months by sheer magic and a lot of pampering @ emma. but she caught on, and then he was on diaper duty for a full year. after that the kid doesn’t need diapers so … unless they wee the bed then we have another problem on our hands. who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? mickey, that’s how he avoided diaper changes. who spends the most time with the children? mickey ‘cos he’s ugly and unemployed. who packs their lunch boxes? emma ‘cos mickey would sneak brownies in there and all the other kids would get jealous and cry during lunch. true story, i was there. who gives their children ‘the talk’? mickey would want to but seeing as he’s who he is, emma took it upon herself to give them a more science based talk. ironic considering what his current job is but … who cleans up after the kids? mickey-boy.who worries the most? emma by a long shot. mickey has zero cares in the world. he’s the type of dad to toss the kids up 375ft into the air while emma yells frantically in the background of the video odette is filming. she’s there for chaos, not so much for telling mickey the kid’s neck can break. who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? i think emma. mickey’s gonna be super good with coming up with psuedo-swears like motherflubber and fudge. emma will slip up, i know she will.  

AFFECTION

who likes to cuddle? both.who is the little spoon? mickey, he likes to be held – it makes him feel safe.who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? fucking mickey the horn-dog. who struggles to keep their hands to themself? did you not see what i just said.   how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? several hours. they never get uncomfy, fuck off. who gives the most kisses? listen, mickey loves giving love. whatever that touchy feely result was on the love language quiz, that was he. so, – he’ll smooch her everywhere and whenever. try and stop him, you can’t. except they’re not dating right now so i guess he’s successfully kept at bay. barely. what is their favourite non-sexual activity? banter. like genuinely. they just sit on the sofa and tear each other apart. it’s a good old time. that or soaps. mickey’s a huge fan of days of our lives.where is their favourite place to cuddle? probably couch. who is more likely to playfully grope the other? mickey. but emma’s known to grab his ass at times which is honestly childish, emma quit it. how often do they get time to themselves? seeing as they’re currently childless and also single, all the time in the world.

SLEEPING

who snores? emma, i said it.if both do, who snores the loudest? emma …do they share a bed or sleep separately? they’re not the weathers, ok.if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? close, so very close.who talks in their sleep? mickey. he says some dumb shit, she writes it down.what do they wear to bed? dicks out. kidding. mickey sleeps shirtless, and emma sleeps in his shirt. fair deal. are either of your muses insomniacs? no.can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? only if he wanna knock her out for some quiet. but also no.do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? they’re a whole ass pretzel, k. who wakes up with bed hair? emma might have more hair but mickey’s is untamed. who wakes up first? emma. who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? mickey is a king in the kitchen, so.what is their favourite sleeping position? his face full on in the crook of her neck and like completely wrapped up in each other like my headphones after 2 minutes.who hogs the sheets? both of them, every night is a struggle.do they set an alarm each night? emma does. mickey likes to wing it.can a television be found in their bedroom? no, emma said that’s not allowed and that’s why she’s currently sexless. who has nightmares? neither … who has ridiculous dreams? mickey, hence the talking. who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? mickey probably.who makes the bed? emma, she’s so responsible.what time is bed time? like two hours after they decide it’s time to sleep. they talk alot. and … do other things we shall not mention ( discuss the current political climate ). and they fuck. any routines/rituals before bed? dental hygiene is very important to them both so they spend like 20 minutes in the bathroom. who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? emma. mickey is ready :clap: to :clap: go !

WORK

who is the busiest? mickey. being a nurse is no joke. neither is having to take up shifts at the hardware store ‘cos your dad’s a drunk.who rakes in the highest income? i dunno. they both have shite jobs in terms of salary. google it. are any of your muses unemployed? not yet. who takes the most sick days? honestly, neither. mickey’s the type to go work with a flu and emma is too much of a suck-up to risk looking like a bad employee. who is more likely to turn up late to work? mickey. who sucks up to their boss? both. love that for them.what are their jobs? er nurse and preschool teacher. if you didn’t know that by now, kill yourself.who stresses the most? emma, no doubt, no doubt.do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? LOVE. are your muses financially stable? * laughs in the spirit of president snow choking to death on his own chortles * no.

HOME

who does the washing? mickey mixed the reds and whites once, so … take a gamble.who takes out the trash? mickey whenever he leaves for work. get it? ok.who does the ironing? mickey also burnt a hole in one of her shirts.who does the cooking? MICKEY. so stay out of the kitchen if you can’t handle the heat, woman.who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? emma.who is messier? mickey. who leaves the toilet roll empty? mickey, but it’s on purpose. you see … he likes to do it just so she’ll have to yell at him to get her some. it’s just funny. every time. sometimes he forgets to put it back before he leaves. those are the times he gets a roll thrown at his face when he gets home.who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? mickey. it’s charming.who forgets to flush the toilet? ew, no one.who is the prankster around the house? they’re both equally pranky … not a word ! mickey just tends to be more unexpected in his pranks. who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? emma. mickey doesn’t have his own car.who mows the lawn? they’re apartment people, buzz off.who answers the telephone? no one, their answering machine message is just too good to go to waste.who does the vacuuming? emma.who does the groceries? mickey.who takes the longest to shower? mickey. he’s depressed.who spends the most time in the bathroom? emma.

MISCELLANEOUS

is money a problem? of course it is. they’re broke.how many cars do they own? one.do they own their home or do they rent? rent.do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? … fuck if i know. where even is sheffield.do they live in the city or in the country? downtown, asshat.do they enjoy their surroundings? sure.what’s their song? i know it’s not 1998 yet. but – closing time by semisonic is a bop i’ve mentioned for them before. what do they do when they’re away from each other? pine.where did they first meet? i wanna say her place but she’s not that stupid. probably joe’s or something. how did they first meet? when mickey answered the roommate ad. who spends the most money when out shopping? mickey. it’s all on food.who’s more likely to flash their assets? like tits ? neither.who finds it amusing when the other trips over? mickey. and emma. both. they’re ten.any mental issues? plenty to go around.who’s terrified of bugs? emma.who kills the spiders around the house? mickey carries them outside, thank you very much.their favourite place? at home. yeah, they’re like that.who pays the bills? emma pays pays them, but like … he gives her money.do they have any fears for their future? so many we cannot get into that right now.who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? mickey. but like home-cooked ‘cos he’s a poor, poor man. who uses up all of the hot water? mickey.who’s the tallest? [ softly ] don’t. who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? ickey-mickey.who wanders around in their underwear? MICKEY. who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? they both try and out-sing each other. he starts it, she ends it. what do they tease each other about? harmonicas and their deepest insecurities. who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? remember the bee shirt.do they have mutual friends? no, jack hates him and i hate jack.who crushed first? i wanna say … mickey.any alcohol or substance related problems? nope.who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? mickey, it’s in his genes.who swears the most? neither of them swear that much but i guess i’ll have to go with the ugly one.

#all posts / mt. #starring emma / mt. #answered / mt. #holydepths #ask

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* / starter for @holydepths . . . home depot ; its paint section always offered her a sense of familiarity and solace . . . a small girl inhaling the fumes of closed paint-cans with no concerns of what the toxins might do. drugs had that covered, she imagined her insides to be rotting and caving within her chest, and the thought, although to some quite terrifying, allowed her to feel in control. she did this to herself, and for it she would die young, prematurely: just like her favorite artists. poetic, really. she wished to overdose one day in a similar fashion as sid vicious. or she’d go like nancy. the romantic portion was surely missing from her plans, but she made them wholly regardless. but home depot disappoints this afternoon, out of all afternoons. and it marches an already sour girl towards a large man wearing a brand apron, fuming and with purpose she arrives. “ look, let’s not kid ourselves into thinking i come here for your wicked customer service and ill selection of decorative bath towels . . . this is the only place in town where i can get spray-paint, no questions asked. right ? the one and only. ” no greeting, no pleasantries, she goes on : albeit non-vulgar, but still with frustration lacing the words spewed. “ if i wanted take my business elsewhere, – elsewhere would be to those pretentious twits at lowe’s all the way over in norwalk. yeah, that’s your competish, right. – - you see, though, the issue isn’t that i don’t want to . . . ‘cos believe me, dude, I DO. it’s that i don’t have the car to take me there. ” she could always get a job and stop expecting it to be magically handed to her, but that option appeared incredibly unappealing. “ so, like, unless you wanna step the CS up a notch and give me a ride, ” pause, dark eyes examining a displayed name-tag. “ andy. ” there’s a quirk of full lips, but her gaze far from matches. and as always, it quickly evaporates. “ then could you, please, be ever so kind . . . and tell me WHY THE FUCK you’ve taken krylon off the shelves ?! ” 

#holydepths #all posts / mp. #with andy / mp.

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* / starter dated april 2nd, 1988 for @holydepths​ . . . there was a plan concocted : she would await until the children had gone to bed, until dirty dishes had been put in the sink, and until her husband had had time to unwind from a day’s of work before bringing it up. but instead, the moment his coat is off and he joins her in a kitchen ( still free from the young weathers, so part of her game plan remained intact, at least ), she springs it on him. “ i got a job offer ! ” bonnie blurts it out with no qualms, and it takes her a moment to realize elaboration is needed. “ at the gazette. it’s a – it’s a small managing position. nothing to write home about, but . . . ” she waves it off, as if the call hadn’t been the cause of a day-long giddiness. “ i know, it’s – it’s odd ! almost, what . . . EIGHTEEN YEARS of staying at home with the kids, and all of a sudden – i guess they must’ve dug through old school papers and found all these . . . ARTICLES and OPINION PIECES from, god, the sixties ? ” there’s an attempt to make it appear consequential, even when certain pride of having her words carry significance throughout the years resides within. “ i, uh . . . ” her voice drops in volume, and she braces the real news that are in need of delivery. “ i want to take it. ” beat. “ is that crazy ? ” must be. “ i mean, tommy’s in school now, and jesse’s nearly graduated ! and . . . and ELI – high school. ” there’s an emphasis on the word, because frankly : she couldn’t believe it. he stood at a height of five foot two, freckles and unruly curls. the idea of her baby entering the unforgiving halls of sheffield high . . . god, she couldn’t stand it. “ i’m alone here all day, and i could . . . i could do something that matters, y’know ? and with the double income we could – we could take that trip to cape cod at the end of summer. it’d be tight but we could pull it off . . . we really could. ” she’s speaking too much, rambling, and there comes the realization that she hasn’t let him voice his opinion yet. “ it’s crazy, right. i shouldn’t . . . should i ? ”

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* / starter for @holydepths . . . casper had always been a fan of star wars. even has he’d been a mere THREE YEARS OLD when the first movie premiered, he could still vividly remember viewing it for the first time. he can recall where and when, the ewok plushie his mother got him soon after, and the galaxy sheets that decorated his bedding. he was a FAN, through and through . . . and despite having only been a child upon the first couple of viewings and arguably not able to take much of the storyline in until years later, he’d still NEVER seen the appeal of luke and leia. sure, by the time he could properly quote the film word for word and had a deep understanding of each planet featured, the reveal had already been made. but even if it hadn’t, there was just no way ! perhaps it was his own identifying with luke skywalker that prevented him from imagining a potential romance between the two. why, he couldn’t pinpoint. “ fans that want them together are FRIGGIN’ SICK. and shouldn’t even be calling themselves fans to begin with. seriously. gross. ” beat. “ even before return of the jedi . . . there’s just no excuse ! luke’s, like, – ” luke’s what, casper. “ i’m just saying . . . NO WAY. even if they weren’t related, they– ” find a comprehensive argument, mullin. “ i mean, what about han ? huh ? ” good enough.

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✩ nutkins

nutkins married life ? they’d kill themselves, just making that loud and clear. jot it down, memorize it, – show up at their murder-suicide funeral.

DISAGREEMENTS

who is more likely to raise their voice? not a question. luka raises it for absolutely no reason. they’re out of sauce for their nuggets at mcdonalds ? somebody’s getting ratatata’d … who threatens to leave but never actually does? i feel like it goes like this. they’ll say they’re going to leave but when they turn around to go the other person’s like “ also you stink ” so now they have to turn back around. they cannot not have the final word. they’re pathetic. who actually keeps their word and leaves? i think the first person to break the cycle would be scout. like, if she didn’t fight back obviously he’d bounce. but if they were doing that back and forth shit, she’d be the first to ditch ‘cos she’d get her feelings hurt or some shit, y’know. who trashes the house? um, considering it already happened … do either of them get physical? luka would slam her against a wall for the teensiest shit. he’s a bitch like that.how often do they argue/disagree? so much. it’s unhealthy but that’s business, baby.who is the first to apologise? my ass was gonna write neither but did she not just show up at his door with money and an uwu sorry x ? normal circumstances though, definitely neither. she just needs him right now, let’s not talk about it.

SEX

who is on top? insert that one gif of veronica lodge straddling reggie mantle. but let it also be known that all imagined scenarios of them fucking have been vertical, so. yes, i consider these things. who is on the bottom? get pegged luka. who has the strangest desires? i feel like they’re both pretty odd. luka could be like “ do you, per chance, wanna fuck on the bar in silhouette’s, m’lady ” and scout would be like “ i thought you’d never ask, mister ” any kinks? luka definitely has a thing for her cheerleading uniform, calling it right now. boy didn’t get to boink any of them in high school and now he’s projecting onto her. who’s dominant in bed? him. she’s a brat, though, as we all know, so she’ll make him work for it. is head ever in the equation? scout will blow him in his car. does he have one ? isn’t it a motorcycle ? she’s getting him a car solely for this purpose. if so, who is better at performing it? luka, unfortunately. she’ll still choke on it, though.ever had sex in public? did we not hc their first time to be in silhouette’s bathroom … who moans the most? scout is loud and annoying always.who leaves the most marks? luka. and she has to work real hard on hiding them. sometimes she gives him a taste of his own medicine and when she does, he’s not a happy camper. who screams the loudest? i refuse to engage in this question anymore. who is the more experienced of the two? clearly, luka. he’s slept with half the town and everyone she’s slept with are either a. gross, b. her step-brother, c. a girl whose name i never headcanoned. do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? they don’t do romance. they fuck. hard. rough or soft? did i stutter.how long do they usually last? i feel like they can go on forever. like everyone else is getting one of them o’s but scout is out here channeling her inner owl all night, every night. is protection used? literally, no. she’s on the pill and he doesn’t like how it feels with a condom. that’s ought to end well.does it ever get boring? if it does, they’ll switch it up. i have so much faith in them in that department. where is the strangest place they’d have sex? ed’s desk. sorry pal.

FAMILY

do your muses plan on having children/or have children? hell to the no. scout is pro-abortion and luka is pro-beating-scout-up-if-she-wasn’t.if so, how many children do your muses want/have? none, zero, nada. who is the favorite parent? neither of them. i don’t see them becoming remotely successful parents if they opportunity presents itself. scout would want a nanny. she had one and she turned out just fine ! and luka would … not want to be there. who is the authoritative parent? the nanny. who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? luka. scout is all about that flawless academic record, y’know.who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? still luka. when he comes around during mandatory visitation, he gives them chips and then he lets them play video games in another room ‘till he leaves.who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? scout. for the image. now i’m gonna say something controversial. i feel, maybe, if they did luka would be into soccer games and such. he would be the weirdo to watch the games from afar and then leave. who goes to parent teacher interviews? scout, no doubt.who changes the diapers? the nanny, love that bitch.who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? see the answer above.who spends the most time with the children? reluctantly, scout.who packs their lunch boxes? say it with me … THE – NAN–NY.who gives their children ‘the talk’? animal planet.who cleans up after the kids? you thought i’d say the nanny, didn’t you ? jokes on you … it’s the maid !who worries the most? scout. eighteen years of this shit ? she’s exhausted. who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? luka is out here cussing in front of his children that he sees twice a year ? oof. 

AFFECTION

who likes to cuddle? neither of them are big into cuddling, but … it happens, y’know. she sits in his lap a lot despite meredith’s protests. probably luka’s, too. he likes it, though. she can tell from his raging boner.who is the little spoon? hear me out … he won’t spoon her ‘cos he’s an asshole. but battered and bruised luka ? exhausted from whatever shit he just went through ? he’ll be getting a small latina backpack whether he cares for it or not. s*ft kisses against his back and arms tight around his torso … it’s kind of good shit, if you ask me. who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? depends where they are. if it’s some fancy schmancy place, then luka. if it’s silhouette’s, then scout. who struggles to keep their hands to themself? luka has a tendency to like, always touch her to move her out the way or just make sure she stays doing nothing stupid. scout has no excuse and just straight up grabs his arm. “ stop taking my hand ” – rey to finn, the force awakens. how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? sober, not even 2 minutes. high, 2 hours. thanks for coming to my ted talk.who gives the most kisses? scout, obvi. what is their favourite non-sexual activity? bickering. they do kinda like it. anything illegal is also exhilarating. but their favorite thing … smoking ! you know it is, bud. you can scrap everything i’ve said above if they’re high. high!nutkins are big time touchy-feely and they will snuggle. where is their favourite place to cuddle? he’s a big boy, so the bed. who is more likely to playfully grope the other? scout. she will smack his ass and he cannot stop her. that said and playfully erased, luka is the type to grab her ass when nobody’s paying attention. and frankly, i cannot blame him. it’s a good ass. how often do they get time to themselves? like all day, every day. they make their own schedules, bitches. 

SLEEPING

who snores? luka seems the snoring type. she’ll get him those nose strips to save herself some headaches. i say as if he stays long enough for her to take notice.if both do, who snores the loudest? GHHHHHGHHHH – luka snoring. do they share a bed or sleep separately? separately. but, but – when HIGH … uwu.if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? they start out far apart and then, you know . . . who talks in their sleep? i bet, I BET – if she has to stay with him ( in the many scenarios which we discuss in the privacy of imessage ), she will mutter shit in her sleep. like his name. tragic. he can pretend he didn’t hear that.what do they wear to bed? scout wears those fancy silk nightgowns and he prolly sleeps shirtless. if she’s at his place, though … t-shirt and panties. say it with me, PANTIES. are either of your muses insomniacs? maybe luka, maybe.can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? scout, she needs her snoozes.do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? side by side : her arms snaked around his and just her wittle chin on his shoulder. who wakes up with bed hair? he … got no hair. who wakes up first? in terms of bouncing after accidentally falling asleep, luka. he’s just out the motherfuckin’ door. otherwise, she’s an early riser.who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? she’d try, and then he’d have to swoop in to save the day.what is their favourite sleeping position? as far apart as humanly possible. who hogs the sheets? luka, that rat. do they set an alarm each night? scout does but, y’know.can a television be found in their bedroom? in luka’s, maybe. in scout’s, doubtful. depends on if she moves into the dang hotel or not.who has nightmares? i feel like he should have nightmares due to all the murders he commits but … scout sure as hell got none.who has ridiculous dreams? neither, they’re boring.who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? luka and his long, annoying legs.who makes the bed? scout. and 2 minutes after she’s done he flops back down on it and messes it up. what time is bed time? 3 am. witching hour. ‘cos they’re from hell.any routines/rituals before bed? murder.who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? LUKA. that sun of a gun.

WORK

who is the busiest? scout. she has school, that’s a lot. he has murder, that’s easy and breezy. who rakes in the highest income? luka, but she still has more money than him.are any of your muses unemployed? i mean, technically scout. but not for long. who takes the most sick days? luka. without a shadow of a doubt.who is more likely to turn up late to work? luka. he’s never on time. fix that shit.who sucks up to their boss? luka sucks ed’s dick every thursday afternoon, but go off i guess.what are their jobs? he’s a cupcake maker and she’s a child of god.who stresses the most? scout.do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? i wanna say they do but they don’t, really, let’s be honest. time to move to paris and reinvent themselves.are your muses financially stable? scout is, he wishes.

HOME

who does the washing? nobody. i mean, i’m assuming he does his own but when he inevitable crashes at her place, the maid staff.who takes out the trash? he is the trash, so. get out of her hotel room, lukey boy.who does the ironing? hotel service, kay.who does the cooking? luka. and he’ll teach her. we’ve been over this. one day she’ll be able to make instant noodles without instantly burning the house down.who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? see above.who is messier? he is. but without, like, somebody to clean her shit up – she’s pretty messy, too. which is why she cannot live with him in his stupid trailer without maid service. who leaves the toilet roll empty? luka. and she hates him for it. who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? luka and scout. they’re kin that way.who forgets to flush the toilet? they don’t have a toilet, actually.who is the prankster around the house? neither of them. despite acting like children, they’re more mature than that. who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? neither. luka has to be organized and scout got her license revoked. lots to think about.who mows the lawn? what lawn.who answers the telephone? scout ‘cos he doesn’t have one. sucks.who does the vacuuming? me, personally.who does the groceries? nobody. she can’t cook and luka forgets.who takes the longest to shower? obvi, scout.who spends the most time in the bathroom? scout spends like an hour and a half in there. perfection takes time.

MISCELLANEOUS 

is money a problem? for him, lol.how many cars do they own? she’ll inherit her dad’s car, xoxo.do they own their home or do they rent? own, bitch. at least they will.do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? don’t ask me this shit ever again.do they live in the city or in the country? eye – do they enjoy their surroundings? fuck, no. i said what i said, time to elope to paris, bitches. go get a passport, luka. it’s time !what’s their song? bang bang by miss nancy sinatra.what do they do when they’re away from each other? celebrate.where did they first meet? silhouette’s. super romantic. how did they first meet? she asked him to merk her father. it was real cute. love at first sight.who spends the most money when out shopping? uh, is this even a question. he doesn’t have the money to spend, she does.who’s more likely to flash their assets? SCOUT, obvi.who finds it amusing when the other trips over? luka, he’s an asshole that way. and he’ll make her walk in her high ass heels through the most difficult terrain just for the sake of seeing it happen, too.any mental issues? they wouldn’t be getting together if there weren’t any.who’s terrified of bugs? scout screams when she sees ants. she hates ants. don’t ask.who kills the spiders around the house? she’ll kill the spiders. swat them with her pumps.their favourite place? the hotel, xoxo.who pays the bills? scout.do they have any fears for their future? nope. i mean, she fears getting caught for merking her father but other than that, nope.who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? scout. we’ve been through this, kay, she’d buy him a nice outfit and she’d take him out for dindin. except, driver roll up the partition please. who uses up all of the hot water? scout, and she’s not sorry about it. if they showered together they’d save water :~)who’s the tallest? her, obviously.who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? both. she’d do it for cutesy purposes, he’d do it ‘cos he’s invasive and annoying and she’s taking too damn long. it’s not gonna go any faster with your dick up her ass, luka. who wanders around in their underwear? luka. and she absolutely loves it.who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? scout and then he turns the radio off.what do they tease each other about? she’s rich and spoiled, he’s dirty and emotionally stunted. who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? scout would claim to but that shit’s hot, okay. he’d probably ask her to slow down with the polo’s. ain’t got nothing against those knee socks, though, now do you.do they have mutual friends? jesus. who crushed first? scout. oof.any alcohol or substance related problems? loads to go around.who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? luka … that sloppy piece of shit.who swears the most? his middle name is i-cuss-to-assert-myself-as-masculine, if you didn’t know. 

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starter for @holydepths. /  kris reveals a secret to ava. park is empty in the evening, and the wind moves swings not occupied by two teens, making for an eerie tone. brunette kicks the dirt at her feet, making small clouds puff from the ground as she does. it’s an anxious movement ━ as darkness settles over the town, kristine feels it tightening in her chest. she’s not one to share deep, dark secrets ━ and even though ava’s her best friend, she’s still worried about how the other teen will handle the secret that’s been gnawning away at kristine for the past couple of months. she inhales, tucks strands of dark hair behind her ear, and turns towards the other. “ i have ━ i have to tell you something. and i hope ━ i hope it doesn’t make you, like, HATE me, or think i’m weird, or anything. ” sigh, and she uses the pause in her words to muster up some final tendrils of courage. “ i━ i don’t like boys. and not in the ‘ ew, boys have cooties ’ way. i don’t like them at all. ” heavier sigh is released from small frame, and she ducks her head, embarrassed.

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starter for @holydepths. / “ i’m taking you out to dinner. ” he says as he enters her apartment, hanging his jacket on the hook attached to the door. “ and i’m not taking no for an answer. we’re ‘ dating ’, right ? people in relationships go out to dinner all the time. you wanna make this look legit, you gotta play the game. ” he runs a hand through his hair, raising an eyebrow. “ i’ll let you pick the place though. how about that ? no chinese food, though. ” he adds, eyeing the trash bin in her kitchen with a slightly wrinkled nose. he reaches down, untying the laces of his boots while he waits for confirmation from the shorter woman, then makes his way to her couch, sitting down with a sigh of relief. “ sorry. long shift at the bar has me a tiny bit beat. ” he turns his head, offering her a smile.

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